Rubbing my liffey shaped belly and smiling contentedly

Went to Manitoba and they didn't know you, but when I showed them yr picture they said you were « dee scheenste Huaren-Deener »

Thinking of the body of an American #ShaneMacGowan

I'm like if a michfest attendee didn't want to have sex with transgender men

Tapping the sign

Unconsenually exposed to DIY « discourse » again

Oscar Wilde is out there rimming rent boys but god forbid you have a few fuckin scoops

Your job as a male programmer is not to opine on politics, it’s to wear silly graphic tees and research designer drugs over a Star Trek marathon while voting-blue-no-matter-who at every opportunity. Know your place.

In the face of [current political climate] I urge you to all follow Zoe's good example!

Theres a lot of queers in the drama scene

Worst thing about bluesky is that it's serving me really mid gay man thirst traps. It's not the men(who are lovely, and obviously very beautiful) or the fact that I'm a lesbian. It's that they're very bad thirst traps. It's like lex post thirst traps. Awful, twitter does this much better

fuck romantic love marry friendship kill nuclear family bonds

My wet hot exposure response prevention summer 😍🤤😮‍💨🐝

Lordotic for neopussy

This is me btw. Just to publicly inform you all. Peace and love.

How it feels reading Meanwhile, Elsewhere:

Me if I was a gay and french and a man

RIP

My army of 5'6 guinea pigs

no órlaith! stupid! it's nerds who like philosophy jokes. real smart women like boobs

The emperor's body has no organs

I want to be in the company of either of two women and I'm gonna have rat-soul until I am

It's true I say this all the time about him. Absolute killer of the game

We do a little temple misandry :3

gif version wouldnt post fml

Show me your favorite photo! Here's mine. I was trying to take a cute picture of Zeke and his brother, Jesse James, photobombed him perfectly. Jesse's nose was practically on the lens. Yay, Galaxy S22 Ultra! We call this a partial eclipse!

brb fixing my brain with an omelas kid tulpa

i keep getting spam followed by account withs 30ish yr old men pfps this feels like being back on grindr ^-^