Being radically pro kid doesn’t just mean being on the side of easy kids, or well adjusted kids. Im radically pro kid because I don’t want anyone, even and especially the government, talking about anyones kids like they’re trash.

The thing about being neurodivergent is that I Like It. What I don’t like is that the world imposes numerous taxes on me for being like this. I don’t view it as a Me problem.

Listen to me when I tell you that’s it’s not THE reason to have children but being autistic and loving movies and having a kid who is autistic and loves movies is one of the best things to ever happen to me in my whole damn life

I’m joining the war on autism on the side of autism

They’re okay with you not taking Tylenol and having a high fever, potentially leading to miscarriage or death, because they don’t want you to reproduce anyway. It’s eugenics.

Does 🍊 think there are autism specialists who live in the Amish community just going “man I’m so bored it’s so weird I have this job but no one is even displaying a hint of autism?”

People are questioning why T&T have so much more security and what could have happened. She has MULTIPLE stalkers, you think they took her engagement as a sign to back off?

WE GOT A CHICKEN EGG FINALLY WE GOT THESE BIRDS IN APRIL AND FINALLY HAVE AN EGG THE RAPTURE CAN’T HAPPEN ON TUESDAY I’M FINALLY A FARM GIRL

I got hurt at work on Friday and while it was mostly embarassing and heartbreaking rather than painful what really helped me move through it was Mr. Jo going out of his way to make sure I felt loved and cared for and seen. Get yourself a man who holds you up and believes in you!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- when I did autism assessments for children there would always come a moment where a parent would say “that sounds like me though” and I’d just stare at them until they figured it out.

People have ALWAYS said “don’t go against The Mouse you’ll always lose”. I want Disney to remember it’s one of the largest corporations to ever exist on planet Earth and treat 🍊 like a bothersome fly. Grow some balls Mickey.

When you accidentally unmask in front of neurotypical and realize you said something too weird

There’s going to be a scene in Doomsday where Reed Richards with his cunty little eyebrows is going to turn to Bucky and say that there is a grave threat coming, and he needs to speak with the heroes of 616. And the silence before Bucky explains is going to kill me.

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

The most me I ever feel is around other neurodiverse people. I don’t have to worry about repeating phrases because I like the way they sound or how my eyes bounce around the room when I talk and my need to overexplain dies down because I know I’ll be understood.

How do you answer your phone

“And if that is what that does to a grown man’s neck IMAGINE what it does to a kids body!” Just say you haven’t been paying attention to Palestine this entire time.

GET ‘EM LIZ!!

Beware of people who say we shouldn’t celebrate when bigots and tyrants die.

I got one of those fashion subscription boxes and I don’t know how to explain that when I say “under $50” I mean $20 not $45.

This smile and then I say “sure”

Doctors I trust more than RFK jr.

RFK jr cannot handle the fact that someone wanted to knock my hot autistic ass up MULTIPLE times

Okay what are we packing for lunches for ourselves I’m already out of ideas

Hi everyone good morning my almost seven year old is telling everyone who will listen that while other children grow in their mom’s tummy’s, he grew from an egg.

Graham Greene has died. A Canadian acting icon, he earned an Oscar nomination for his role as Kicking Bird in Dances With Wolves. He also won a Grammy, Gemini and Canadian Screen Award, along with the Governor General's Performing Arts Award. He also earned a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.

My son has been asking for a phone for awhile and we’ve always told him he would not be getting a phone with every bell and whistle because managing that is a skill no kid should be asked to learn on the fly.

When our working families are strong, Minnesota is strong. That’s why we’ve established paid leave, expanded the right to collectively bargain, and why we’re investing in the projects creating the union jobs of the future.   Happy Labor Day, Minnesota.

In the past ten hours one of our chickens has died, one of my kids has thrown up everywhere, and a dog threw up.

It was fun to live in a Shrodingers cat universe where he might have been dead, even for a few hours.

It would be WILDLY inappropriate to the point of license suspension or revocation if I went up to a family at an airport and said “hi I’m a special educator and autism consultant and I’ve been watching your kid for five minutes I am diagnosing them with a disorder” RFKjr is TRASH TRASH TRASH

They’re gunna say it’s fluoride in the water and ban it and my autistic kid who was conceived, grown, and born in a town that does not fluoridate their water is just gunna be standing there like

I made a plan…a deal… a vow if you will… to watch Thunderbolts with y’all when it came to Disney+. That day has arrived. Let’s do it!

Minnesota is heartbroken. From the officers responding, to the clergy and teachers providing comfort, to the hospital staff saving lives, we will get through this together. Hug your kids close.

Me: spends $150 on lighting for my classroom. Me: spends $100 on break space items for my classroom. Me: spends $50 on first aid supplies and stickers and baskets for my classroom. Me: mmm, $25 is a lot for preworkout…

Imagine being SO famous that the WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE congratulates you on your engagement!

“A lot of people are saying” is page one of the mean girl book. It’s an easy way to paint yourself as simply the holder of information, rather than the person disseminating rumors. There’s never a lot of people, it’s always just the mean girl.

I’ve never gotten more “dO yOu HaVe CoRtIsOl FaCe?!” suggested posts than since I started working out consistently.

I knew an ex-Olympic athlete who was part of a state-sponsored Eastern Bloc doping program and he was shocked by the dosages of testosterone his cop buddies were taking. All these guys are loaded up on strip-mall TRT, resentment, and white Monsters.

One week back (no students yet) and I’ve already started buying things for my classroom 😂😂😂

Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.

Banned Toni Morrison’s Pulitzer Prize winner novel “Beloved” tells the true story of Margaret Garner who chose to kill her daughter rather than let slave owners drag her back to slavery. It was an act of love. If you can’t understand that you can’t speak about the horrors of slavery.

I flew too close to the “my kids are grown” sun everyone… Please know you will need to bring wipes so much longer than you think you should.

Okay fine I’ll get back into sourdough FOR TAYLOR

How can you tell that summer is ending? Observe the teacher, in her unnatural environment of home without classroom responsibilities, desperately trying to finish all the laundry before she starts work on Monday.

I still feel a way w about people claiming America doesn’t know how bad it gets , by showing non Black people from other countries When the same outlets pushing that nonsense made sure to stop Black women from being heard “Americans” just means you never thought Black people were American

If you want to know why the rates of diagnosis related to Autism has increased over time ... The simple answer is that awareness, understanding, and acceptance of Autism has increased over time. #RemoveRFK

One thing I really like about being a runner is that even though I’ve been working eyes open to eyes closed so I haven’t been able to go for a run since I did my race a week and a half ago, I’m still a runner 🏃🏻‍♀️