Kane and Olise are as good as any other duo in world football right now.

Four minutes in, lad - just let him score

Brentford paying that much for Dango Ouattara feels both odd, and completely at odds with everything they’ve done to get here. They’d get the same player for less than half that price if they shopped outside of England.

The absolute stones on these Lionesses! 👏👏👏👏👏

Jess Carter, sensational all day. To a woman, fantastic performance from England.

How is Lauren Hemp still even on her feet? Machine

Lucy bloody Bronze btw 🥰

Did they even check the aerial challenge? That was a certain foul, regardless of the following sliding tackle.

BBC’s 10-hour Oasis live stream experiment proves that, no, the Soccer Saturday format is not transferable.

How have the stadium staff not gone in and taken that bloody whistle away yet?

BRING ON DIDI HAMANN!

The ‘sorry’ no-celebration? Srsly? My guy was at Inter for like 5 minutes. It’s the UCL final, mate.

Palmer just out here bouncing it in off his rubbish teammates now

In France, watching some sort of Djibril Cisse testimonial. Feels supremely unfair that Bafetimbi Gomis is about to start running round all these old men.

Doc Brown >>>>> Noel and Liam #FACupFinal

All credit due to Inter, what a performance and contribution to this spectacle… it’s Barca, though, who have forced this whole tie into the madness we’re all lapping up. Inter have tried time and again to restore some order but simply haven’t been allowed to do that.

Don’t care who wins the UCL, as long as I get as much Barca as possible. They are just so fun.

This Barca side is brilliantly batshit. And also the most courageous group of players on the ball anywhere in elite football right now. Every one of them risks it all to go forward at every chance. They’re the antidote to all Neville’s complaints on Sky.

And Dembele of course. Spent so long be so annoyed that a player so remarkably good at football could be that bad at football. The entire sport is better off when Dembele is at least somewhere near his extraordinary potential.

The best - possibly only - thing about PSG finally becoming a serious football team is that I’m no longer so sad for Marquinhos, who for a decade deserved so much better.

The most simple and crucial part of that whole routine is just getting back on side for the kick, lads.

Two co-comms is one too many. I’ve got McCoist, best in the business, I don’t need another.

So jealous of Lyon fans having both Almada and Cherki 😍

Saw these guys today and told them all how great they are. Keep up the good work, folks! Xx

Tough to feel even the slightest bit sorry for any of those miserable Madrid fans; those lads have had way more than their fair share.

If the Liverpool goal is not offside then the law needs changing, again. Ludicrous to suggest Diaz didn’t have a major impact, whether he meant to or not And that Tarkowski “tackle” was as moronic as it was dangerous. Don’t understand for the life of me how that wasn’t a red.

So proud of this. A lot of hard work from a lot of great people. The MUNDIAL PUMA King is beautiful, and it’s out now! Please enjoy the film we made:

why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky

Drury on comms 🙄 Primed for a ludicrously emotional recital of some 200-year old Geordie poem to accompany the first Newcastle corner.

Rangers - Fener: Proper game of football, this. Two teams going to head-to-head, playing forward, taking risks, playing with courage.

18yo Luighi after being subjected to racial abuse from fans vs Cerro Porteno U20 in Paraguay on Thursday: ‘Are you serious? You’re really gonna ask me about the game? Seriously? After that? What they did to me was a crime! What are CONMEBOL gonna do? What about the CBF?’ Impressive young man 👏

Luighi, estamos com você! Seu discurso e sua posturas foram gigantes! Rascismo nunca mais!

Great fun in Manchester making stuff for @mundialmag.bsky.social today.

Brilliant article www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/m...

Toxic misogyny, brought to your football feed by Stake 👌

Hats off to Big Jim -takes some doing to be even more embarrassing off the field.

VAR is a joke. That’s a pathetic decision. Can’t for the life of me understand how they saw anywhere near enough to change that call. Absurd.

That’s a tame shot, mid-height, straight at Pickford’s side. He’s got to be saving that, right?

Working in Cape Town all next week. Recommendations, ideally ones that don’t involve sharks?

Great read. Genuinely unsure if Big Jim’s reign so far could possibly have gone any worse? One catestrophic error after another, leaving a toxic, depressing shitshow at every department of the club. And to think these people stroll into the game thinking they’re smarter than everyone who came before

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

This is exactly how Hitler talked. It's not even a comparison or analogy, as people claim. It's a direct connection in ideology as well as a similar approach to governance and relationship to democracy. This needs to be how we talk about it. They are the ideological descendants of Hitler.

Worked out a tremendous ‘hack’ for this all those years ago. A straight shot across goal would always result in a rebound; if you then switched to take control of your other striker you could slide at the diving goalkeeper to instantly score the rebound. Used to drive my mates mad 😎

For Arsenal's piece this season, I wanted to study the development of Black Arsenal. The only place to start: by sitting down with Paul Davis and letting him be my guide. We did this: inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

PSV utterly brilliant; and equally woeful in front of goal. Should have scored six or seven. What a game! #UCL #PSV #Juve

Football clubs provide a sense of belonging, no matter how far away your team plays; and those communities are as passionate and committed as any local. So earlier this season we went to Argentina, Brazil and Mexico to tell three stories of Peñas as the PL launched social channels in Latin America.

Saibari’s had enough chances to be going to be tonight as the all-time UCL top scorer. #PSV

Extra time after a two-legged ties is utterly nonsensical and I’ve complained about it for at least a decade. That being said, I’m well up for another 30 mins of this PSV side tonight.

PSV absolutely battering Juve. They’ve been so much better that you just know they’re gonna lose to some crappy deflected goal from a set piece.