Coffee please

Can I donate the funds in my child’s trump account to planned parenthood? 🥴

Longes day listening to white men talk about themselves and other white men. 🥴😭

Any time I’m at my wife’s Alma mater i know I’m getting drunk. They keep a wine glass in my hand 😅

Currently indexing tens of thousands of digital images from my phones & other cameras taken over the last 25+ years, mostly NOT Big Brother related (thats another set of images) - here's a screencap likely off my phone from #BBOTT - the calm before the F**k Ya'll..... @misslickey.bsky.social

Seeing the clips of Jake Paul getting his absolute shit rocked brought me so much joy

So close to losing it.

I’ve decided I’m reading The Count of Monte Cristo. It’s my favorite movie so it’s time I read the book. Feels ambitious but I’m committed.

They could just bring back the sweet and sour sauce. That’s a start.

I have an electric stove for the first time ever in my life and I have no idea how to use it. Why!? WHY would anyone want an electric stove!? Make it make sense. 😭

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Voting YES on Prop 50 today!!! California get out and vote!!!

I have tried two coffee shops in my new town both use torani syrup. Tragic.

Fucking losing it guys. Losing it.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but in relationships, never mistake being needed for being cherished. One is a burden and the other is healing.

I have a whole class on teaching people how to move from praise to encouragement

Im very grateful for being given (renting for a low price not gifted as owners lol) this family house to live in and put our touch on but dear god! No one has cleaned this house for real in a decade. On top of the fact that there is no hood vent over the stove so the kitchen is just a greasy mess.

Therapy should truly be free for all 😅🙃

I woke up at 8:33 the school bell rings at 8:30 😅🙃

I’m actually so sad I didn’t know about this soon 😭😭

lol 🫠

People who can’t simply change their mind based off of new information and experiences really irks my nerves.

When you make a new friend and they tell you to stop apologizing for taking so long to reply to texts >>>>>

Is it excessive if I have another iced latte(#3) if I have decaf?

I think it’s so funny when Chris Brown fans think they’re insulting me. Like babe. You’re the ultimate pick me. Your opinion literally means nothing to me.

Seeing Kayla Nicole on stage with Chris Brown was so disappointing. People who still support him are very much lame losers.

The duality of human emotions to be able to experience two vastly different emotions at great depth in the same moment is truly astonishing to me.

Shooters shoot 🤪

Every single day my boundaries are not respected and I’m forced to hear about my BIL bullshit. I can’t take it you guys.

The us government turning into Liam Neeson when 31 year old racist dies but turns a blind eye to children being gunned down in their schools and entire families losing their life to weak individuals. Ok.

“Whoever did this, we will find you” will you? 🙃

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Sarah Paulson in Valentino for The Cut Fall Fashion Issue #fashionsky

At least this will keep me off socials for the day because I’m already irritated with everyone and their parasocial relationships. Like it’s a problem any other time except when it’s them and that yt lady. Pass. I’ll touch grass and read a book.

My partner got a new job (go her!) and we have to use her fsa card in the next 2 weeks and it has a little over $2500 on it and we are trying to brainstorm ways to use it up (you have to use it or you lose it 😭) but I was curious if you have any ideas other than the norm

Jesse did the casting for bbott (if my memory is correct it was so long ago)

I’m becoming an old grumpy lady because it took everything in me not to turn around in class today and tell this group of girls to stop talking while the teacher was explaining things. Then they had the nerve to ask how to use a scan tron. I’m an old mean lady you guys.

Imagine having a California passport 👀

Last year car line was so smooth I can already tell it’s going to be a mess this year.

I told myself I wasn’t going to take a nap today and instead figure out my routine to stay productive since my kid is back in school but boy does a nap sound like a perfect part of that routine 👀

My first ever preschool students are starting high school brb while I go CRY

Logic. It much be difficult for people to grasp

Can you develop being lactose intolerant by drinking too much milk?

If I’m leaving a genuinely nice comment on your TikTok and you respond snarky I’m deleting it instantly.

He avoided all consequences for his domestic violence case…I hate him

I can’t be around pessimistic people. They drain me.

When you’re the topic in rooms you aren’t in, baby your that bitch (or you’re crazy it’s really 50/50) 🤪😂

Am I praying on my brother in laws down fall? Daily.