" ...it literally doesn't though. It's all glass. "

//my minifridge died and i learned what fucking death smelt like

🥱 #furry

" ...Morbius? " " ...from Spider-Man? "

@gorgeousoverlord.bsky.social //yknow color me curious what would happen if Hop agreed to her terms? I haven't played a ton of Disgaea so i'm not sure if that's going to be bad for him lol

" It all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling doooooooown.

" I knew you were a fish. "

oooooooooooh number fourteen, taco bell piss nachos

ooooh recursively posting on my mac with my phone but also not with my phone oooooooh

" Feeling better? "

Hug the dog.

He's just putting in his airpods so he can go to bed.

Hang the pedophiles.

@gorgeousoverlord.bsky.social " What's that big piece of fur around your arms? Is that like a scarf or a coat or..? Or is it feathers and i'm too tired to discern the materials? " He said, tired green eyes focusing on the billowy black garment she wore.

" Do you have strawberry flavor. "

" I'm the large machinery kind. ...I uh... also like applesauce. "

He's 6' he's surprised she doesn't topple due to his size alone

//Today's goal is: RP with Mecha Man

Yeetable.

Theft. Also, good morning.

" He's telling you to look at hot ladies' legs. "

i may be into ladies with sweaters

neuron activated.

too bad

" I can explain that. " He's looking over to DEATH ADDER lodged in the building, the mech inactive within the wreckage. " That is DEATH ADDER, a Specter unit. A fast as hell machine with a thirty mil rotary cannon purpose built to shred large targets. " (BGM: youtu.be/r_yuz1M6T68?...) " It can-

" If we have some ice and more edible fruit we could make a smoothie. That's got that strawberry banana yogurt taste depending on what you put in it. Oh my grandpa made the best smoothies, mixed berries and pomegranate juice with strawberry yogurt. Probably the healthiest dessert we've had as kids.

" Your cirrhosis diagnosis. " He says, ripping a hit from his joint. " What do you usually drink? "

" Would you like some? I don't mind sharing some flower. "

" I smoke weed. "

" What, you don't want any salmon-flavored peanuts? You're gonna love my nuts, y'know. ...Slap Chop. "

"Fishnuts. "

" The only yogurt I can make creates babies because I have no idea how to make yogurt... "

also replies either soon or tomorrow it depends on how i feel

//fuck what city was dispatch in again I wanna spit DEATH ADDER there lol

Screaming in the distance, slapping the siding of his house. "HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUP!" Jokes

//addendum to earlier fallout 3 foot fetish joke: Turns out getting that result lets you specialize in energy weapons lol

@risenwasarcher.bsky.social youtu.be/GInovXm59Ew?...

//also yeah lol Hop V1 failed because I cut off his arcs too early and basically just made him a man-whore. I mean it's still a bit horny here ngl but I like these folks. Most of them I know

//I run off of spite and fury, i steamroll people who want to be problems until they are not

when you've been hurt by enough folks like i have your skin tends to harden like a fine stale donut lol

Alternatively: give no fucks and treat "fuck it we ball" as a mantra not an alternative

I'm sorry, I thought this was the bathrOH GOOD LORD

/C a r e f u l l y. /

//THEFT

I need to remove it without causing any damage to the cylinder.

"oh yeah someone transformed me into a cat" "HOLY SHIT IT'S LADY CHEETOR "

" Y'know what, forget the chips! Ehhh, screw the whole thing... "