" ...idol pussy? Like American Idol???? I know I don't want to be near the judges..."

" I guess, but we were more focused on not dying instead of making out in the tent. aliens. "

" ...that's probably why military tents weren't coed... "

note to self:writing high is a terrible idea tbh

" Okay, now that's what I believe in. Scripture or not the secret really is to be good to others. It's difficult sometimes, but not impossible. "

See things like that are why he doesn't religion. Kill a bunch of innocent people because they're not into Jesus, why don'tcha!? " I'm fuckin' with you I overslept for church anyway. ...not like I went to begin with. "

" ... " " Hail Satan. " Snickering.

//reminder that you can always bump me for shit. I deliberately have notifications turned off for Bluesky so yes I may miss things but i do check back frequently

" That's... a /very/ good question. I haven't tried linking it to any other systems before honestly. It's more for storing tactical data I recieve over comms and helps unify the spinal-nerve interface in my back with my own brain, without something crazy like pain response or predictive AI that-

//i still owe samus and Lep replies, especially lep because i forgor lol

//Most likely, either one or all three of these descriptors would be true at any given moment

"I could eat someone with the Death Adder. I mean it's less "eat" and more "make into a pink paste orally" because there's no esophagus. "

the amazing digital circumcision ...pom-bris.

//drama avoidance/tell someone off starter pack

//i feel this vibe and it's not even nine am

//I have barely played Diamond and Pearl I only know the first three gens and five

//THERE'S MISSPELLINGS IN MY INFO FUCK PROOFREAD KIDS P R O O F R E A D

❝ 𝘐𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦? ❞ ✨ Larka, College Physics Professor, Former Sinnoh Champion & Massage Therapist ✨ (N)SFW RP, Detailed/Literate ✨ Versatile Switch, Pansexual ✨ Adventurous, Whole-Hearted, Empathic ❝ 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶...~ ❞ ♡︎ + ↻?

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Is just retaping his suit. " Wha? "

" Do not ask for Grinch Glaze you don't want it. Trust me. "

" I'm not a MILF, I just have trust issues and a robot. "

Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)

youtu.be/BuKft9LpL_0?... //It's that time of year again. Are you a saint (sainte?) or a Grinch? (grunch?) What's it gonna be, huh? Huh?

when you get a new iphone

It seems Esme was lucky today - she's caught Hopper in one of the rare times he's left the Death Adder's cockpit. What she sees though wasn't pretty; Hop's face had decently sized scars crisscrossing its' surface, those scars only serving to trail down near his neck and disappear into the grey-and-

//IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING 2003 TMNT SHREDDER

" SuS " Proceeds to stutter loop afterward and spaz out.

"... " She can hear gruff, hearty laughter coming from the mecha's comms. " Ooooh, /that's/ a new one. "

" HELLO THERE TYRANNNOSAURUS ALAN "

//The fact I don't trust the Koopalings as rp characters thanks to The Roy Incident is both funny and a little sad. That Morton has a sick looking design though. He looks like a snapping turtle

"Your mama's a hoe. "

//asshole

holly jolly spiderballs

"...anyone wanna tell him that woman's a Nazi vessel? "

𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 '°•-._ fₗₑₑₜᵢₙg 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚

///today is break day. there will be no rp today (unless i change my mind.) here. go feel old if you remember these

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//god give me strength not to make a metal gear joke

Hop: I'm gonna thundercunt this car the person in the backseat he forgot to check for:

Has no money whatsoever. DOES have a machine gun.

" WHY ARE THERE SUDDENLY MORE RICH PEOPLE. GO PAY YOUR TAXES I'M BROKE "

" That sounds like a /you/ problem. " There's a playful sneer in the voice coming from Death Adder's comms. It's clear Hop's taking the piss.

" Gross. Rich people. "

" ...who in the hell is Tony Stark? "

Is pretty sure one of those would be the size of four Malo Marts...

" Oooh, i'm nowhere near that level of special. I ended up here by way of a fluke; something zapped something just the right way, and catapulted my ass into the great unknown at half the speed of sound. I don't /think/ I could go back and forth like that... Not without surging whatever bugged out-

Hop was quick to fistbump the mechanic, nodding. " The Death Adder is a standard humanoid bipedal unit, but i'm thinking my joints are a bit more advanced than yours. That, and you'll want to be careful with the cloaking tech. And the brain that's lodged in its' skull. I don't think you'll need to