And drones. Lots and lots of fiber-optic-guided drones

No joke #truth

In a just world...

Yes this

www.capcut.com/tv2/ZTkL1P7rC/

Now you have lines *and* the Gestapo at airports

💥COMING SOON: The Bay of Quiet Piggy

BOOM!!

So, when we beat Canada in hockey (their game) the USA has 'owned' Canada. Sooo, when Venezuela beats us in baseball (our game)...I'm assuming Venezuela owns us? Did I do that right?

The terrorist calling for reinforcements from countries he's been terrorizing for 10 years while he lines up a putt for an 11 on hole 6 is peak US foreign policy: Shake you down on the front nine, then ask to borrow your rangefinder on the back.

No. One. Acts. This. Way. At. A. Shooting. Nofuckingone.

Director walks up “you’re at a ten, let’s try a two”

The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...

2001: We could never have imagined they would fly planes into buildings. 2026: We could never have imagined they would shut down Hormuz.

NARRATOR: "He was right about that. It would be another 3 years before he went to prison..."

Yep #Iran #Rubio rationale

Oops Kuwait. Better send some hamburders to 1600 or you're next

#Iran #MAGA

How pathetic of @arimelber.bsky.social to have the Nazi-protector Alex Spirro who also reps garbage like Adams and is a supporter of the current lawless DOJ, defile his show today. Jfc, "Elon Musk is a family man, a concerned father"? What garbage! #Shame

Well, he sure showed the Nobel Committee

They spelled "American Narco-Terrorists" wrong

The look when the poppers are wearing off, he's out of vodka and knows it's coming out...Ms Lindsey LadyBug Graham, it must be difficult to be the power bottom in Washington, DC.

Always circles back to the #Nobel

In a world of Ka$h Patels, be a Gerald Stratford (from The Other Place). And "you can't beat a good cabbage," can you? #GeraldStratford

Doing Gods work, thank you @makeawishintl.bsky.social

Congratulations to the Kash Patels, winner of the Olympic Gold 🏅 for the United States of Pedophilia #winning

SCOTUS: "Your tariffs are illegal." POTUS: "More tariffs!"

Only until AI kills your job... #Tariffs

Well, America is literally a clown car of drunk clowns driving backwards on rims while freebasing Trump's flaky ankle skin, so this is right on brand.

The dude saves the entire planet wearing FLIP FLOPS on the battle field. An incredible picture ❤️❤️👍💯

😍

"To my knowledge I never left any of my four children on Rape Island." #Flex

Hey, Propaganda Barbie: We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up. Ever.

If Republicans have an issue with the #NFL they clearly hate America 🇺🇸

The 1953 forefathers had no idea what was coming...except they were right in one very big regard

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Holy. Shit. That was... historic

Omg this transformation 🥹

Ever notice how Bsky is devoid of any MAGA but Twitter is full of liberals punching Nazis in the face repeatedly. Here's why👇🏽

To be fair, Epstein had only been a registered sex offender for 4 years when she tried to date him

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

> @governor.ny.gov

Dan #Bovino is the prototypical ICE incel