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● Dick Cheney ● Ron Jeremy ● ICE Name Americans who will indiscrimately shoot you in the face

Hey NRA, are you good with this? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Calling them law enforcement at this point is beyond laughably stupid.

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Meanwhile, 3 hours after winning the National Championship...

Thanks to #RFK #HHS and the dumbest Secretary of Agriculture ever, we now have a new all-American Meal-- enjoy our latest song, 'FOUR THINGS (PROBABLY)'

L.A. strong #ReneeGood

First two shows of #ACCOSTED in the can. Episode One arriving Jan 21. Follow to be kept abreast of the only outlet not needing the #EpsteinFiles to identify the PDFiles.

Let's reboot Dukes of Hazzard but they're a married gay couple posing as cousins to avoid conservative scorn after relocating for an inherited (failing) farm and shade tree mechanic shop. Let the hijinks ensue.

We are trying to get in touch with Rebecca Shaw from The Guardian to appear on our show re her article from a few months ago. Any help would be appreciated!! (Her Guardian email bounces back).

"Lil M, let's do the same thing but now with Canada, Mexico, Columbia, Xanadu, and Valhalla"

Get to know your 51st State #Venezuela

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Roman Polanski is fielding about 80 calls a minute at this point #EpsteinList #Epstein

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

The pharmaceutical industry finally pays off

#SCOTUS #Tarrifs

Trump is correct in one respect: the enemy is from within

The neo-cons being arrested by the felon cons. What a time to be alive. #Bolton

What USAID is doing now...

VENNi Vidi Vici

#RyderCup #Bethpage Cider

Is there anyone @cnn.com who has an IQ above 47?

Wondering if Venezuela has a Seal Team 6?

Charlie Kirk’s murderer was a white Mormon male from a conservative, Trump-supporting family. Everything the right was saying and hoping for is fizzling out.

Hey Republicans! Where the fuck are your AR-15 pins?

Was the shooter Mormon? Asking for an angry lynch mob

I can tell you exactly how he's "celebrating," Erica, but you probably won't like it

He was such a piece of shit

RIP North Star

One thing I always try to do when someone passes is to honor them the way THEY would have wanted, not the way that makes me most comfortable. And Kirk made it pretty clear he didn't want to be remembered with empathy, or with calls for a cessation of political violence, or even less shootings.

Must move to Utah. According to the Governor and the Police Chief, no one has ever died in Utah and a recent passing has sent them into hysterics.

Hump Day, amirite?

New FEMA's here, but they're just playing through... #FEMA #ETTD

Seems like we need to be sending the National Guard to Kentucky and Texas...

Any actors interested in doing a paid gig parody update of the #SNL classic #TheCalifornians, hit us up in the DMs youtu.be/dCer2e0t8r8?...

The party of "personal responsibility" is making *you* their personal responsibility

Since we're apparently very concerned about law and order these days...

Try the new Infitata, at Taco Bell @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social #MorningJoe

Hmm, @CNN is really good at being bad at news, like all the time