Both expansion teams getting a red card in their opening match?!? NWSL CHAOS!!!!

Zero yellows last night, five yellows this morning Is #NWSLAfterBrunch replacing the chaos of #NWSLAfterDark ?

This is still one of my favorite things I’ve made so unfortunately I’m gonna post it at the beginning of each season

Portland looking a bit like a team whose coach just got here.

HELLOOOOO?!?

NWSL Competition Rules Updates for 2026, a 🧵

You can’t hurt my feelings! I’m a Spurs fan!

Sonnett phat heads…PERFECTION!

congrats to alyssa thompson on her doctorate degree from the christen press school of shooting

SHEBELIEVES!!

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!

Bob STUNS at Tobin Heath’s retirement ceremony 🤩

What the heck?!

LOOKING AT YOU SPURS!! COYS!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍

I still hold this was the worst game of soccer and the best CONCACAF game in one swing

With Stoney being a national team manager now, we do not get enough Stoney Cooler time.

My dog gets so annoyed when I try and stay in bed. She gets off the bed and grumbles by my head so she can have the spot I was laying in. 😒

Immediately no

THAT LOOKED GOOD TO ME, JAMEESE!

Always counts against be NEVER FOR US. BULLSHIT!

The Premier League should be so embarrassed for their officiating. Absolutely disgraceful.

i think one of the most frustrating things about all of this is that there are people who can stop it, and they don’t even have to do anything grand or heroic, they just need to do their fucking jobs

For Sports Illustrated, I ranked the new #NWSL kits!! See who is number one. Agree? Disagree? Let me know! www.si.com/soccer/ranki...

“YoU wOnT fAcE tEaMs LiKe BoDo GlImPt iN tHe ChAmPiOnS lEaGuE”

Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew were riding their bikes home from their sister’s wedding rehearsal dinner when they were struck and killed by an alleged drunk driver. Johnny would’ve certainly been part of this team, but his kids are holding it down here 😭

COYS! 🤍🤍🤍🤍

What do you mean I’m going to be driving and then at a baby shower during the NLD?!? 😭😭

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

The cackle I let out when I looked at that score!

Meese is joining the @uswnt.ussoccer.com for the upcoming SheBelieves Cup! 🇺🇸🙌 More on the roster & new tournament rules: ussoc.cr/sbc2026

Franks Spurs is everything the media said Ange’s Spurs were.

This stinking club!

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

In case you missed the moment. Art is powerful

This quote really should have been the first red flag. 😒

*taps sign*

Not sure I want my team playing with the ref cam. 😅

Angel City's Savy King & Buffalo Bills' Damar Hamlin both suffered cardiac arrest on the field, and returned to play the sport they love. Now, they have partnered with the American Heart Association to spread CPR awareness nationwide. True inspirations 🫶 📸: @nwslsoccer.com

these children are diabolical

zakiya bywaters publicly exposed rory dames’ abuse of players in 2016, six years before the yates report. six. years. think of how much suffering players could’ve been spared if the league had simply listened to and believed her.

ICE has caused enough hell over the past 378 days since Trump has taken office. Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. Unqualified ICE agents have been killing U.S. citizens and terrorizing our communities. (1/2)

COME ON

💔💔💔

Don’t forget your three R’s: Reduce, Reuse, Rodman is Greenland

Sportico saw that Guardian piece and said hold my beer. www.sportico.com/leagues/socc...

the list is: 1. lollapalooza - 1991 2. summer jam - 2001 3. crystal dunn's revenge tour - 2015

Imagine boldly declaring you have no idea who Sam Coffey is while you write about women’s soccer.

Social experiment of a club, I swear! 🤍🤍🤍🤍 #COYS

Let’s gooooo!

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