My most jingoistic belief is that in the year of our Lord 2026 Americans no longer require British people to call soccer games. MLS has existed for 30 years. We can stop pretending like we need the English to do play by play.

Does Pochettino know you get to sub players?

I have watched every season of this show. I could not tell you how a single one of the murders was resolved, and I am quite sure that all of them had some pretty wonky plot nonsense behind the mysteries, and I don't care because it's just a reliably fun two months with a great cast every time

When my favorite NFL analyst says the thing I’m most excited about regarding my team

Anytime Tannenbaum speaks:

I know TV production isn’t there forte, but cutting the audio out every time they stop talking on the Artemis coverage is kinda eerie.

“Bad basketball in March is a travesty. Everybody knows the bad basketball should be played in April.”

Football players struggle to beat the allegations…

@surber.bsky.social excellent theme song this morning on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

I know he'll probably end up as a head coach somewhere, and I don't even think we would replace our OC at the moment, but if he is burned out and needs a year off: David Tepper, time to give him all the money to come be an analyst for a year. Give him a godfather offer. #Panthers

Amen.

I love the NFC South and all its inherent messiness, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

HANG THE BANNER.

Always remember CJ Henderson is garbage.

Make a freaking shot #Deacs

Every bad run defense rep by Panthers it seems like there’s Scott whiffing

Nick Scott still getting snaps for the Panthers is a good argument against imposter syndrome.

Baker Mayfield owed that to Panthers fans

the bryce young contract year will tear society apart

True celebrants hold ACC existential dread in their hearts all year round

Woke up this morning back to being bitter about what this jerk forced on the Panthers

What the hell is this Canales

3 interceptions and somehow it feels like they just confirm Panthers have no chance tonight. Asking for Bama Bryce two weeks in a row was too much it seems. #keeppounding

Ekwonu. Sigh. #keeppounding

Hey #Panthers fans, did you know that McCaffrey used to play for us? Because it appears to be 90% of Joe Buck’s pregame notes.

Go Deacs!

@davehelman.bsky.social @robertmays.bsky.social @qbklass.bsky.social love TAFS (save Derrick’s B Young athleticism slander). Small complaint: the chapter markers that identify time stamps on discussion topics are way off, to the point of sending you to the beginning of an entirely separate topic.

Glorious victory against UNC tonight. #godeacs

What the heck was that last possession by Wake

Leave it to Reddit to solve the Bryce Young conundrum for the Panthers. #keeppounding www.reddit.com/r/panthers/s...

On days like today it’s useful to remember what this asshole took from Panthers fans. #keeppounding

@alexkirshner.com talk to your children about bowl-eligible Wake Forest

Does Marqus Marion practice with the offense or just defense? Every time he touches the ball he looks like a new born fawn. #godeacs

These first two Wake 🏀 games have not filled me with the warm fuzzies. Don’t want to hit the panic button yet, but we’ve got to be better if Forbes is going to be employed in Winston 12 months from now.

Why would any OC do anything other than throw it at Rozeboom? #panthers

Refs have strong main character energy tonight. Not good. #GoDeacs

It would be totally cool with me if Hernandez stopped returning punts. #godeacs

Just canceled YouTubeTV bc of ESPN blackout. I don’t know who is “right,” but Google ought to realize that what is fundamental to cable subscriptions in 2025 is that they have ESPN sports rights, not that they come through the same company as my Gmail. This seems obvious to me, but oh well.

Fuck yeah Panthers

Just imagine how good he’d be if he was athletic.

@qbklass.bsky.social hey Derrik long time first time. Sitting in traffic leaving game, and wondered is able bodied Bryce Young running for TDs and leading team to 30-0 ass whooping still less athletic than Brock Purdy? Thanks I’ll hang up and listen @robertmays.bsky.social in case Derrik misses this

The #Panthers have now started 0-2 6 of the last 7 seasons. Fun.

Leave Evero in Jacksonville. #keeppounding

Excited to read the Panthers coverage tomorrow talking about how it’s a long season and Carolina did show some heart in second half to only lose by 7-10 points.

1/34th through another Panthers season.

@camlemons.bsky.social more productive than my whining: what do you see as being the major problem with the offense?