The kids who thought it was so cool and mature to yell the n-word while playing Counterstrike have all grown up.

Was thinking about classical composers a while back. Pyotr Ilyich Toddkovsky (arctic fox) Johannes Brahmin (ox) Gustav Mohler (mole) Richard Waggner (grey wolf) Ludwig van Baerthoven (brown bear) Johann Sebastian Bark...

Operation Epic Anvil, US Navy counterpart to the USAAF Operation Mighty Aphrodite.

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY NON-HUMAN PENIS!

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY NON-HUMAN PENIS!

Be honest, who else is curious about Dostoevsky with huge naturals?

Good on Waffle House for this, but boo on USA Today for not reminding readers that this guy is an openly racist piece of shit. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

I was quite satisfied by this. Also, if you're of a certain age, you can join me in thinking one-two-three-FOUR, FIVE six-seven-eight-NINE, TEN eleven twelve!

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

QTP with a trio of awesomeness!

Makes me wonder if any of these Republicans have actually read the Gospels. I'm not even particularly religious but I still know "As you have done to the least of those among you, so have you done to Me."

Imagine a world where Americans were smarter and didn’t applaud when reactionary idiot Ronald Reagan made a show out of removing the solar panels Jimmy Carter had installed on the White House. We wouldn’t now have to worry about affording to fill gas tanks next month.

So apparently digitigrade legs are being banned somewhere, which is absurd. They are far superior to plantigrade legs, not just aesthetically, but also mechanically. They're just a better design, which is why the vast majority of mammals use them.

I hope they don't try to attack me for having an ICBM: InterC*ntinental Balltastic Missile...

So whilst the self-reported big manly men are accidentally closing a narrow shipping channel by having a big manly war and shouting big manly war things, a reminder of that time a bunch of lads who were much secure in their gender did it deliberately.

imagine checking out the opera for the first time bc of the chalamet discourse and getting oneshotted by Tristan und Isolde

A musical depiction of the weather this evening in the Chicago area, courtesy of Fritz Reiner and the CSO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=My6K...

who could have seen this coming

If there was any doubt that our country is being run by the stupidest motherfuckers imaginable.

If you're over 200lbs drop a pic ~275lbs, though I don't look that heavy "The snow leopard has a stocky and robust build..."

Doofis...

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

It should be noted that, according to this scenario, all Jews will be destroyed, except those who accept Jesus Christ as their savior. I wonder when they'll start investigating this for antisemitism.

Gee I wonder what they're planning for.

Fuck this guy in particular, but also fuck the person who let him out to attack more children.

This is what happens when you offload your cognitive powers to AI by asking Cat I Farted to answer every question for you.

This is why I've written that a steam nozzle is used instead of a shower. Similar to the process used on clothing (and fursuits).

So, Operation Ajax all over again, but with way more people getting killed and also it will never work.

I am depressed...

We may have failed to produce regime change in Iran, but on the plus side we've inspired an all-consuming hatred of the USA and Israel that will last several generations.

Since BNSF can't be arsed to have heritage units, we'll rely on Metra.

The conversation: Kid: Why is that boy hugging the other boy? Parent: Because they really like each other. Kid: Oh, okay.

I keep getting messages on Telegram from people claiming to have found me on Barq, but when I ask them what their name is on Barq, they go silent. I seriously believe they didn't think that far in advance. Scammers are not known for their intelligence.

Some doofus in the youtube comments section was big mad that the museum's account has pronouns listed. I didn't even know we did, but now I'm keeping them there, just to be a tar-pit to catch the next asshole who wanders through. Trans rights are human rights, motherfucker.

I don't know if I believe in God, but this sort of thing makes me want to believe in Hell.

Sometimes I can get a bit salty, which seems appropriate for somebody playing a naval officer.

If they're just beginning to ask these questions, I don't think they're actually experts.

Uncombs your honey

Last night saw somebody saying that "Harris would also have invaded Iran, she'd just have a better excuse!" Naturally, didn't give any reason why Harris would do that... Listen, I know you're an edgy anarchist and you hate the very idea of electoral politics, but get your head out of your ass.

Great praise for small miracles, I don't need Disney to destroy yet another thing I grew up enjoying.

I can't help but feel out of place in the fandom, for several reasons. One is that I don't dance, and related to that, I don't go to anything involving dancing. I'd just stand around awkwardly wincing at the excessive noise. What kind of gathering hands out earplugs? Can't you just turn it down? 1/

This is just absolute idiocy, propagated by somebody without even the most basic understanding of physics. You have three methods of heat transfer: Convection, conduction, and radiation. The first two don't work in a vacuum.

My email account is old enough to buy cigarettes.

There's not much a President can do to make oil prices go down. But they can damn sure make them go up...

The Alta California Railway meets Nacionales De Mexico at Guadalajara, commissioned by @interurbanera.bsky.social . (Not gonna lie, this has to be one of the best things I've ever done) If any of you model railroad guys want a portrait of your finest (or grubbiest) motive power, drop us a line!

I mean, if you take the Bible literally, and that humanity is made in the image of God...there are male humans, and female humans, and other humans who don't quite fit either one, and if that's all God's image, then God must be genderfluid. QED

I will never get tired of using this clip.

An article clearly written by somebody who doesn't understand just how much $3000 means to the vast majority of Americans.