Hisashi Nogami sitting on his mountain of splatoon money after making the worst match making system of all time

Day 303 of posting Monty Mole every day

#compsplatoon i'm live playing x rank come and say hi :) www.twitch.tv/starlte

probably gonna stream my x rank games in a bit on twitch

What the horse considers "play", the monkey considers "business".

Balatro stickers of strong joker synergies 🃏 🔥

Been playing pokemmo. This is my champion team for Hoenn. Almost done with Unova

I love Splatoon, but also Splatoon is a shit game

I'm back... and I made a game. PLAY MY NEW GAME "Lard's Adventure" OUT NOW! LINK BELOW!!!

Shoutout to my goat @tapout.bsky.social for creating simple and chill content for this game. I think the community really needs stuff like this just to remind people that Splatoon can be fun sometimes

NEW MUSIC AND GAME! I was able to work with Hasbro and Alliance Games bringing Bop-It! back to life as an audiovisual rhythm game-like experience with five original songs and remastered audio by me! Game art by @brysonmcbee.bsky.social and album art by @saredd99.bsky.social <3 bopitthevideogame.com

CHAT this comp is super fun and epic EVERYONE should play it :) (i love dive) #compsplatoon

METROID DOESNT CRAWL, SHE RIDES TILL DAWWWWWNNNNN

The riptide Amtrak experience is dead ass the worst waste of time ever

My switch 2 looks great now after all the stickers I got from #riptide2025

riptide was awesome burger 😁👍 #riptide2025 #compsplatoon

riptide was once again a sobering reminder that this community is my home. i'll miss being able to hug so many of these goobers, but y'all will see a lot more of me in the near future >:) #splatoon3 #riptide2025

Guys grey might be the one and only. Mr. Aura incarnate #glaze #mygoat #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

Whole year just for the same placement :/

Clutch push from Remix to get the Rainmaker to 6 points www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alf1HLEPf54 www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon

I HAD INSPIRATION FOR TS 3-2 LYRE I WILL SEE YOU ALL SUNDAY FOR TOP CUT

Remix is gonna be on stage soon I’m so excited 😆

Can wait to play Silksong on the train to riptide 🤩🤩

This thread is frying me so bad 😭

BREAKING NEWS RIPTIDERS: slide into riptide with my new LIMITED-EDITION TACTICOOLER CUP sold almost exclusively at RIPTIDE!!! don't miss out!!!

Forget hyperdive, who wants to join me in my new playstyle, Koopabackdashwaveslide Hoverwalkmoonland-dive?

Organicink gonna get Hyperjumped at riptide when #thosefolk see him

College wifi bout to ultra nerf me this season😭

Anyone following me that is going to riptide reply so we can play rayman legends together

We are just putting anything in front of dive now 😭 #compsplatoon

FA Post 🗣 #compsplatoon (link to my sendou page in bio and @cannedtuuna on discord)

Boom

It's astonishing to me the amount of people nowadays specifically in low to mid level who complain about lack of resources in the scene. There has never been more resources than the amount we have today, it is easier than ever to get out of low level/get into plus server.

ur the best aroooound nothins ever gonna keep you down

slosher players will see the prettiest weapon in the game yet somehow end up playing order slosher

Akashian Record

#compsplatoon #memes

throwback to this old image i made, still in full support of the soup callout #compsplatoon

“hyperdive” as a playstyle is way too underdeveloped to be taken seriously, and the idea at the simplest form (hold forward and fight people, or “go fast and surprise them”) is taken way too literally in most cases (especially in the low level scene). so many low level teams want to play similar to-

If I don’t have a good comp in Splatoon I just enjoy the game far less, the result of the match doenst really matter just like playing games with 4 people trying vs 4 people trying that don’t feel Mickey asf

Any Splatoon comp players that are into lethal company. Every time I wanna grind that game I get busy but I really want a consistent group to play with 😭

Like people just love making shit up about top level bro I don’t get it

The SWS Replay Code Database is now live! 60+ replay codes featuring some of the best competitive Splatoon players in the world are now available for you to use (until they expire in a month, so act fast)! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I think it’s funny everyone is going “Look Japan plays faster we need to play faster” yet them same mfs were the one going “we don’t need to copy Japan they don’t know best” but now it fits your narrative it’s fine. Also a side note on there aggressive I saw someone say “we play fast -