ㅤ ㅤhacking up a hair ball ㅤ

【 @trumpetingboils.bsky.social 】 Big baby!! Esme stands on his toes to kiss the other on the cheek!

【 ♡ 】Hey fun fact: if you have stuff like Pseudo-noncon and Coersion as "Definitely"s on your F-List. I'm blocking you!!

‎ ‎ ‎ riot . life decided to throw a bunch of unexpected bills at me at once so im gonna take commissions for a bunch of chibis ( sob ) 🎨 flat rate of $25, same day turnaround ! just something to help me get back on my feet yknow. my dms are open ateehee ‎ ‎ ‎

ㅤ ㅤmeow licking lick lick ㅤ

#JoJoagogo I took this one... Gulp.

ㅤ ㅤme. me o oowww #caturday ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ. ㅤ. ㅤ. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤno. i am better. ㅤ

@trumpetingboils.bsky.social " This dude is the scariest goddamn creature I have ever seen in my entire life. I'm so glad it can be pacified by letting it have a bowl. I really hope it doesn't have a heavy tolerance or it's gonna cost me a small fortune with how much I smoke to begin with... "

ㅤ ㅤi dont like this one. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( rrrruubingg it in, exfoliating !! ㅤleaning in. ) ㅤerr err err…. ㅤmeow. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤno, be still be calm calm kalm down calm quiet shsshhhhhhh ㅤ( hand lifting to its mouth. imitating licking ?? maybe ? ㅤall it does is spit blood and bile onto its malnourished hand. said hand shaking, extending to rub rub rub on the other ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( PROFUSELY SHAKING BUT LIKE POSITIVELY ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤanderdingus. meow. purring here. ㅤ

ㅤ null. i'll do the whole thing regardless of likes but they would be appreciated ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤgive me points, call me pretty. ㅤmeo ow. ㅤ

starseed 🪱 watch me get wacky funny zany and silly

starseed 🪱 yall lmk if you ever want serious interactions bc i have like no plans 😭🙏

ㅤ ㅤ( TURNING AN EVEN BRIGHTER RED, ROCKING BACK AND FORTH ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( SHIVERING, SHAKING — smoke pouring out from exposed intestines ?? ㅤmouth finally falling open.. exasperated gagging, coughing ) ㅤ

starseed 🪱 NO PHEN-228, HOLDING IT IN DOESNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!

ㅤ ㅤ( SHAKING UNCONTROLLABLY ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤgood morning welcome to the no cough special ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ. . . . . ㅤ( smoke progressively begins to seep out from melted holes in its cheeks. body beginning to tremble. ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( . . no response. it’s holding it in. ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤyucky you. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤeeeeyuck. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤyy. euhcxk… aaAYYY ㅤ

starseed 🪱 glad hotdog liked dank and firm

ㅤ ㅤCOUGH, COUGH, face splitting at the corners if its mouth. flesh audibly ripping, heaping, burning masses falling to the ground. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ” nonono im dank and firm give now “ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤvomiting blood and bile. ㅤand, conveniently, the egg. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤstaring. hating. seething. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤSCREAMING — HISSING, SQUEALCHING, HACKING ㅤ* pop - ! ㅤegg pops out. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤliterally spitting blood onto the ground ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤgagging on a plastic egg lodged in its throat. it tried to eat. ㅤ