ㅤ i know, babe. i'd share without you asking but it's just been one of those weeks ㅤ

ㅤ my fault og i just wanted this stash to myself ㅤ

ㅤ yes i'm just really high right now so i may not sound like my usual wacky woohoo self ㅤ

ㅤ just because i don't sound enthusiastic doesn't mean i'm not enthused about handing over the carrot ㅤ

ㅤ okay fine i'll hand over the carrot ㅤ

ㅤ sorry i spaced out what happened ㅤ

ㅤ only one rabbit to feed and yet it feels like this carrot does not satiate their hunger ㅤ

ㅤ i wear fishnets and stilettos on occasion. ㅤ

loud as hell and for what vro

ㅤ mmhhhh... okay! ( he sits down next to her and rests his head on her shoulder. . . ) i am a bit hungry. ㅤ

ㅤ i know, i know... i love you too, sugarcube. ( * 💕 ) ㅤ

ㅤ i know how much you love your sweets, baby. you almost love them more than you love me. ㅤ

ㅤ obviously, i'd figured that. just thought it went without saying, y'know ㅤ

ㅤ so at home? ㅤ

ㅤ it's okay! i'm just glad that you're here now. :] ㅤ

ㅤ ( insert the sound barrier breaking like 20 times before he comes to a screeching halt directly in front of her. ) HI HI HELLO HEY HI :D ㅤ

ㅤ GAAAAAAAAAAAASP ㅤ

ㅤ where is my girlfriend bro ㅤ

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ㅤ yeah no vatis just straight up hates women. i like women but i'm not very emotionally intelligent ㅤ

ㅤ i don't mean it in the way vatis says it. women just confuse me sometimes ㅤ

ㅤ why are women so complicated sometimes ㅤ

ㅤ yes knocked loose you may have a banana ㅤ

ㅤ you saw it and just straight up decided not to pick it up to avoid slipping on it ㅤ

ㅤ :( but my nanners... ㅤ

ㅤ sure whatever ㅤ

ㅤ okay well now i just feel bad >:/ ㅤ

ㅤ yeah. yeahyeahyeah yeah bye ㅤ

ㅤ

ㅤ alright i'm tossing you out myself ㅤ

ㅤ get the fuck out of my house. ㅤ

ㅤ I AM IN THE SHOWER. DO YOU WANT ME TO STEP OUT BUTT ASS NAKED? ㅤ

ㅤ motherfucker you're in MY ABODE. WALKING THROUGH MY HALLS SLIPPING ON MY FLOOR. YOU KNEW THE PEEL WAS THERE. YOU CHOSE NOT TO PICK IT UP! ㅤ

ㅤ so you wouldn't fucking slip on it? ㅤ

ㅤ you could have picked it up? ㅤ

ㅤ shouldn't have slipped on a banana ㅤ

ㅤ haha stupid ㅤ

ㅤ mmmm banana ㅤ

ㅤ im zen. flourishing. unbothered. in my lane. ㅤ

ㅤ eating bananas in the shower to simulate the feeling of a monkey in the amazonian wilds during monsoon season ㅤ

ㅤ yeah. yeah yeah yeah. better not. ㅤ

ㅤ fuck's wrong with a hi-c ㅤ

ㅤ yurp... ㅤ

ㅤ i mean it's okay to think your own are better i don't really care ㅤ

ㅤ much appreciated ㅤ

ㅤ this is so true ㅤ

ㅤ it is within the realm of possibility ㅤ

ㅤ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ㅤ

ㅤ surprise me ㅤ