I just bought my regalia for graduation. Besides the fact that shit cost almost $150… I cannot believe I am actually about to graduate law school in a few weeks. Lil 9 year old me sitting on my foster moms living room floor watching Matlock would be so proud 🥹

Me either! But mf got me feeling like I missed out

Aye, can yall keep the freaky shit off the skyline until night?? Damn, I am not trying to see porn while scrolling at work

Being so tired that you feel like you’re going to fall asleep while looking directly at someone and talking is SO ANNOYING

My first day at a new job today! It’s a temporary law clerk position until April so I can start studying for the July bar. I’m excited to be working in a family law firm— I’m hoping this will confirm family law is the field of law I should practice

My life slowly fall apart. You??

My phone, my black bear, that expensive ass ps5 I bought my son.

No 🫶🏿

I think about the San Andreas fault line that’s way overdue to shift

I got Tidal so here are my most listened to artists this year. Genuinely shocked Beyonce ain’t here

Y’all gone help me study for this Evidence Final tomorrow. Thanks in advance.

You ever be play wrestling with your man and realize that nigga could over power you if he really wanted to and start side eyeing his ass even tho he has only ever been very sweet and gentle with you????? I blame murder docs

THIS!!! Cause wtf was her sick ass seeing?!???

Procrastination is like masturbation…. It feels good at the time but you’re really just screwing yourself. Get to it sis!! That degree ain’t gone get itself!

Rent is literally due and you asking for concert ticket money??? That’s Beyonce work husband fasho.

….. 20 times. What’s her @…… for research purposes.

Cause why would you loan A CHILD that much money anyway???? This is a hard lesson for THEM to learn. Make better financial choices

I barely finished the first episode. Turned that shit off and I refuse to watch more. Just bumbling ass police work and idiocy everywhere.

I would’ve pardoned my son day after I got the job, but that’s just me.

It’s expensive

My favorite kind of hating

Every conversation on the Sky is about dating hypotheticals. Yall i thought we agreed to leave that on the bird app

Y’all remember that ‘Just Like Me’ music video by Jamie Foxx that had Taraji as his love interest? And they competing the entire time and at the end she levitates and he teleports????? The most unrealistic thing in that entire video is Jamie being with a black woman.

Okay chat, later today we're going on a "walk with our cousins" before we begin our food coma journey. 😌💨🍂🍃

My man walked through the door and you would have thought Santa clause did. I missed this nigga so much 🥰 5 days off for the both of us 😩

One of my white coworkers just came up to my desk and told me that she’s back on Ozempic and losing weight again. I don’t even remember her name yall.

Anxious bad bitch 💁🏿‍♀️

Baby I thought this was Phylicia Rashad

This is the week of Thanksgiving. Ain’t nobody at work actually doing work 😂

GIRL!! I can’t step away for too long, I be out the loop

😂😂😂 my issue is everyone house hopping instead of hosting at they own house!!! Or going to one house and being there only! Damn!!! Y’all just surfing for different plates, hungry asses

I’m STILL pissed at Lebron balding ass blasting Tory after that Canadian half man shot my girl Meg. He disappointed a bitch BADDDDD

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

CANADIAN DRY 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I accidentally slept real late today so now I’m just up…. When I got work in 5 hours.

I ignored this app for 24 hours to concentrate on school AND SO MUCH SHIT HAS HAPPENED

I read Black romance cuz I love Black people and I love Black love. Yes tf i WILLL look up an author to see if they’re Black. Like hello? #BlackBookSky

Legit a memory unlocked

DEER PARK??????

Niggas be 30. NO crib. NO car NO deodorant. Just 30 Dirty 30

Kenny in the stu

yall shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels

I’ve found a pie WORSE than pumpkin pie!!

Is this a safe place? 👀

“I never peace it up, that shit don’t sit well with me Before I take a truce, I’ll take em to hell with me”

Now everybody say, “Thank you Kendrick”.

Me when Kendrick does Squabble Up at the Super Bowl:

I DESERVE IT ALL