"Ah, there we go. You made it sound backwards. Now it checks out."

"Yep, that's our guy alright. And yeah, the guy with a bird head isn't a normal person, no shit Sherlock?!"

"Sounds backwards."

"Jumping BACK...FROM earth TO hell?...What?"

"As well as a demon lord can be I presume, how about you, bird boy?"

...stuck in some fuckass painting.

Off duty

n00dles version, naturally >:D

Tries to catch @joiaanghel.bsky.social's tail.

"Thou seekith a covenant with I?" Name: Priscilla The Crossbreed Species: Draconic Demi-God Height: 16' Wight: Don't Ask Age: A Melenia Sex: Hermaphrodic Orientation: Gynasexual "Thou art a brave soul indeed." [❤️+🔁 to abandon old covenant]

//Auto-correct, I can't with you sometimes.

"Oh, the heart of the world seems to stirring once more. Seems as if the darkest dungeon is about to be due for some more or less voluntary visits~"

"That or others freaking out about you being covered in 'blood'."

"No shit?! I'm a demon lord, it's kinda my job to be 'a menace'."

"Your point being?" Splurting more ketchup on his face WHILE ASKING.

"That's not ketchup. Totally blood. Because you lied. About not bleeding."

Covers him in ketchup. "Lying ass bitch be bleeding!"

But is it also the HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING ?

@whisper-lewd.bsky.social Headpats. Lots and lots of headpats.

The smol The adorable The precious The 'protecc at all costs'

"Against popular belief, more often than not, killing innocent people IS bad for us demons!"

"Sometimes I just wanna shrink people and crush them to death between my tits."

"I love watching mortals debate my state of being, origins and theories they came up with. It warms my heart that, after all that time, all those centuries, they are still none the wiser than all the way back when I revealed myself to them..."

"And infinitely more boring."

//I want to fucking murder my auto correct

//Since bapho can be both male and female, they will sometimes, when the situation fits, be called (Wo)mam for implicitly's sake. Make of this what you will.

"You won't feel your own dick when I milked you dry~"

"Want me to suck your soul right out of your dick?"

"Noted~" Squeezing her tits together, squishing his face.

"I DO do this whenever."

Pulls him face first into her cleavage.

"Touch starved, huh?" Grins. Widely.

"Headpats? Figured."

"Attaboy." Ruffles head.

"Imagine being naïve enough to try and kill a concept. Laughable."

"Nah, you're just lucky for no damn reason, like always. Got nothing to do with you actually being you."

Solve and Dissolve~

"...Acceptable."

"...if this is toilet water, you better got a quick getaway and new identity to go by."

"First come first serve." SPLAT

"And let's chuck wet paper at white people."

A size comparison to the average adult(s) for ##SeductiveSunday

"I'm in the "teaching kids to swear and pull pranks on others" kind of mood today."

<--- Feels like sitting on people's faces

"Not that long thanks to bullshit demon magic..."

Space Boba Booba #rosalina #fanart

And now all her clothes, all of them, are suddenly gone...