New Yorker cartoon re: coorespondance dinner threat from prez not shooter.

Everyone immediately assuming that an attempt on the President is staged is probably not a sign of a healthy democracy.

Let’s be clear: this does not warrant building a ballroom at the White House.

I feel like trash, please send me pictures of your pets. This is Luna, she’s my princess.

throne.com/sleepingluna... Thanks for this opportunity!

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

When did people start throwing elbows in mosh pits and non-consensually grabbing women so hard they fear for their safety? I understand fully that at metal shows, there may be a few bumps. But I shouldn’t have taken 3 elbows to the spine and then be grabbed by a man that would not let go of me.

“I trust you with my life…But not Monopoly.” - my husband

Today is my 5-year Streamversary on @Twitch! 12 PM @lunarspartygame.bsky.social Dev Interview 1 PM Lunars community play together 3 PM Marvel Cosmic Invasion w/ @duomtl.bsky.social 6 PM Community Showcase w/ @ninepointfive.live 9 PM Stitch N B*tch w/ @sleepingluna.bsky.social twitch.tv/pix_stitch

The amount of mistakes Michael Cole is making tonight is actually shocking. Is he okay? #eliminationchamber #wwe

Discord has ended its partnership with Persona following community pushback, according to Fortune.

Be safe on Discord! Do not click links you don't recognize! Sometimes all it takes is one click for your accounts to be compromised.

Because sometimes you just want to stab something 1 million times. A needle minder inspired by the underwater sponge. =D #crossstitch #embroidery

Is it a loneliness epidemic or would women rather have an AI boyfriend than have to deal with straight men?

I’m SORRY?! He brought out Lady Gaga?! That was not expected!

Green Day was neutered in this show. They’ve missed their political messaging in both Holiday AND American Idiot. I want to cry.

WAKE UP KIDS ITS TIME FOR MUSIC HISTORY

I just went live on Twitch - join us here: https://www.twitch.tv/tpauofvulcan, what are we doing? Lego & Brickbuilding of course!

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

Husband: “did you take your meds?” Me: “No, I’ve been downstairs the whole time” Husband: “you’re not @samreich.bsky.social, that’s not an excuse”

If full time wrestlers are, let’s say, 50 weeks a year on either RAW or Smackdown, part timers should be half the time (25 weeks). Obviously, there would have to be exceptions to this. But Roman only competed in 7 matches last year? He’s making bank from the company but doing none of the work.

Ok hot take: on the new episode of #starsearch, Jellyroll went on a 5 minute speech about Jesus and God. Like…okay, I get it, you’ve got faith. But if ANY OTHER FAITH did this, Netflix would never have let that air. I’m sorry but that’s not why I watch a competition show.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Thank you!

I like donuts, but donuts are political because you can't eat donuts when the donut shop is also now the scene of a brutal murder BECAUSE ICE KILLED SOMEONE AGAIN.

The second angle from the woman in pink came out. The man who died today was protecting a woman from ICE. He was pepper sprayed, beaten, and murdered in broad daylight. He had no weapons. And our local representatives FUND THIS. WILLINGLY. Wake the hell up, people. This is not normal.

LEAK THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES NOW.

Love how she’s changed her profile from Democrat to Independent after voting to continue funding ICE, even though they’re actively kidnapping folks from her community. And doing the exact opposite of what she was voted in for. I’ve never been more disappointed with how I voted than I am with her.

Taking a day off - my throat seems to be closing up today. Taking some time to chill out and take meds!

Every American - Republican and Democrat - should be outraged by this assault on freedom and privacy. apnews.com/article/ice-...

I built a table and two chairs and used all my spoons to do it…it’s a gaming table and the leaves come off the top for a sunken in tabletop gaming surface. 🥰

Okay but today's been decent: Cleaning Shopping for household furniture Buying concert tickets ...now back to pretending I have no money LOL

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Free Pattern: ko-fi.com/s/8351443990

New addition! !raidthanks - Automatically thank all raiders from your stream when you raid out. docs.sery.bot/commands/rai...

My HR team just said to use AI for our objectives this year. Instead of using our brains, they willingly said “kill the environment to make your goals for that potential 1-2% raise”. I’m blown away by the idiocy of corporate America.

!raiders - Easily shoutout all of your Twitch raiders at once with Sery_Bot. Usable by your mods.

To end the year, its the pride dumpster fire. It's like a little self portrait. =D Hope y'all have a wonderful New Year!! #happynewyear #stickers #pridedumpsterfire

If you see this in your Twitch chat from me, it's legitimate. Thanks!

I can remember this from 17 years ago but can’t remember to change over my laundry.

To anyone who somehow doesn't follow @vintagesewgal.bsky.social yet - Let's change that! She's 23 followers away from hitting 2,000! www.twitch.tv/vintagesewgal #crafting #yarn #streaming

Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply. This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable. The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion. Release the files. Immediately.

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Not according to Home Alone actor Macaulay Culkin, who also said, “Listen, I’m kind of the godfather of Christmas nowadays. Yes, my opinion has some sway in this argument.” https://bit.ly/45cq6XZ

I'm hanging up fairy lights in my office and I just keep getting emotional because teenage me desperately wanted these but never was able to have them. Like how do battery operated lights make a grown 34 year old woman cry? Not sure, but I guess that's my Friday

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel. 🎬