Oprah SOTU YOU GET A PARDON YOU GET A PARDON YOU GET A PARDON YOU GET A PARDON YOU GET A PARDON YOU GET A PARDON YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON AND WHILE I’M AT IT, I’LL PARDON MYSELF

Let’s try castration first. To be more “progressive” or “conservative,” depending on our own state of progress and direction. Chemical at first, failing that, Lorena Bobbitt derangement syndrome.

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When you have cats, you're never lonely in the bathroom.

Georgia State Election Board finds evidence that Elon Musks America PAC committed voter fraud www.reddit.com/r/businesstr...

We’re living in The Twilight Zone.

We have always lived in the Twilight Zone. It was called Plato’s Cave at one time but that name was taken.

I asked Oldest, Gen Z, if he knew who Bill Clinton’s VP was. He did not. He DID know who Al Gore was. The guy who had the election stolen by the Supreme Court. Also the climate change guy. I found that interesting.

Talib and Omar walked out.

“Affordability” is the euphemistic placeholder for our poor, but saner politicians. More socially equitable? Not quite the dirty“S”word but creeping truthyism. Socialism is Republicanism. Plato said no Republic could or would survive without RELATIVE EQUALITY of property. Here to Deprogram cultists.

Ahh, a public speaker!

Donald Trump is bubble boy

Honored to be in the same room with you because my bone spurs kept me out of the fox hole you were in.

He often confused some film roles with actual combat he never saw. Donald Trump was not the first Spokesmodel TINPOTUS. It was Ronnie

Please shut the fuck up!

The Jews control the film n media! It happens, when it’s the only job available to us Hymies!

Operation Hebrew Hammer! youtu.be/V7FD2xIS1yo?...

I’ve done a little marriage family and child counseling. All parties should contact divorce attorneys for a dissolution of this marriage, irreconcilable differences. Preferable to Texas law, divorced by gunfire.

State of the Disunion. First and last, we hope. He says “never seen anything like it” often about things no one has ever seen.

Trump is a violent and dangerous. Repeat offender who should be put behind bars and made to stay there. Well, Mr. President, finally something we can agree upon.

Drinking game “Beautiful young woman” Well call you an Uber. If only others would die instantly on my command

First Lady’s Impact. She killed the dinosaurs 🦕 and her flatulence finished off the little ones.

No one really cares with clothes on. Manners make the clothes that makes the man, or woman.

Based on historical accounts, the chant "2-4-6-8, who can we assassinate" was associated with protests in the early 1970s, specifically regarding the Vietnam War, and in some cases, was used by protestors referencing President Richard Nixon or local police.

Now is a good time to invest in the personal defense and offense industry.

Hey, dipshits! The bank that holds the note, owns that land your single family jail cell is situated on is a fucking CORPORATION!

What accommodations are available? The Homeless Shelter I’m in only sees stars when I knock the other inmates out

Trump plagiarized this Nazi for his SOTU youtu.be/X3tVDdwgPrA?...

Getting up and down to get the clap is the first exercise some of these shitstains get. They’d hire an illegal to do it for them, but it’s illegal.

Thanks, media, you bunch of twat waffles. You did this.

I have nothing good to say, so I come here to praise and bury myself. Take that, Shakespeare! Lame Cluck

Lame Mandarin Candidate

Lame Cluck

When the SOTU Degenerates into cheerleading, the Republic is dead. I blame George Bush, the secret crush of Nicolle Wallace and the futility of conservative compassion. The only passion that bunch of freaks were concerned with, power and wealth. It’s okay, sweetie.

No comment while the mask is on

“No one can believe what they are watching.” Donald Trump, SOTU, 2026 If only it was a leap year, I’d defenestrate myself

Does his cotton candy rug look pink? Is it the lighting?

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I could be wrong, but First Slut Remains seated when honored. Protocol unless a man. She might be a man.

Let’s get on this right away! One quid pro quo I must be supreme ruler of the lower PNW. It will just be titular. I’ll be on permanent vacation

Glad you had so much fun with this Jesse. Here is my rebuttal. #20newprovinces youtu.be/zg5wgji6DXk?...

Little Marco couldn’t get his lifts back from Gov. DeSantis. He’s tiny. They both are.

You should know that Le Petomane is still more popular than Trump, even more popular than Jerry Lewis is today in France

Gaslighting, lies and narcissism.

Jeffrey liked to see his own face when making love to Donald’s backside. All narcissists do.