My Spanish is very limited, and by that I mean I can only say, “Where is the bathroom?” and I know most of the lyrics to "DtMF" by Bad Bunny.

Gamers will say “ugh look at this gooner bait” And it’s just a normal woman in a swimsuit skin. I swear I’m so over puritans.

M-Dwag likes my Bluesky post, can you say the same?

I hate my hometown so much. Stupid Raw milk mouth breathers.

unfortunately hunter biden is very funny

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and start blaming the planets.

does hrt unlock double jump or is it something you get as soon as you select that class (woman)

My wife is pretty. Ty for your attention.

Marx did consider I would be laid off for TWO steam summer sales in a row.

wh40k gives me anxiety. that's way too many dolls i cannot accept that much responsibility

“Is the back of my head clocky?” Now lives rent free in my head.

IYKYK. Estrogen and wine slaps. 🍷

the average TERF origin story is indistinguishable from a psychological break from reality

Everytime I visit a major city I’m reminded how much I enjoy them. Philly, Chicago, NYC, Boston, Seattle, etc. They all have there little charm and I makes me want to move.

I just think they're neat

LinkedIn: “the best time is being laid off from a job and starting another.” ^ this person has never had to skip a meals for not having enough money in the bank.

I thought I could do this but idk. I hate that I have to wear a suit for being in the wedding party. I look fucking stupid.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Welcome to round one of waking up after a dream of missing the train... Probably a metaphor for losing my job due to the economy/ Ai in a company restructuring.

tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

newsom's chud aura farming being 100% downstream of trying to retain the respect of his groyper son is probably the saddest thing i've ever realized

I want to draw again…I’m unsure if I should get a wacom movink 11 or the Samsung s10 lite/FE.

I fucking hate men.

feels pertinent

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

*Lace crys* Me: have you been blessed with the blood of Christ? Do you think you deserve food?” *cries again*

mom says it's my turn with the religious psychosis

“I’ve been working out, eating healthy, losing weight in a sustainable way!” ✨🔔t a c o b e l l 🔔✨

Stuck in a two hour AI meeting. I just keep daydreaming of a paver patio and sitting out there in the golden hour light.

how did people figure out when easter was before the internet?

kristi noem seeing her husbands massive tits

The CMO at my job thinks figma is old and no one uses it. They want to just make ChatGPT to do it all.

Fuck the Supreme Court.

Damn, no faves bingo here.

I beat resident evil 9, it was amazing! I loved the balance of horror and ridiculous action. Only think I didn’t love? I missed ONE Mr. Raccoon throphy. 🦝😭

I love that when every one says “oh and we can sleep in” My body says “GREAT! you will wake up at 7am”

I was gendered correctly for the first time at my favorite Sushi bar.🍣 Probably by mistake but I’ll take it ✨

if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings

Happy Sunday. Don't get bogged down by the bullshit. 🤘🏼

When I die and go to heaven. I hope god makes my house out of old bay. I’ll just be licking the walls for eternity.

It's interesting how The Daily Wire attacks the idea that gender is a performance when their sets are all about gender performance. Look at the aesthetics here — the cigars and crystal decanter with Japanese whiskey, the black dress shirt, the tight suit with two-toned double monks and tie bar ...

If we survive this maybe it goes into the constitution that if a president justifies every decision with "people are saying," "I've heard" and "what I'm being told" they are immediately removed from office

The 10 pm time slots are killing me. *cries in east coast*

If you see this, share your Smash Bros main It’s Samus, Young Link, or Zelda if I need to win.

Ngl, resident evil requiem has been really fun. But damn I realized Resident Evil really is one of my favorite franchises.

Happy Women's Day!