my dog won't stop FRACKING he spends all of his free time FRACKING

I wish my mom took extra strength Tylenol when she was pregnant instead of just regular Tylenol. Then not only would I be ASD but I'd also look like Lou Ferrigno.

Gone too soon.. #NoNoNo

Get Cody to do this in the new Street Fighter movie

Hasn't pro wrestling taught us that just because something has the word RAW in it, it doesn't make it actually good.

Tito Ortiz will finally have his day! Maybe France will care about him!

The biggest match in the history of August 31th

NGL I miss games like this

"edit: never mind, i figured it out"

OHH YEAHH!! Macho Man Randy Savage is the sixth man! As first reported by @mikestrawmedia.com, Macho Madness comes to RetroMania Wrestling on September 13 along with Demolition, the Rock 'n' Roll Express, and Magnum TA!

because the people who run the WSJ legitimately care about the economy and Trump is a fucking calamity for investments

enjoy 😬

July 27th in #Scranton, PA at Voodoo Brewing Company it's Smash Master Wrasslin Celebration 3. Featuring music, wrestling, good food, good beer, and the cool guys from 570only. Also appearing the other dweebs. More info including a link to get tickets is on the official Smash Facebook page.

The current president of the United States acting like a giant shit head isn't news. It's just another Saturday.

Return of the king.

I forgot that I'm a heel, and I forgot to post heel stuff on here. Ah fuck it, it's fine.

Age verification? Slap bracelets were banned from my school when I was in fourth grade.

Ben Shapiro made a terrible rap song and hated The Batman as well as Barbie(so he's a dumb dumb). Also he can't please his partner. Oh and he's made some terrible movies. Check out the videos from @queencokefrancis.com about them, you won't be disappointed.

I bought Enema of the State from The Wall store at the mall.

“Superman is too woke!” Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

I reset my password to get back on here mainly just to follow Queen Coke Francis and check in on what @iwriteok.bsky.social posted.

Any song by Tom MacDonald. Also Magnets by ICP. Oh and that I'M ONLY HUMANNN AFTER ALL song.

After a 4 month hiatus because I forgot my password and was too lazy to reset it, I have returned.

Hold wrestlers and promoters accountable. But also don't lose sight of the fact that it's a business built on bullshitting people and making money doing so. Just because you think someone is "good" or "bad" doesn't mean they are.

look i encourage larian / owlcat rivalry because it will only earn us more glorious depravity but as larian let me fuck the mind flayer I'm gonna declare them the winners of this round by a hair

By the way since the ACLU of NH is doing some good work, I should mention I still have this available at my shop - 100% of all proceeds are donated directly to the ACLU along with an additional donation by @threadless.bsky.social jacobcpaul.threadless.com/designs/all-...

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All the Smashing I'll be doing in 2025. I'm gonna Smash so hard.

Out Now Thats Right!!!!! ⚠️ ABJ Podcast with Travis Norbert @realtravisnorbert youtu.be/Vtzumji8NkA Help us hit our goal of 10k subs in 2025 ❤️

Enjoy your hair while you can.

Wrestling folks will say "football is fake" like it's the funniest fucking joke ever.

Big weekend coming up. My castmates from Proof are making the trip to see me wrestle at #BeTheNegroLeague 🤼 Wrestling folks are making trips to see me act in Proof. 🎭 Idk what I did to deserve having these people in my life but I am so grateful. Overwhelmed by the love. 🥹

As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this: Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.

folks really need to accept that "lawful" and "lawless" don't matter, what matters is being able to marshal and deploy force (force of capital, the force of arms, the force of a crowd...) none of the people running the country right now give a good goddamn about the law

Petition for all wrestlers to attend counseling, therapy, and anything else so we stop seeing shit like this.

Just want to take a quick Kayfabe break to say trans lives matter and if you disagree you can just block this account or let me know so I can do it first.

Out Now⚠️ 5 Questions With ABJ nathanielcunningham youtu.be/h3WlGpiyT8M Help us hit our goal of 10k subs in 2025 ❤️

Tomorrow’s revised 5pm belltime has been revised again to 2:30pm. Come hang out at the Falcon’s Nest before the snow hits!

this is bad bc of this dude's position, but it is not a new policy for the archive to remove old social media posts when individuals make requests like this.

The story told the fall of 2020, when Roman Reigns first condescendingly called him "Main Event Jey Uso", up through tonight is really remarkable when you step back & look at it.

Credit to @coachraff.bsky.social for sending this to me

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge). You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

The first thought I had this morning was that Steve Martin is the human version of Kermit the Frog. Anyway, please consider buying my new shirt at robbrockham-shop.fourthwall.com.

All the Smashing I'll be doing in 2025. I'm gonna Smash so hard.

9 dollars for a beer? What am I? A Rockefeller??

Fun fact I searched for a recipe for black garlic mayo and that comes up when I type in bl to come here. Well I thought it was fun!

Everything is fine until...RSV!!