Me, forcing myself to get rid of a box of cinnamon rolls I picked up for a get together.

Random opinion: if you're in the US on an H1B Visa for two years, you should automatically get citizenship. Two years is my gut feeling. Maybe it should be one year or three or maybe the program should be replaced with a much faster, less arduous route to citizenship

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

When my kids was about five, we were at a restaurant, and some people got up to leave. He asked why we couldn't eat the fries they left behind, and that was the toughest thing I've had to explain as a parent.

The Deer Hunter is the least favorite of the movies I saw to see 100 essential movies. I was ready for the Russian Roulette scene halfway through. I wasn't ready for four more in the second half. Meryll Streep and Christopher Walken get their start. That's pretty cool. #100movies

Trying to watch all 100 "essential" movies, according to the guy who designed my Temu poster. Some Like It Hot - fun dialogue. Marilyn Monroe's wardrobe makes the dresses in Gentleman Prefer Blondes look like burqas. Jack Lemmon auditions to play the Joker for the entire movie. #100movies

The dill and chives grow about 3cm/day. I've been making lots of "guerro dip", which is mayonnaise, sour cream, dill, chives and garlic salt.

Paul Hunham will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Children of Time pop up birthday card assembled

Preparing the traditional Children of Time themed pop-up birthday card.

Also, I owned a lot of Amazon-made stuff from when I could stomach them. I made: * A stand that lets you use a Kindle Fire 11 as a laptop * A charging cradle for Echo earbuds * A bracket to turn Kindle Fire 11 into a cheap Steam Deck If Amazon chose differently, I'd put these on Thingiverse.

I modified my Ulock bracket to also hold a pair of glasses. I'm ADHD, and I've lost about seven of the ten pairs of glasses I've owned while biking. This thing is life changing. It incorporates a 1' long bungee cord to hold the glasses in place.

I suppose it could be worse.

"Is there a ticket for this?"

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... "Boy in the Bubble" and "Graceland" are the soundtrack for this year in my memory.

www.thingiverse.com/thing:7201718 I added a thing to Thingiverse for the first time. It's a bracket for a U-lock. It took me 3-4 hours. I've got one on my regular bike and my folding bike. So far, it works *much* better than the one Kryptonite ships.

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

All We Ever Wanted — Shaun Tan, 2017

Turducken of bougie hobbies -- painted ceramic label for garden herbs for cooking.

I was at @birdhousebooks.bsky.social talking about #LessonsInMagicAndDisaster. They asked me to write a blurb for it, which I was really happy to do. @charliejane.bsky.social

Saw this bumper sticker while I was out walking. It occurred to me that maybe I'd found @weinberg.social 's car.

I tried this recipe for microwavable keto bread that my brother @bluefiddleguy.bsky.social suggested. It's pretty good. I tried it again whipping the egg whites to stiff peaks and folding everything else back in, which I admit was very much missing the point. www.allrecipes.com/recipe/26303...

Almost done with #LessonsInMagicAndDisaster by @charliejane.bsky.social. By volume, the book is mostly good people doing good things. The hard parts, though, are so shockingly familiar and real that they land hard.

I'm at the main Austin library. I wish everything ran a well as libraries do.

Favorite TV theme songs: Kimmy Schmidt Gravity Falls Game of Thrones The Office Futurama

Christmas in August! @melissacaruso.bsky.social @charliejane.bsky.social @tkingfisher.com @birdhousebooks.bsky.social

Lessons about bread: It's pretty unhealthy. But it's a little healthier if you make your own flatbread. But it's a little less healthy (but yummy) if you shallow fry it. And it's much less healthy if you flip your shallow-friend flatbread with your bare hands.

I keep wanting animated gifs of characters saying specific things. Jeff Winger in Community: "*He kept not seeing it!*" (in reference to Cuomo's anus-resembling logo) Ratthi in Murderbot "That's what he calls himself, so I'm just being respectful." (when calling Grok "Mechahitler")

Rabbitalism!

My cholesterol is back to normal. It's puzzling that it was high, and it's puzzling it's gone down. Since my last test, I read Salt Fat Acid Heat, and I started doing shots with olive oil and sea salt.

I think there should be a "public option" for payment processors. Credit is increasingly important to how we pay. Currency is too important to abdicate to the private sector.

I've reached ten weeks of my hundred week goal to not gain weight. I'm really enjoying sauces, dips and cookies (not together). I'm still mostly avoiding bread.

Busy day. I just heard about the NY election, and I'm thrilled. I hope this is a start of an ass-kicking.

I pulled off home made mayonnaise on the third try. The immersion blender saves the day again.

photos.app.goo.gl/v5Bv8MTkpL6o... I went to the No Kings Protest with my kid. Much bigger than the last protest, filling the capitol grounds.

I just read through Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat. I only cooked very casually pre-lockdown, and I learned by searching for recipes and making them. This book was really good for covering a lot of knowledge gaps like explaining emulsions, umami and other cooking terms I didn't really get before.

I read the Daughter's War, reread Blacktongue Thief and then reread Daughter's War back to back. His work is so good.

youtu.be/8R_CIcl29_k?... I found this fold super useful for cooking. Do this with parchment paper, wax paper or aluminum foil, and you cook things on it. It's tidier and if it's finger food, you might be able to serve it right out of the tray.

buttondown.com/charliejane/... I found this really insightful and inspiring. I'm pretty sure the author is @charliejane.bsky.social Thanks to @shinyhexagon.com for suggesting it.

Pottery piece I painted last week.

If @shinyhexagon.com broke into Microsoft Teams, this is the kind of message I imagine he'd make it send. It's on the border of creepy and philosophical. Okay, it's in creepy, but within tolerable commuting distance.

I've maintained weight for five weeks of my 100 week target. My observation is that maintaining weight is really easy when you don't eat bread, really hard when you do.

Grackle and monk parakeet sharing lunch

In @bluefiddleguy.bsky.social tradition, I'm going for the obscure joke. It's basically explained in the alt text

I'm shelving the book nook for the time being. It felt like I was close, but the final part is the toughest bit, and it requires a better knowledge of structural engineering than I currently have. I know I've nattered on endlessly here about it.

Here's some really cool observations for people who've seen Sinners. For people who haven't, here's a really cool observation: you need to see Sinners. Thank you, @ryancoogler.bsky.social ! It's so healing to be sharing an emotion with dozens of strangers that isn't dread!

An underrated aspect of human colleagues is that they can tell you when you shouldn’t post something.

I went paddleboarding yesterday. Every time I saw a little triangular head pop up above the water (which is often), I thought of @bluefiddleguy.bsky.social and his turtle, Speedy.