the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)

Will we indeed find the worst of all bad endings? Who knows, but we shall finish solving the mysteries of the Box of Calamity today. 88/100 Endings in, we continue the Last Defense Academy www.twitch.tv/cardwiz

One the best descriptions of the current political landscape that I've read anywhere. “I don’t give a f‑‑‑ about any of our political figures right now, and it’s like to fight in front of them seems like some f‑‑‑ing ‘Hunger Games’ type of f‑‑‑ing s‑‑‑" www.si.com/fannation/mm...

I laughed a couple of times at the MacGruber Epstein Files sketch but honestly, it was kinda in poor taste

Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess

Heartbreaking

The Publix root beer tastes a little buttery

Nearly a year of wrestling madness is reaching its climax. Saturday Night DAMN wrestling presents: Endgame II. Coming soon. youtu.be/eDpwOTbONzM?...

I went on quite the journey this morning that ended with a realization for myself and it started with a beheading

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

Finally, someone on the X-Files does the smart thing and uses an axe to take the villain's head off

This has been a bummer drummer of a week, bruh

I need Moxley vs O'Reilly in a 2 out of 3 falls #AEW

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Steamboatse Willy

I hope @willowwrestles.bsky.social is okay #AEWDynamite

Bayne all over Hayter! #AEWDynamite

Harley Cameron dressed as Tifa for Blood and Guts brings me joy. Hoping against hope for a Dolphin Kick

Harley Cameron is Tifa and I am here for it #AEWBloodandGuts

Just wanted to watch a video before bed and dammit, Phillip Zimbardo gets brought up. I had to read so much Zimbardo in college. I don't need more of him

Boxes have been opened. Can we stop the calamity that has escaped? The Hundred Line marches on to find more endings. 82/100 www.twitch.tv/cardwiz

My last comic about a nazi getting attacking by a zombie made some folks mad. And that's great, because nazis don't deserve to be happy

Post a mage

Since then, the mine’s owner (allegedly) bought a load of heating pads and set up a warm room for the cats to sleep in. As always these days, it's hard to confirm this. But I really want it to be true.

I hate plants. I absolutely hate house plants. Plants should be outside and if they die, they die.

A lot of MAGA people talk like that

I had a dream I was being chased by cliff racers. I haven't thought about them in years. Why do they torment me still?

I'm not going to be able to afford my health insurance now. I'm going to end up unmedicated. I don't know what to do but the Democrats have killed my health insurance by being cowards. Sure, the Republicans are the ones doing it but the Democrats handed them the knives with a smile

This. Nyla Rose, Leila Grey, and Lady Frost are front of my mind. #aew

You know democracy is going great when your senators turn off their voicemails so they don’t have to hear from voters.

Mulder threatens prison rape a lot and I don't care for it #xfiles

Really feels like they blew their opportunity last bighr

They keep talking about how serious it is to lie during congressional oversight committee meetings on the #xfiles and I'm like.... It is apparently alright to lie your ass off to Congress, actually

Ewww

So.... A Vietnam movie? No one wants to see a Vietnam war movie

Mulder and Scully in full tactical gear is hilarious. They look so uncomfortable #xfiles

I know a lot of people who are going to avoid Target even more because of this

I am going to beat Clair Obscur this year. It's probably the game of the year but Indiana Jones makes a strong argument

I am an admitted drama queen and the way "straight" white men in power act is hilariously embarrassing

I HATE Maelle #ClairObscur

But my god, everyone is running around in trench coats. It looks so stupid #XFiles

I get the hype for Fox Mulder now #XFiles

So...... What ending did they go with?

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

So many men are being hysterical over the new New York Mayor. They should probably learn to control their emotions and think logically.

Oh no, I am getting into nerd fights about W5

I actually woke up and was feeling like working on some world building and I jotted down some notes but I guess that's done

Toni Storm Offers To Take Excalibur's Orgy Commentary Virginity

AI destroys your brain. We HAVE TONS OF PHOTOS of McDonalds in the 70s. There is absolutely no reason to fake this shit. But clankers would prefer this to doing five minutes (at most) of actual research