look, if the real human cops can confuse an acorn for a marauding armed black man, who are we to judge, really

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

After today on this dumb site... *wearily taps sign*

please, like I needed more reasons to hate the Yankees

I am going to start referring to political discourse on this site as "Claw Shrimp". An infinitesimally small handful of you may understand this reference.

Haru Urara is dead and motherfucking Donald Trump is still breathing dude, fuck this unjust universe

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

I have no idea what any of this is about or what I'll use these VST plugins for but I do like buying things out of spite

I left Twitter because I was very tired of unhinged right-wing people but having been here for a while now I realize I'm also very tired of unhinged left-wing people

They say to never speak ill of the dead, only good. James Dobson is dead. Good.

in case you were wondering if Polygon had been fully ground down to AI slop and/or the most useless writers alive, wonder no more they actually opened an article with this

I have read a lot of dumb unhinged shit about game dev I have read a lot of dumb unhinged shit in the New York Times but I think we've found the local maxima where the two wave functions are constructively interfering with each other

the worst thing about the horse girl game is that when I'm not otherwise occupied I'm now deep down this rabbit hole of IRL Japanese race horse lore

I'm playing the damn horsegirl game I hate that it's actually fun I hate everything about this timeline

Today's random neuron firing: today's @smbccomics.bsky.social making me realize they hid a massive Honkai Star Rail spoiler in the *soundtrack* (ICYMI the Amphoreus arc soundtrack album is titled "Allegory of the Cave")

the internet going entirely nuts about Final Fantasy Tactics remaster and I'm just over here in the corner waiting for Final Fantasy Tactics *Advance* to get re-released in some form

There's no separating the art from the artist in this case. She has made it perfectly clear that she likes your money and intends to use all of it to oppress people. Fuck this awful woman forever.

the latest in "techbro solutions" a streaming service where one frame of video is larger than the actual game ROMs themselves pure fucking genius

this certainly explains a lot of things also, fuck this guy forever

I can already get my political fairy smut for free on DeviantArt, thanks wait, what are we talking about again

No volunteer spot at SGDQ 2025 for me. They said they had a record number of volunteer apps, and I don't doubt that, so it is what it is but still, getting passed on two events in a row feels real bad, man

I believe I speak for all of us when I say *holy fucking shit what in the actual ever loving fuck* the El*n squad just straight up walked in and facilitated a Russian cyber op

I've had to say this way too much with this clown fiesta administration but fuck this guy in particular

I would like to announce I have disproven the heat death of the universe long after this endless space becomes black-hole dominant, my hatred of Microsoft Windows will continue to burn with the energy of infinite suns we thus exist in an open system; the laws of thermodynamics are null and void

The only thing you can count on from the Democratic Party is not being able to count on them.

what the hell is this score chyron could Fox not afford background colors?

How does a man like Putin, who grew up in a rat infested apartment end up being worth $200 billion and owning a house as such. Without ever working in any business? He becomes a President and steals from the people. This is where we are at. Now imagine it’s America. How much can they steal?

Is it just me or does the new NVIDIA Broadcast 2.0 update just not work? Noise cancelling seems to be non-existent or malfunctioning.

Trump, Biden, DEI — none of these caused last night's air tragedy. ATC has been in crisis since Reagan, and it's gotten worse as air traffic has expanded. Last night was never a question of if, but when. Of course, Trump won't fix it. He only knows how to blame and deflect.

There is a theory that suggests ancient Rome fell in part due to lead being used everywhere and lead poisoning eventually frying all their brains. Then you look at the environmental history of 20th-century America, and look at today, and wonder if those researchers weren't on to something.

Next time you read someone powerful unironically use the phrase “woke mind virus” Replace it with “Jews” And read the sentence again This isn’t a new playbook, just a reskin

I am dissatisfied with my trial of 2025 and would like a refund

Well, apparently Humble Bundle has officially jumped the shark

As we approach Christmas we should celebrate with a view of a classic film about the true reason for the season, a man born and prophecised to deliver all of humanity from a curse of eternal slavery. I speak, of course, of the 1999 cyberpunk-action classic "The Matrix". In this thread I will—

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

"Pure Imagination" is way too good of a song to be reduced to a Target ad.

the instant the Warcraft Direct started was a great time for my internet to go out

There's virtually no way he doesn't win the popular vote this time as well. This was a collapse by the Democratic Party on the level of Super Bowl LI. The Democratic Party is cooked and the whole apparatus needs to be cleansed. Assuming we survive the next four years, that is.

To my overseas friends: I apologize that we are collectively as dumb as a bag of hammers. The world will surely burn now but we'll create some great shareholder value on the way out, make sure you get in on it.

I have looked at the election news. My advice to everyone is do not look at the election news.

eh, what the hell, I'm gonna do this I expect it to be easy because only like two people actually care what I post here

Greetings and welcome to today's wave of refugees from Muskistan Our block feature actually works, and better than Xitter's ever did, so use it liberally If you are an exceptionally vain person and own a domain (like me), you can use it as your handle here, which is cool, see below

Today in Cops Fundamentally Misunderstanding the Underlying Context of Things:

This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became. CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.

I have a Bluesky number but there's nothing particularly interesting about it. Its prime factorization is 2² × 3² × 5 × 31 × 71. Do with that what you will.

so I have found out there is in fact something worse than PC mobo front panel connectors those antenna wire connectors are 2mm, they're not even for ants not to mention if you miss even once you probably deformed at least one end of the connector in an unpleasant way

I am *required* to name the Pokemon to continue... guess I'll just die here #GenshinImpact #TheTwoHardestThingsForASoftwareDeveloper

yo, Twitch, how about we not 🤮