@donoteat.bsky.social I regret to inform you that they have killed one of your people.

And when the chips are really down, we could rely on Mark Carney to... Immediately fall into lockstep with the American bombing campaign.

Who could have guessed that this has turned horrific the instant they started?

"We cannot wait for the final proof, that may come in the form of a mushroom cloud."

Hello, creeping sunrise! Guess its just one of those nights when I can never get to sleep!

Damn, remember when the "historically successful" strikes "decimated" and "obliterated" Iran's nuclear capability? Like not even a year ago?

only way to describe what this is as intentional and targeted evil. they want to make it impossible for trans people to live. this is genocidal

@iwriteok.bsky.social The moment I realized you were going to tell the BTB audience about The Pedocaust, I audibly groaned. Good work

RIP Gordon Freecat, you were my first true champion.

People dont know that the Montreal Canadiens discovered Gigachad physiognomy decades before the rest of the world.

Extremely predictably, the right is trying to drum up a hate mob over the shooting in Rhode Island, blaming the existence of trans people and "the left" despite the shooter describing herself as "to the right of Hitler".

"Stop! Stop! He's already dead!"

I honestly think that the TPUSA event should have leaned in and had a real performance of "We Are Charlie Kirk". I would, in fact, have handed it to them.

I can now write the sentence "I have a nonbinary thief cat that has both fathered a child and given birth to one"

"Tired of your food being bland because you think seasoning food is effeminate? Well, I have a solution for you, brother!"

Man, I need to start up a side business grifting insecure chuds

Losing 4-0 and still having a .927 Sv%, I know the Olympics doesn't do the "three stars of the game" thing, but she earned it

Are you *kidding me*.

With all of the latest Epstein stuff, it's like he was an Egregore for everything wrong in the world.

What do you MEAN that one of the reasons Call of Duty sucks now is JEFFREY EPSTEIN!? This guys slimy little hands were EVERYWHERE.

A groundhog day reminder of the time Bill de Blasio killed NYCs special groundhog in front of school children

@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world Colton Burpo

In theater. So they think they’re at war.

They're calling me "the coziest man in the world"

You really do need to watch the video, this is the drunkest I’ve seen someone with a gun in a professional capacity

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Most nazis and most concentration camp guards went on to freely and openly live their lives and died peacefully in their beds.

New video is even more damning

Oh he died? That tends to happen when two guys mag dump into a guy laying on the ground.

Loki taking advantage of his natural camouflage again

It honestly really sucks that I can't watch a video of something really cool happening anymore and just accept that I watched something really rad. Now, every video has at least 25% odds of being ai generated.

Rumors are that ICE is headed to Philadelphia next.

it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this

So apparently the newest British psychosis is the invention of a purple haired conservative woman that they had to invent in their own minds? Do I have that correct?

If you DARE crack a smile while on the clock, Jeff Bezos will arrive to punish you personally

WEEEE.

I'm going to spend my afternoon listening to The Dollop and Lions Led By Donkeys episodes about Jade Helm and have a much darker laugh about it than I had when they first came out.

Trailer Park Boys predates ICE

Recent events are making me less conspiratorial. If the world order really was ruled by some guys who bring in every new president and make them watch the real killers angle of the JFK assassination, they would have definitely offed him by now.

I'm sorry Will Stancil, I was not familiar with your game.

SHE ACTUALLY DID. HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAGGAGAGGAGAHAHHAHAHAAA

So is Machado going to give Trump her Nobel Peace Prize?

The only silver lining to the Minneapolis ICE sweeps is the slapstick comedy of watching a bunch of ICE morons slipping on the ice.

Some intrepid journalist should really ask the current Canadian government what should be done about the American DHS knowingly hiring a bunch of Proud Boys, which Canada had listed as a terrorist organization in 2021.

ICE Federal Agent Enrique Tarrio, wow.

I had to double-check that this was real, and it sure is.

I grew up reading compilation collections of Dilbert, as early as 11 years old. Bye Scott Adams, too bad you spent the last several years of your life being a smug, racist, annoying dickhead.

Bad news: Work truck is stuck in the snow. Worse news: The earliest eta we could find is 4.5 hours. Good news: I am paid by the hour.

I would never accuse the Iraqi Army of being well trained or using a lot of restraint. And yet in Mosul I came to expect more discretion from the average Iraqi soldier than U.S. cops who have never taken incoming fire.

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