|ᴹᴬᴵᴺ ᵀᴴᴿᴱᴬᴰ| "𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼. . .𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓐 𝓦𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓽~?"

"I meant in levels of ridiculousness."

Pinning him against a wall. "You sure about that, Bub?"

"Oh shush." Playfully bonking him with one of her horns.

//I am so hyped for #Reanimal

"Okay, we're entering Looney Tunes territory now."

"I do like it when people put things filled with juices into my mouth." Cue the eyebrow wiggle, her just bursting into laughter right after.

"I'm an Demon Lord. I'm allowed to do that~"

She was wrestling with him for the piece of candy.

"So the sweetness is like, as a bonus incentive?!" ... "Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."

"Alright then." Their tongues promptly met.

"Wouldn't work. The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."

"...okay."

Raised eyebrow. "Alright, lover boy." Taking the bag. "Might eat you too since you're just the sweetest." Sticking out her tongue playfully.

"..." "I have SO MANY questions."

"Sweets?!"

"You tell me! What DO YOU want? Usually it is your kind who initiates the deal."

"Elaborate?"

"Rather be the cause of their eternal damnation, huh? Damn papa, didn't knew you'd be that cold. I like it."

"Yeah, a deal. The handshake thingy? Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."

"You can give me the soul of family members."

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝗜’𝗠 𝗔 𝗖͙𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝘽𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃 ׅ ⎖ ˎˊ˗ 𝐅𝐈𝐗 𝐔𝐏 ͟𝐘͟𝐎͟𝐔͟𝐑͟ 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍、 𝑩𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯 ׅ ⎖ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

"Wanna make a deal~?"

"B00!"

She is big and thus, heavy. Do you really want her to sit on you?

"Am I? A big promise to someone who lives in hell."

"Few are bold enough to try that one right of the bat..." +1 Respect

"Ohhhh~"

Well, colour her surprised. Clapping her hands, she dove into the cake.

Tԋҽ Oυƚɯσɾʅԃ Pɾιɳƈҽʂʂ Iɳԃҽρҽɳԃҽɳƚ Pσɾƚɾαყαʅ σϝ MK9 Kιƚαɳα Lҽɯԃ 100% SυႦ Bι (Fҽɱ Lҽαɳ) MDNI 21+ Pʅҽαʂҽ Aʂƙ Bҽϝσɾҽ DMιɳɠ

"Who said you need other offers?"

"You taste like roasted beef." Deadpan delivery.

"Fair enough. Usually I am the one making deals~"

"Maybe baby~" Sticks her tongue out the side.

"Oh..." "You had cake?" "Why didn't you say so?!"

"You regenerate. It's fine. Everything's fiiiiiiine."

"I was hungry, fuck off." Burps. "By the way, you taste like buffalo."

Whoops

"Ugh, that TV guy is so annoying. Glad to be a hellborn who can just fuck off into the other rings, I can't be bothered with this."

𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖂𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓,𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘, 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑, 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉 𖤐☾𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𖤐☾ 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 ღ+↺

"Heh, I knew it. Good choice too." She would've ended him if he did anything to that puppy.

"Okay then." Suddenly holds a puppy. "Kill it. Shave off all it's fur till it is furless, put it in the freezer till it's almost dead, then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and flay it afterwards before gutting and eating it. Like true, pure evil would do."

"Affectionate cruelty, Mr. Dangernoodle. And you would know all about cruelty, right? What you did? Or rather...what you DIDN'T do?!"

"Baphomet." Roughly ruffles his hair.

"I have those too. Why cut staff? Free staff no less."

💙 & ↺ ?

Slow, asynchronous blink "Slaves can be willing? Aren't those called SIMPS these days?"

"Friends? I don't need friends. I have slaves, servants and contractors. Among other things." Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes. "Friends come and go, but immortal slaves? These are forever."

Puts on @greatessstpentious.bsky.social's hat. "Look at me, I'm an Victorian boomer who loves to look out of windows to watch people go by like some old lonely fart."

𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥! 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐌𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞. . . 𝐇𝐇 + 𝐇𝐁 / 𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 ~ ♡ 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐃𝐍𝐈!! " 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵. . . . ? "