Noooooo Edwin Díaz! You were the chosen one!

May you be as optimistic as an 18z GFS model run 360+ hours out

Waiting for something Mets or Mets adjacent to happen at the Winter Meetings.

Going to need the Mets to make the stove so hot I forget about the Ravens, Real Sociedad, American Society falling apart, Liverpool, etc

Who has made this 🤣

“Hey Bryce you know how we track the o2 levels in your blood? Well this is o3, it’s even better” is one of the funnier junk science pitches I’ve ever heard

Like over a decade ago I watched a video from Ben Goldacre about the placebo and anti-placebo effect. He talked about research that showed the more invasive a procedure is, the stronger the placebo effect becomes. Feels relevant here!

France, Senegal, Norway - that's a tough group!

Not sure if the USMNT is ready for how politicized they'll become next summer.

This is the Riyadh Comedy Festival of World Cup draws.

Guess MBS will win the FIFA Peace Prize in 2034?

4.44 FIP over 28 games in 2024 Wish him the best!

We have signed RHP Devin Williams to a three-year contract. Welcome to the Mets, Devin!

Going against the grain here was Pete Alonso Alonso led the league with 41 doubles in 2025. It was also a career high, ten more than any other previous season

Mayor Solomon!

Jersey City! There are a couple more hours to vote for Solomon!

Jersey City! It's a great day to vote for James Solomon!

Maybe "re"uniting Devin Williams with Pete Alonso will fix him

the best visual representation of this match so far

JAEDYN SHAW CUTS IN AND BOOTS IT 🚀 (via USWNT)

*Cries in Testudo*

September Maryland, calculated:

CAT!!!

It's just so disheartening to grade/give feedback on reports that were clearly written by ChatGPT.

I fully expect Ryan Helsley to be dominant for the Orioles, opt out, sign a massive deal with the Mets next year, lose a year of baseball due to the Owners/CBA, and then fall apart for the Mets the year after.

IT HAPPENED

Jason Garrett and his turkey leg

Just yelled "ITS KB! .... HE'S A MET". In case you wanted to know how Thanksgiving is going

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen this closed captioning I’d have a nickel.

Lil Jon is performing at the Macy's Day Parade AND the Baltimore halftime show tonight?

Update:

Oh no Liverpool

Ian has clearly never been to Steve's! Ian, go to Steve's! (In Red Hook)

At least we know that whether this is Nimmo’s best day or his worst day, he’s a child of god.

Congratulations to our friends in @cloud9goth.bsky.social. Per the terms of our wager, we’ve donated $200 to the Ali Forney Center 🤝

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

2025: Brandon Nimmo 114 OPS+, 2.9 bWAR Marcus Semien 97 OPS+, 3.3 bWAR

The Mets traded Brandon Nimmo?!?

🏆 CHAMPIONS AGAIN 🏆 GOTHAM FC are the 2025 NWSL Champions! 💙🖤 A clutch finish from Rose Lavelle sealed the 1–0 win and the crown. A night written into club history. YOUR 2025 CHAMPIONS. ✨

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UNDERDOGS THEIR A** - GOTHAM WIN IT ALL WITH 80th MINUTE HEROICS FROM THE ONE AND ONLY ROSE LAVELLE… for the team and the fans that never lost faith, from the 8th seed to the Final… a trophy that means everything. NY/NJ GOTHAM ARE YOUR 2025 NWSL CHAMPIONS! 🏆🦇

RT @WGolazo: GOTHAM FC HAVE DONE IT AGAIN 😈

Go Bats!

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Who in here tryna start a riot? #GothamFC #GoBats

Here's my southern slang I speak it every day I'm tryna get it poppin' Each and every way

#GoBats!

Here lies my first FA predictions of the offseason: Tucker TOR Bichette TOR Bregman DET Schwarber PHI Valdez BAL Belli NYY Alonso BOS Cease CHC Ra. Suárez BOS Murakami NYM Díaz NYM Imai NYM King SF E. Suárez LAA Gallen AZ Okamoto SEA Ro. Suárez DET M. Kelly TOR Williams CIN Polanco PIT Realmuto PHI

Va a ganar la Real Sociedad en Pamplona, siguiendo su momento positivo (10/12). Mientras, Osasuna cuesta abajo y sin frenos. Una victoria en los últimos 9 encuentros de #LaLiga Podría entrar en descenso esta misma jornada.