Can’t mosh in a movie theater ☹️

FRASER MINTEN IS A BOSTON BRUIN!

ELIAS LINDHOLM IS GOING OFF THIS YEAR!

Bruins are getting the 20 goal scoring Tanner Jeannot.

You just got Mittelstadted. Share this with all of your friends to totally Mittelstadt them.

How Sway Got His Groove Back: The 2025-26 Boston Bruins

ELIAS LINDHOLM IS GONNA GO OFF THIS YEAR!

PASTAAAAA! HOCKEY IS BACK KIIIIIHD!

Michigan Avenue right now.

Breaking News: BRUINS!

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

It’s October 6th my dudes

Pats have beaten the Bills the last two times

THERE ARE NOW NO UNDEFEATED TEAMS IN THE NFL! DRAKE MAYE OWNS JOSH ALLEN AND THE FRAUDULENT BUFFALO BILLS! IT’S THE PATS DIVISION AGAIN KEHD!

x2

mondre’d again

silly billies

SPIELTAG, PRIMETIME IN WEEK 5! JOSH ALLEN IS A POOR MAN’S DRAKE MAYE!

IRL MacGoogles vs Troy McGinty

GO BIRDS (but pelosi and groenewold can have fun if they want)

JESUS ABSOLUTE HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!

POSTSEASON YOSHIDA!

SPIELTAG WEEK 4! FUCK CATS!

WELCOME TO SOXTOBER BITCHESSSSSSS!!!!

Toilet With Threatening Aura

this seems like something people with authority should be screaming about, maybe louder than they screamed for jimmy kimmel

Masataka Yoshida is in right field

“…and with the first pick in the 2026 NHL Draft, the Boston Bruins select, from Penn State…”

GAVIN MCKENNA, YOU ARE A BOSTON BRUIN!

Br👀ns

I’m done with Pop too. These guys are never gonna get it. Roster needs to cut out the passengers.

I’ll do it Ma, he was my running’ back

RHAMONDRE STEVENSON GET THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM YOU SCRUBBBBBBBBBB!

I’m so over Stevenson. Please play Henderson.

SPIELTAG MOTHERFUCKER! Week 3! Fuck Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers!

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

View from the office today

today is a good day to ask yourself how much you actually support the independent artists and creators you enjoy, beyond just liking and subscribing. do you pay them money for their work? do you buy their things? fund alternative culture now or be left with the slop.

They're openly saying they want to sacrifice LGBTQ people and the planet to appease fascists. This is not only a losing strategy, this is morally repugnant. Every single one of these people should be ashamed, but we know they won't because they are amoral sociopaths.

30-for-30 for Trevor Story!

ESPN SHOULD NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE BE PLAYING THIS OUT OF MARKET WNBA OVERTIME IN BOSTON WHEN SOX ARE PLAYING THE YANKEES!

PATS! KEHD!

this game is stupid lol

Drake Maye GOD! Andres Borregales NOT GOOD!

this kicker sucks

DRAKETHONY MAYETANO!

Spieltag! Week #2! PATS KEHD!

once again it is not fucking normal to lower flags in oregon for random member of the opposing political party who was born in illinois, lived in arizona, and died in utah. this is not a normal thing they're extending to a white supremacist, it's a special thing they're doing for a white supremacist

I should have played Maye this week

Well that explains all the emergency vehicles that just gunned down Dot Ave.