TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

A thread of atrocious, authoritarian & incompetent things that Trump did in his first week. First, impeachable offenses 🧵 1. Pardoned 1,500 traitors (most of whom violently attacked cops, including two pedophiles). 2. Ordered the end of birthright citizenship, violating the 14th Amendment.

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The take I am most certain of that gets me in the most trouble is just "The reason homes are so expensive is because there are not enough of them, so we really really really need to build more of them."

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