//Ugh...sleep rythm go normal again ffs.

//When you want to RP but are too tired...

Everything wicked, rebellious and raunchy~

Proceeds to 'hold gently'.

Business as usual...

"At least THAT you know."

"That's what the big guy WANTS you to think. It wasn't about the apple. It was NEVER about the apple."

The demons eyes darkened. "A lot of questions, all answered by the answer to another question. What was the first thing God punished Adam and Eve for?"

An eyeroll, an glass floating to his aid. "Yeah, sounds like heaven alright. Judgemental pricks."

I drank the Cola x jack crossover and

"When in doubt, it's nepotism. It is ALWAYS nepotism. Also yes, it's his blood/wine." A glass of jack flew right into his hand. "Drink from the bottle, it's more potent that way. (Literally only alcoholic drink I ever tried. HOW Y'ALL SWALLOW THIS SHIT AAAOOUUURRGGGH ×.×)

"We got Whiskey, Absinthe, Beer, Rootbeer,Multiple barrels of 200, 300, 600 and 1000 years old wine, and pretty much all beverages there are. I even got some Jesus Juice. But that one is for an undefined special occasion which hasn't come to pass yet."

They were in a surprisingly normal looking bar. A speakeasy. "Welcome to the roaring twenties. Which never end in this little pocket dimension. Don't try to leave the bar, you'll get sucked into the void. One of my contractors gave it to me in exchange for his soul back. Worth it."

"I have my own bar with my own servants." A portal opened right behind the seraphim. "Adress me as you wish. I care not for the concept of gender." And with that, she stepped through, dissapearing from sight.

"Sure, we can do that." Bapho was not about to say no to gathering potential Intel on a seraphim. Although in a more casual form.

"That entirely depends on what activities you have in mind."

"I take whatever form I feel like taking in those moments of encounter. My female ones tend to ease others minds, thus making them more prone to suggestion. I mostly use the forms that are more...accurate to the source material for serious business. But more you mustn't know."

"Ah, so you admit it. That's hilarious."

"But of course. No one knows better than YOU. face it, Mr. Ego. If you would truly be selfless, you would throw it all away just to make sure that your clown parade can't hurt any more innocents. But you won't. Cus you can't bear the thought of your little gero games to end. Fucking enabler!"

“….Whenever they catch you, they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you” - Richard Adams, Watership Down Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel Oc Roleplay Account

"Catch me at Oktoberfest this year~ Freibier für alle~"

"If I feel like it, yes. Why ask? You a shy sinner? Can't do it when someone watches?" The shiteating grin

Do not own any art & etc Under 18 will be blocked Kinks depends on mood Selective & MVP Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot Read pinned & if not please send a stater If you're going OOC please have a plot Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot

Roling her eyes. "No, I come here to curse you so of course, so you may infinitely have to dance to the song "Surfin' Bird"."

"Awww, you mad, bat? Only goes to show that you know that I'm right. How many people will you let die still until you run out of excuses? Run out of good will with the masses? Run out of people who are too afraid of doing your job but better? How many more Barbara's and Red Hoods, bats?"

"Satan is good at being ignorant. I know to capitalise onto that."

"Yes, or how I prefer to call it: The only poly relationship you allow yourself to have, you masochistic super emo."

"It's funny how you think you're better than me, not even worth my time." Like + ❤️ for interactions.

"I will personally inflict violence upon the next person who assumes that I drink Coffee!"

".....................You got me there, mustachio."

"No no no. They try to flee. OFTEN."

"That's by design, yes. Both of which."

"My house is off limits in general. Unless of course you like horrors beyond human comprehension."

"All of them, at my leasure~"

"Ugh." Growling. "They are like anti-grav raindrops. Just floating about, screeching, wailing, the sorts. Soul stuff!"

"Not with me tho, so that still works out just fine for me."

"I own a lot of souls, don't suck up those, y'hear me? They're blue. They're all blue. Don't mix them up with ghosts."

"Celebrate yet another successful conversion to sin~"

"The raging Stockholm Syndrome~"

"Still sucking up souls with that weird Vaccuum cleaner of yours?" Sipping on her morning tea.

Monster Hunter's Feathered Mount!

"Bold to assume you would find out ANYTHING worthwhile about me. I've seen to it that there is next to nothing about me written in human records as well as in holy text. As for my appearance..." "Does THIS prove less distracting to your feeble mind, Seraphim?"

"Have a nice long look at my Sigil Tattoo for ##SeductiveSunday~"

@monialisovium.bsky.social "God said it's fine if I take you to the confession stand with me, little lamb~"

Shifting into her angelic form, just to mess with him. "I know your name as well as the fact that you don't want me to speak it. And that you are a seraphim is blatantly obvious. So why don't tell me something I don't know?"

"Andross approves."