The only silver lining to the Minneapolis ICE sweeps is the slapstick comedy of watching a bunch of ICE morons slipping on the ice.

Some intrepid journalist should really ask the current Canadian government what should be done about the American DHS knowingly hiring a bunch of Proud Boys, which Canada had listed as a terrorist organization in 2021.

ICE Federal Agent Enrique Tarrio, wow.

I had to double-check that this was real, and it sure is.

I grew up reading compilation collections of Dilbert, as early as 11 years old. Bye Scott Adams, too bad you spent the last several years of your life being a smug, racist, annoying dickhead.

Bad news: Work truck is stuck in the snow. Worse news: The earliest eta we could find is 4.5 hours. Good news: I am paid by the hour.

I would never accuse the Iraqi Army of being well trained or using a lot of restraint. And yet in Mosul I came to expect more discretion from the average Iraqi soldier than U.S. cops who have never taken incoming fire.

BREAKING NEWS:

I can't imagine being frightened of Renee Good.

My fellow very online former CAF members, it is my great pleasure to inform you that SlappyMCGarglenutz has plead guilty for his crimes.

Just now learning that the designer of the Gadsden Flag (Don't Tread On Me) was a slave owner. Incredible work, no notes.

The Colorado Avalanche.

If only there was a term for federal police who wear masks and whose identities must be kept secret

she’s lying, obviously. we can see the video with our own eyes. but it’s so interesting that they’re suddenly so willing to believe a car is a deadly weapon when they ignored the 100 documented instances of right wingers hitting protesters with their cars in 2020.

Jesus Christ, you might want to change the format slightly for this one, Wikipedians.

Is there any state that the second Trump administration hates more than Minnesota?

They're forming a team.

I wonder what Luigi Mangione said to Nicolas Maduro?

Also, one more big shoutout to Bluesky, where I try to add alt text, and it tells me the image can't be loaded. Then I remove the alt text, and suddenly, its fine. Really knocking it out of the park.

Further developments on this:

"We stand with Greenland, and we stand w our close partners whose threats are making this statement necessary in the first place"

I still can't comprehend that the president of Polands name is actually Donald Tusk. That should be a gimmick account that has 6 viral posts per year

Suddenly tempted to fire up my copy of Mercenaries 2 for no reason at all

I think I've seen this movie before

Trump and Miller need an extralegal lacuna, like the “General Government”, to deport people to with no courts or rights, and have found it in Venezuela

Bush Jr. was a more subtle actor on the world stage than this.

So uh, did America just abduct a sovereign head of state??

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

Oh damn, who could have seen that coming. Reprehensible piece of human filth.

As a connoisseur of the unhinged, I have dipped onto Twitter for a few hours over the last couple of days. Grok has gone every bit as insane as you have heard, if not more so.

*looks at the news* how many times has Iran "risen up against their oppresors" only for it to fizzle/be stomped out over the decades?

This might be the coolest weapon I have ever seen.

I just remembered that there was once a Canadian Gundam. They called it the "Lumber Gundam"

It's amazing how often and how reliably the "black people are taking your money!!" play works.

The unabashed lover of dictatorial power and real man amongst men is undergoing surgery because he has hiccups

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Thankfully, Brady Tkachuk evolved to have a skull that resists bludgeoning damage

I do not know what to do with this information

So, what are the Vegas odds that Trump is going to announce some kind of regime change move on Venezuela?

I feel like calling everything "slop" has gotten so overapplied that it's going to have a sharp decline in use soon.

@benstarr.bsky.social Choo choo.

Dropping your free "thank you" content in your GOTY acceptance speech is so boss.

I watched the video so you don't have to. He really said that. We are so cooked, man.

*checks twitter* The site is currently a massive war rally.

One day, I will defeat Simon. But it is not this day.

Found this in Calvin's bowl this morning. I'm very disappointed. I'm going to make him smoke the whole pack so he learns his lesson.

Latest Behind the Bastards: The first half is like "An interesting look into the inner thoughts of a fairly average slave owner." The back half is "The depths of cruelty that occurs when people hold absolute power for too long are without limit".

I didn't have "Canada announces the creation of the Volkssturm" on my bingo card, but here we are