Roman Polanski is fielding about 80 calls a minute at this point #EpsteinList #Epstein

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

The pharmaceutical industry finally pays off

#SCOTUS #Tarrifs

Trump is correct in one respect: the enemy is from within

The neo-cons being arrested by the felon cons. What a time to be alive. #Bolton

What USAID is doing now...

VENNi Vidi Vici

#RyderCup #Bethpage Cider

Is there anyone @cnn.com who has an IQ above 47?

Wondering if Venezuela has a Seal Team 6?

Charlie Kirk’s murderer was a white Mormon male from a conservative, Trump-supporting family. Everything the right was saying and hoping for is fizzling out.

Hey Republicans! Where the fuck are your AR-15 pins?

Was the shooter Mormon? Asking for an angry lynch mob

I can tell you exactly how he's "celebrating," Erica, but you probably won't like it

He was such a piece of shit

RIP North Star

One thing I always try to do when someone passes is to honor them the way THEY would have wanted, not the way that makes me most comfortable. And Kirk made it pretty clear he didn't want to be remembered with empathy, or with calls for a cessation of political violence, or even less shootings.

Must move to Utah. According to the Governor and the Police Chief, no one has ever died in Utah and a recent passing has sent them into hysterics.

Hump Day, amirite?

New FEMA's here, but they're just playing through... #FEMA #ETTD

Seems like we need to be sending the National Guard to Kentucky and Texas...

Any actors interested in doing a paid gig parody update of the #SNL classic #TheCalifornians, hit us up in the DMs youtu.be/dCer2e0t8r8?...

The party of "personal responsibility" is making *you* their personal responsibility

Since we're apparently very concerned about law and order these days...

Try the new Infitata, at Taco Bell @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social #MorningJoe

Hmm, @CNN is really good at being bad at news, like all the time

Well, at least Powell knows he's safe now

Unusual pivot from POTUS and the NFL

One hour until Dan Bongino comes back to work with his balls in his mouth

The Golden (shower) Age is upon us

Judge Smails wins big in the new spending bill

Who do you believe, Trump or the Ayatollah?

By the time you’ve reached your forties you will have lived to see the newspapers that insisted that the country you grew up in was on the verge of social collapse portray those very same years of your youth as a period of blissful social cohesion.

It's genius to use the #NationalGuard to help States. Why didn't Dems think of that? #LAStrong #LA Make the Guard Great Again #MGGA

And....scene.....

UPDATE: CBS has found the Tesla CyberTrucks, which have been steadily increasing in number each week, are almost all owned by shelf-stockers and custodial support staff at the shopping center. An Orange Julius cashier reported, "They're giving these things away. I'm grabbing 2 tonight after work."

When the worm makes a run for it

From the "I opposed seatbelts until grandma sailed through the front windshield" crowd

The decision to even post this story @cnn.com must have required super-consensual top-level, interupt-the-tee-shot-on-the-tenth-hole, board approval

Haaaaaa!

Bridge 1 Mariachi 0

The guys whose Royal Palace electrical outlets look like they were installed by Peter Griffin on ludes, own us. Happy 2025

You talkin' dolls? Mexican underground doll smugglers coming to a small screen near you. *34Si: The Mexican Barbie Underground*

The new Pope speaks almost as many languages as the average Swiss 18 year old