My phone must know I’m flying tomorrow because every social media app is like “Here’s a plane falling out of the sky.”

Kids these days will never understand keeping your head down in class to write fanfic. Then staying up late at home to complete the finishing touches. Then transcribing it for the internet.

I keep trying to write literary fiction, but I’m too horny for this.

Today I learned the difference between “immanent” and “imminent.” immanent: existing or operating within imminent: about to happen

Here are the first lines of my novel-in-progress that I keep putting down but can’t walk away from.

MS Word corrected my sloppily typed “diagnosed” to “dragonized.”

I have 9 new poems in @bryanborland.bsky.social’s revival of Assaracus! 😈⛓️

One stripe for you, two stripes for me 😋

A student hit on me while I was in the work bathroom washing my lunch dishes, and I think it was an experience we’d both like to take back.

A memoir essay of mine has found a home with Aesterion! “About how she does coke. About how it tastes like salt. About how you can get seizures from doing it. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die. About how she could die.” www.aesterion.com/fall-2025-1

Relieved the evangelicals will be gone today for the sake of the housing crisis. Affordable housing is upon us!

October 18 is going to be the largest peaceful protest in American history. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave — but if we want to be free, then we’ve got to be brave. Find your local event: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings

Everything is bad, but books are good. Get a book. Read the book. Cherish the book. Finish the book. Tell your friends about the book, and leave a review of the book. Hold the book close. Listen to what it tells you. Do as it commands. Place it on the dread altar and let it guide your every choice.

VA state employees received this email in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s death. Did you in other states receive something similar?

The homosexual urge to talk to female colleagues like we’ve been besties for years.

At dinner last night my Cap bf asked me what my goals are for the rest of the year.

Building Assaracus Issue 26, the return issue of our journal of #gaypoetry & #queerpoetry My philosophy: IF YOU ARE NOT QUEER / QUEER #POETRY IS NOT YOUR SAFE SPACE / YOU ARE STILL WELCOME BUT YOUR COMFORT IS NOT OUR PRIORITY / OUR SURVIVAL IS Disturb / Enrapture Coming in October.

Brevity is now open for submissions! 📣 We are currently reading personal essays of 750 words or fewer in any style or subgenre. Writers whose perspectives have been traditionally underrepresented in publishing are especially encouraged to submit! Guidelines: brevity.submittable.com/submit

“The history of #art, whether it's in #music or written or what have you, has always been bloody, because dictators and people in office and people who want to control and deceive know exactly the people who will disturb their plans.” (2/3) #poetry #film #booksky

Don’t know if any of you academics on here know that Instructure (Canvas LMS) made a global partnership with OpenAI. You can create assessment in which students can engage with LLM. Faculty at large already struggle with AI in the online classroom. Call your CETL office for help! 😬

Was informed by my closest friends I’m not “nice” ???

The more I hear about friends’ experience with literary agents, the less I want one.

Please, I’m just an organism responding to stimuli. Don’t expect too much.

Personally, I love when a novel opens with a philosophical statement about class, sisterhood, or whatever. Lay it on thick.

Issue 10 is on the way! Full cover reveal coming soon 👀

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

My monthly writing workshop is what’s keeping me going this year.

Pre-order!! 😍😍

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Writing poems again. Send help. Send anything.

Things I taught my therapist yesterday: • Party drugs • Circuit parties • Gay cruises • Guided ketamine trips • Open relationship dynamics • describing spiritual shit as “woo woo”

A friend said she didn’t understand my outfit and I said you don’t need to understand art to be moved by it

Dating a Capricorn man looks like this: - Hey babe. Picked up dinner. Thought you could use a break. Cap: 👍🏼 - Call me later. Have a good day! Cap: Will do. - I made dinner reservations at 6:30. Movie at 8, then meeting the boys at 10:30 at Babes. Cap: My little planner!! 😍😍😍

“Normality is the creepiest madness there is.”

My mom passed 5 years ago today. Two years afterward, I felt her presence so deeply almost like she was nagging me. I could barely function, so I went to a medium to see what was going on with her. She said, “Your mother is worried about you. She also wants to know if the cat is okay.” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I hope none of my friends ever ask me what they need to work on in therapy.

Dating men is like hiring someone who used ChatGPT to write their resume.

I wrote a song 🖤 andrewhahn.bandcamp.com/track/tree-s...

Every man I date somehow has a RECKONING and stops just shy of an emotional breakdown. So, you’ve been warned.

It is amazing how men won’t learn anything no matter how long they’re alive.

I’ve had the worst week I’ve had in a long time, but I did something with it. 🎶🌲

I only ever had girl friends, so I have a strong female-friendship-leaning tendencies, and it’s never more clear than when I hang out with straight guys, which I did the other week and I felt like I was in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. Like, what are you doing, diva? Why are you shouting?

My brother sent me a song and said “the vibes are immaculate,” and it’s literally Kesha shouting “I just got a brand new car. Hose me down at the trailer park.”

One thing about me is I’m writing a song about you.

The way I need an alien encounter rn is unreal

But soon I will be a menace to society 😏

Bf and I kinda broke up out of nowhere. It sucks that you can do everything right and love deeper than you ever have and the rug can still be ripped from underneath you bc of issues out of your control.

I’m 34 today, which means I have done the one thing Jesus couldn’t do. 🥰

hey new followers! I wrote a gay memoir about death, violence, murder, and horror movies (and family struggles, coming of age, etc) that some cool and trustworthy people wrote nice things about! I'd be honored if you picked up a copy, and maybe even left a review somewhere!

Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check. What I’m saying is we can go harder.