Working from home is, for the most part, great. For instance, gas prices. Every 3 weeks or so, I put on a bra and pants and go get $10 worth of gas, and some Skittles.

Fuck cancer! #RIP

Me (Aloud while watching the Giants Dodgers game): Ooo, that's a nice swing. It sounded way creepier out loud than it did in my head. 😬

People who use their speakerphone in public should be immediately wrestled to the ground and arrested.

Wemby should be allowed at least one flagrant 2, and still be able to stay in the game* *will lose money due to Wemby’s ejection

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Deandre Ayton needs to be shipped out to the Z League.

The mood on the ground in Tennessee today.

All of us

1. I wouldn't take at face value anything a candidate up for reelection says about his future plans for a higher office. 2. He's running. 3. He's going to win. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnj-...

Looks like it's time for this piece again: paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...

It's still so weird to see Pete Alonso in an Orioles uniform.

Now he's comparing himself to Abe Lincoln. Jesus, this motherfucker.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but… this shit feels so staged.

Wow, Klay really fumbled the Megan bag. Big time loser shit.

I just started watching a TV show that I initially thought I would kind of hate, but, but.. I think I've fallen in love with #Rooster.

Okay, why is the marathon running robot bow-legged?

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

This is definitely on my list of creepiest things I've seen today, but it's early. 😬

Can you imagine? Your first at bat in the majors, and you take Chris Sale deep? #Sportsball #MLB

The Cubs’ offense actually showed up today. But, I mean, they are facing the Mets, soooo

Caitlyn never thought…🐆

I'm so happy for Steph and the crew! Now they just need to get by Phoenix. What's the over/under on Draymond and Dillon Brooks getting into a fight? 😬 #dubnation

This man’s given name is Robert Tips, but he chooses to go by Dick Tips? That's enough internet for me today.

So, the wife overboard story that's been in the news. He did it, right? Of course he did.

How am I just noticing that they finally verified Jerry? Wow. Iean, yay! *looks towards the heavens for the horsemen*

My immediate thoughts after watching the ANTM doc. A) Danielle is even more beautiful 20 years later. B) Tyra is a fake-sss bitch.

Does the orange taint not know that Pope Leo is from Chicago? I'm just sayin’.

You gotta see both sides.

That Liberty Mutual commercial where they mispronounce words? I hate that commercial. Just felt like sharing.

The Giants really need to rethink Rafi Devers at first base, because, he's not good there. #SportsBall

This Netflix Tyra Banks doc is... a lot. Like, wtf!

This whole Swallwell situation is horrific. There are too many bad people in the world.

Wait, so now the orange taint is threatening... *check notes* THE FUCKING POPE!?

It feels like we’re all just sitting around waiting the horribleness to get way more horrible.

Me, having done nothing today except make several trips to the kitchen to snack like a raccoon. Also me, I need a nap.

Why does this picture of Jose Ramirez make him look like he eats babies? #Sportsball

The racism is out of control

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

I don't know about other baseball fans, but I am loving the ABS system. Now, if we could do something about all the annoying interviews during the game, that would be awesome.

Timeline cleanse Ima pray for you cuz I’m not a real doctor 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bam Adebayo and A’ja Wilson are such a gorgeous couple.

Okay, but how did he… I mean, what?

So Golden State traded Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield for Kristaps Porzingis. Was Anthony Davis not available?

That last scene, are you fucking kidding me!? #ThePitt

Lebron alley-ooping like he's not 41 years old.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Dr. Ogilvie is actually starting to grow on me. #ThePitt

Bam Adebayo scored 83 points tonight. Eighty. Three. Points! Look what that did to his overall season average. 😂