working on my summer bog body

feeling dysphoric about liking Cameron Winter

they should make a Shower Rack that doesn’t so Elbows (first thought after hitting elbow on shower rack)

sock, the “condom of the foot,”

Marjorie: The Greenening

i’m going into battle

had a dream that I opened a packet of organic chewing gum and it smelled like rotting squid meat so then I read the ingredients: Rot, Squid Meat, Organic Cane Sugar so then I read the label: Rotten Squid Meat Chewing Gum (all-natural!)

going onto the dark web (turning on incognito mode)

2:53 - end: some of the greatest music I’ve ever heard. Rest gently, Brian Wilson.

I wrote about Los Angeles and violence. newrepublic.com/article/1963...

i found it: the worst take

guy 1: [says something emphatically] guy 2: [repeats it back to him verbatim] guy 1: “couldn’t have said it better myself.”

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Big Bird is a doll

will powers is a eugenicist

for office — #1 worst way to run, hands down

aground, ragged, in circles — all serious contenders for the top five

afoul, too, terrible way to run

roughshod is also up there

amok is one of the top five worst ways to run

working on my summer bog body

friends with consequences

I’m like Bartholomew and the Oobleck if Bartholomew Cubbins were a transsexual and the Oobleck were coming from within

mr. Tambourine man is one of the least relatable songs of all time because he says “i’m not sleepy.” good night

who’s up wielding her Delicious Claymore of Freedom?

just a normal Tuesday night for me tbh

in the stadium. straight up “Björking it”. and by “it,” haha, well. let’s justr say. My paramore

WE ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WE WILL WIN

i have no thumbs but i must post

good morning blueskies

Oops! Introvert Went Home Between Plans And Now She’s Home

seems like everything’s great!

new hat

In what might be the logical endpoint of American Zionism, the Heritage Foundation has declared that pro-Palestinian activism is not just antisemitic, but is in fact a shadowy global conspiracy … led by Jews. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

gooning on the psychic plane

ethel cain for pope

Getting absolutely bodied by the built-in iPhone journaling app today

thrifted these carhartt corduroys yesterday, they shall henceforth be referred to as my “ass pants”

“have you heard of Animal Collective? they’re kinda like The Wiggles”

I want a liberal amount of Mac n Cheese. It’s the exact same as a conservative amount, but I want to be praised for pretending to be upset about how much I’m taking.

should I be proud or ashamed of this pun

🌄⛰️⛰️⛰️ ⛰️🏃🏻‍♀️⛰️⛰️ ⛰️⛰️ 💬holy shit 🪨🫷😰 is that Kate Bush 💦 💬yeah man 🕷️ she’s always doing that 💦 ah shit I fell again

what’s a sick girl to do but post hot selfies from when she wasn’t sick

three layers for a lesbian sex party