Holy hell. I've been gone 22 days. I come back to 37 new followers. Umm, hiiiiii.

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

New-ish phone, had to change my wallpaper. The two lives of my life. #Aubreyplaza #riovidal #Davidtennant #Crowley #agathaallalong #goodomens

Aubrey deactivated her Instagram because people are assholes. Stay strong, bb.

That about says it all!🤣😂🤣😂

I did it. Made a new fb account. Three days of being locked out was enough.

Thou shalt not declare war on facts just because they always prove you wrong and stupid as fuck.

Well.

Thank you, Canada. And we’re so sorry about him.

One more hour, omg

In internship orientation. 1 hr down, 3 to go.

Somebody help me get in my Facebook. Where the help is tech support? They sent me an email saying I can get in, but they tried to text a code to an email I don't have anymore. HELP #facebook #techsupport

I know it’s collectively agreed that Rio is a bratty bottom, but do you realize how fast Agatha folds here? All that Harkness bravado, and yet Rio doesn’t even have to say a word for the woman to drop to her knees

Dear World, We’re sorry. Sincerely, Sane, Decent Americans

So disrespectful.

Aw yay!

She literally looks like a Hallmark movie villain. She's Susan from the PTA who gives such heartfelt speeches about her children's safety so she doesn't have to say "starve the library of funds until it shuts down because I want my children's minds to remain firmly closed" out loud.

I got a new phone and I can't get into my Facebook or Instagram accounts. Sorry.

Memories.

Welp.

Y'all my friend is on Facebook claiming the Biden Administration has blood on their hands for NOLA. Make this make sense. Also "I can't wait until January 20th"

NO

WHATTTTTTTT #Aubreyplaza #jeffbaena

Jeffries: Two months ago the American people elected Donald Trump as the 47th president  Republicans: *cheer* Jeffries: Thank you for that very generous applause. It's ok. There are no election deniers on our side of the aisle.

People need to leave Georgia alone!

Post you in a different era S meeting DT. Good era.

Because Florida has nothing else to focus on, we have now blocked #p#rnhub

🤣🤣🤣

Tesla Cybertrucks don't just explode on their own. They have to be exposed to roads, drivers, air, or The Macarena.

By the way, I finally watched The Happiest Season. I concur with the people. Riley + Abby FTW

It's Jan 1, and 2025 already sucks.

Some guy on YouTube was calling out "problems" with AAA. He legit said one problem was Rio had no origin story. Ummm, like... she's death? #agathaallalong #riovidal #aubreyplaza

I mean ... #goodomens #agathaallalong #ourflagmeansdeath

eu literalmente fiz o mesmo que ela segunda kkkkkkk

Somebody get me this. #davidtennant

Yes. This happened. #goodomens #davidtennant #sharks #protecthimmom

Fun living with an 80 yr old (my father) Last night, he was sleepwalking at 1 am. He ran in my room and threw a blanket at me. (8 pm) I was in the shower for 6 minutes, when he started banging on the door. He said he heard a noise and thought I fell. Bro, you can't hear me when I'm next to you.

I'm really struggling to stay awake in stats. Omg.

Headed to Statistics class in 9 minutes. Send prayers.

Y'all YouTube fed me the Bad Moms gag reel. I've not recovered yet.

Pan, but....same (only I don't have a partner)

I get so excited when a new person follows me, too bad it's usually someone I have nothing in common with.

i love her so much 🥹