Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it

Jace is out here stealing my main move

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

don’t talk to me right now I’m too busy imagining how many more treasures I could fit in a DOUBLE SIZE pink @quivertime.com case

Given the lack of details provided by Taylor Farms thus far, Consumer Reports' food safety experts are advising folks in the 27 states implicated by the recall to discard ALL iceberg lettuce until we know more about where the parasite-linked products ended up www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

a few good Jessica’s

Right. Taylor Farms supplies McDonalds, Wendy’s, Starbucks, Chipotle, Subway, Burger King, Walmart, Costco, Trader Joe’s, Aldi and so on. Any of them could have contaminated lettuce. Just because taco bell got unlucky and was traced first doesn’t mean all the headlines should refer to them by name.

Watchin’ that pasta fall via screen share

By the way so far the answer to which website is better is DEFINITIVELY secret lair We’re an hour and a half in, Wesley’s at 40K down from 80K, I went from 200K to 500K, three other devices say “joining now!” and it’s clear that NO ONE at Olive Garden HQ knows what’s going on 🤣

I have one, but I don’t honestly remember where it came from *at* MagicCon. Anybody else know/remember?

between two laptops, two phones, and an iPad @pastaghettii.bsky.social and I have been sitting at 80K, 200K, 200K, 300K, and 300K ahead of us for about twenty minutes so it's not looking too good for Olive Garden so far I gotta say

today's research topic: is the Olive Garden Never-Ending-Pasta-Pass website better or worse than the secret lair queue

my people have a solution for y’all but you’re going to make a face at me about it thewoksoflife.com/stir-fried-l...

On my own, I eat like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone or an old man whose wife has just died

This is amazing news. I still think we should brand everybody who ever worked there with a cattle iron but it’s gone.

Practice ethical consumption under capitalism: Eat the rich.

Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!

If McConnell really is alive thanks to the medical care he denied others, I hope he hears lots about how that wasn’t the outcome anyone decent wanted.

Netflix is struggling with keeping viewers "hooked" because it keeps canceling shows after 1 season so no one trusts a Netflix show to last. Its that simple, regardless of whatever their bullshit internal analytics are informing them.

Frankly I’m devastated I won’t get to do this

I want a crewed vehicle in Star Trek that’s unusable w/ non-infinite but too-large #’s of creatures on board, and does something hilarious but only useful in exceptionally niche applications with near-infinite creatures on board Tribbles. I am talking about doing dumb spaceship shit with tribbles.

UNIRONICALLY ENTHUSIASTIC AND ABSOLUTELY CAN’T WAIT FOR YATD: INFINITE TRIBBLES EDITION

Couples who stim together, stay together.

Little bit of #MTGxMarvel jumpstart outside the marvel store with the beautiful @sciurusdrey.bsky.social

I am happy. That’s really all there is to it. Despite it all, I am happy.

MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL LADY AAAAHHHHHHH

And we’re headed back to the sunshine state…with a new bit of tech on loan from @pastaghettii.bsky.social for in-flight (and off flight) entertainment :)

🥹👉👈

John Schwartzwelder has my favorite writing approach, I think.

Anyone that was at Commandfest Tacoma today - @donifmtgc.bsky.social does not have his Elenda deck please keep by an eye out. It’s in a clear case and we were in the back of the hall. @laughingdragonmtg.bsky.social

Rather than celebrate this country as it is today, I am happy to celebrate our aspirations for its betterment. Happy 4th.

reader: he did 💚

Me and the Hot (Pink) Wheels™️ are boarded safely for the last leg and I’m truly so grateful for the awesome flight crews and ground crews I’ve dealt with on this trip. So much flying over the last few months, a lot of it very frustrating, but this trip has gotten it right. 🩷 🦽 🌻

This is a truly inspiring example of how to weaponize human psychology to distribute extraordinarily important information. We all know why this is funny, but more importantly, we’re SHARING “THE HOW TO NOT DIE” GRAPHIC. That’s not an accident! THIS BONER JOKE WILL LITERALLY SAVE LIVES

Gotta say…as spending the night* on an airport floor goes, DEN was pretty solid! Turns out being 5’2 means I can lay my backpack, seat-back, and chair cushions end-to-end and…kinda make a camping mat?? 🤣 (*intentionally! $16 flights = 100% worth a 9HR overnight layover.)

First time flying with the new wheels and all going well so far, for a nice change from my usual flying experiences these days 😅 Thank goodness for very large blessings, and helpful and compassionate flight crews. San Diego and @pastaghettii.bsky.social, here I cooooommeeeee 💚💚

And the backpack is a perfect fit. 💚🩷

Over the last two months, my medical team came together in absolute lockstep to pull off the [basically] impossible, and make a miracle happen. With just a single day remaining before I’m uninsured again for who knows how long…I finally have a wheelchair. MY wheelchair. It doesn’t feel real yet.

Damn it would be wild if @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social got 13 more followers this weekend to reach that 1k threshold. That would be so silly. So goofy. So cool and awesome. 👀

My house got broken into last night and we are missing around 5k of cards. If you can repost / share / ask around if you're in the MA or NH area I would really appreciate it

Listen folks. You have to stop clicking random links DM'd to you on Discord. Legitimately.

Okay…I’m finally putting my Magic pin jacket together, and have realized that post-move I either can’t find or don’t have this style of pin for the other three MagicCons I’ve now been to. If anyone has them for buy/trade, I’m looking for: - Chicago 25 - Atlanta 25 - Vegas 26 Help? 🙃

Im looking for 2-3 volunteers to test out a new service I want to offer where I get on a discord call with you and help you brew or refine your decks! I want to eventually do this as a paid service but Im going to offer it at the cheap rate of "free, but maybe tip my Ko-fi if you can"

- Kinger ➡️ “KEEN-GURRR” - Strawberry ➡️ “mmmm…trawburri” - Owl ➡️ “ow-uh” - Hello ➡️ “Hi! Hello! H…Hello! Hello hi! Hello!” and so on and so forth and so on and so forth and so on and so for—

Everyone is SO SURE they know, they run their mouth and they don't know shit.