28 degrees feels like a heat wave.

Now if they can just make it not smell like urine in the summer.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Is anyone here from Zeiss today?”

As someone who is not religious, I do look forward to Lent. Because pierogi are usually on sale the entire time.

Looks like I can go grocery shopping via public transit in an ice/snow storm, on when windchills feel like -18. What choices I have!

He’s not on our side

I am but one five foot two woman with 2 cats. One would think that we could all fit in a queen sized bed.

January 67th, 2026 The Sun returned. The Towne celebrated by wearing the local costume of coats w/short pants & boots. A few villages away, the Holy Marmot foretold Darkness & Frost for 3 more fortnights. He is Right & Correct, as the Snow returned this eve. We drink our dwindling tea supply & wait.

I have static-y cats and I know I shouldn’t be laughing but static-y cats.

The only things I really have to do today is make potato leek soup and hang my scrubs up.

Our temps have become positive!

If you construct a grocery store where I can’t figure out how to enter, and then, once I do, I have to ask someone where the carts are, you have failed spectacularly at design.

Today can fuck right off. Also, why am I outside? Because I ran out of chocolate and oranges.

Decided to go to a different grocery store further away because it has a better chance of the sidewalk being shoveled and I will be outside less.

5 classes I took in college: Criminal psychopathology Differential Equations Science and Religion Exposure Assessment Radiation Health (Bio and environmental health major)

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nothing like being awake at cold o’clock in the middle of the night so you start online garden shopping. (a fig tree and a planter so I can bring it in for the winter).

I need someone to explain to my why, even though I'm running 2 humidifiers and drying my clothes over a vent, I cannot get the humidity in my house above 38%. My sinuses and nose are OVER it.

Even if you aren’t an academic. This helps in yearly reviews.

one of the quiet legacies of the crew of Challenger is STEM education. as a kid, i visited a Challenger Learning Center, one of many established by the families of the crew, and one of my current UAA students is a McNair Scholar. they're still helping others learn about the wonder of our universe.

There’s a trolley stuck in the transit tunnel.

This sounds like the buses have beef and it’s not a detour.

Trolleys are down until at least 8. Fml.

Yinz should for this, so I can buy it someday. beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea... #LEGO #Pittsburgh

Spent about an hour shoveling 2 feet of snow from my sidewalk BECAUSE THE FUCKING BORO PLOWED ONTO IT. I SHOVELED MULTIPLE TIMES SO THAT I WOULDN’T NEED TO DO THIS.

I would have thought that the hotels on the north shore would have cleared their sidewalks. The parking lots and construction site did.

Found my rechargeable hand warmer. Did not find a usb-a to usb-a cord to charge it.

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Effective immediately 🚍 bus/rails service is suspended until start of service 1/26

Fell asleep (couch nap), so went to do the next round of shoveling. A three hour span between is too much.

Shovel 2, 2 hours later and it looks like I didn’t already shovel. Ducks had to be refreshed.

Is the new harry styles video paying homage to Christopher walken/fatboy slim?

First shovel done, borough immediately plowed into the sidewalk. My snow duck army is out.

Did my taxes, made pizza dough, washed a quilt. I’ve done enough today.

Look, if we do get a lot of snow, I’m going to need @governor.pa.gov to declare a state of emergency so that I get a day off of work.

For those of you in line for mega snow and ice: do laundry now, because clearing snow away from your dryer vent when it’s not easily accessible is annoying.

“See yinz soon.”

I can either fix the numbering or put pictures in this word document first and I know both of them are going to change the other.

Did I start getting sick during the week that I start my first lead project at work? Yes, I did. Because my meat cage is an asshole.

I just fell so bad that I didn’t realize I was falling until my head hit the sidewalk.

Took out the compost and went to put out the trash and realized I didn’t have any.

Split pea soup in the instant pot, a batch of roasted broccoli is just out of the oven, and the dough is rising for pizza (tonight) and breadsticks (for the week). I also made tomato sauce because it's (veggie) meatballs for dinner this week. Only one injury!

HAHAHAHAHAH Pittsburgh

Why does she look like she wants to poop in my shoes?

We got an inchish of snow last night. Dude in GE grocery shopping in flip flops. It’s January I don’t want to see your winter toes.

When I was awake last night at 1AM, I decided to make my grocery list for the week. I had plans to go after work. I looked at said list at lunch and had NO IDEA why any of the things that were on the list were there.

YES GOOD

I can haz bar sheep?!