Together once again at Goodison. 💙

Hopefully TFG are ruthless and we cancel the Broja loan (if we can) and use it for someone els

Understand clamour for Dyche to go. But very unlikely to happen until Everton appoint a CEO - & Thelwell’s future is sorted. Friedkin will make those decisions first. The recruitment drive started before the takeover was complete. It may not be what fans want to hear but patience will be needed

If TFG really wanted to win over the fans they’d schedule an additional test event tonight at Bramley Moore for 5,000 supporters and sack Dyche in front of them.

He won’t be going anywhere. Don’t do it to yourselves

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Everyone ready to make a load of hilarious “I’ll do it next year” jokes today? Feel like it’s my prerogative as a dad too

I don’t even know what the answer is. Sack him and the players are shit - buy new players and the manager is shit. 😂

Dycheball 0-0 special today? 18 completed passes, xG of -10, 7% possession 😍😍😍

Let’s show Chelsea what real football is today. It’s not passing, or systems, or “progressive overload” nonsense - it’s ball in the air, our centre backs leading with the elbow, needlessly flying into tackles by the Paddock and hopefully a ref who gives us a poor decision early on then shits himself

That Guehi is some centre back

Reckon the match will be on with this wind?

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All this positive Everton news is worrying me. Fully expecting a 5-0 loss tomorrow to balance out the universe 😂

Such a mad feeling of relief with the takeover

Yet another week where I find it baffling that Jordan Pickford choose to play for Everton, but I am ridiculously happy and grateful that he does

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Shitting myself while watching my team winning 3-0 is a prime example of what it’s like being an Evertonian. My mind was running through all the scenarios of how we fuck it up 😂😂

If/when we go down this year, we can’t say it’s not deserved or been coming

Saddest thing is that everyone knew what would happen today and the manager could do nothing to stop it.

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High octane stuff

Fine margins That extra bit of quality working hard to change the story They're good players, I keep reminding them of that We know we've got to do better It's been an issue since before my time We played very well against Brentford I can assure you Quite obviously Hard yards

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Real Madrid are in the hotel opposite my office in town. Just on my way to Home and Bargain to get some stuff to write “Please come back Carlo - we are shite” on a bedsheet and hang it out the window for them to see

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Unfortunately for Southampton, they should now be automatically relegated for having goal music

If we don't laugh we will cry 😅🤣🤭

In other news, those riffs at the start of rock and roll star are one of finest ways to open an album of all time

One thing I found mad yesterday was that even though we didn’t do anything to create chances, we were still wide open on a couple of occasions. That takes some going

If you ever wanted a perfect example of Everton’s decline then you can do it by looking at how the quality of our left backs has dropped off: Baines to Digne to Mykolenko

Is it too much to ask to have the slightest bit of enjoyment when going to Goodison. It’s an absolute ordeal. Flat as anything today. We have 14 games left and our players are terrified of the ball thanks to the manager

Fuckin hell. That’s my assessment from today

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5cm of snow results in people driving at 15 mph like we are in a blizzard. Nice one

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The maddest bit about BMD for me will be going the match and not being by the people we’ve sat by for years. The people you let onto to from 5 rows ahead/behind/either side will all change. You get used to the people round you, laugh at their shouts etc. We will have to all start again

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Anyone know how long the premier league sign off usually takes?