Some Hibachi buffet aftermath

The biggest fuckin whoops just happened. I thought I had the long guard on the shaver …. It was the short one. It’s not cute. I’ll be in hiding until this situation is resolved.

On Wednesdays we: - Wear pink - Boop the hotdog - Drive an Eaton 10 speed around the parking lot in circles with the other Freightliners and one Peterbilt weirdo - Oil and filter change - Have an awesome day, you should too :)

I need a hug from a guy with big pecs or a big belly :( It rained, then that froze, then it snowed something like 6” in five hours. It was an exhausting night. And my school didn’t close, so after a late night I had to be on the road to school by 5:45 am on roads that really weren’t any better.

I don’t drink bourbon from a wine glass because I’m fancy, but because it’s the third glass I tried and the first that the ice cube fit in. Tonight’s bourbon: Chestnut Farms

Hey, after we butch cosplay, let’s get beers at the Saloon, kay?

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

It’s -17*F out. Here’s an oldie but a goodie, we’ll call it side fat Friday.

Little cutie idiots were pondering if they should keep munching on breakfast or jump into traffic. I get it deer, same feels some days.

Might’ve put on some weight while on vacation.

Power day for a fat boy is BRUTAL. I think I lost 10 pounds just to sweating, sheesh.

Showing off how much you can grow in two months! I’ve added an inch! …… to the length of my hair. I guess what I’m saying is, I need a hair cut.

After the day I’ve had which included spiraling into depression and feelings of hopelessness at the office, you’re a single-serving juice box, Bota Box.

I dumb bitched out and deleted everything. I’ve hit a point where what I want from life and what’s possible are incongruent, and that has me reevaluating everything. Despite how hard I’ve worked, my career has ended, and that really showed me how much of my self-worth was derived from my job.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

tip for newbies: subscribe to this MAGA block list to preemptively block MAGAts on here :) (sorry I forgot to include the link before)

There’s no excuse to not live exactly the way you want to. Don’t wait for the approval of society, the government, or your family. Be a pup or a furry or a gainer. I think I’ll try being all three.