me with literally any other task: this better go exactly to plan and on time so help me god or im gonna lose it me getting clothes out of the dryer: why the fuck aren't you wet? do i not turn you on enough? pls don't make me fold you...

based on a convo i had with my gf

Another Community Request brought to life - More Faepod Sizes! The Original 3" - 4" - 5" options really needed in-between sizes, and we had multiple requests for a Sm-Medium size in particular! We've also expanded to four 3pc Set Options and even a full 5pc Set - only at SquidlyCo.com! 🎉 #dongsky

this might be a controversial opinion but i think Cinnamoroll's favorite song would be Big Dawgs by Hanumankind and Kalmi

me and my gfs butch/femme lighters

aquaduct? yeah bro that's where he lives

did yall know you can get dysentery from eating ass?? this is not known from personal experience rather a late night google search you must know.

New Item 2 of 4 for the next drop...ya'll aren't ready for this cake. 👀😂🙌 #dongsky #starfish

accidentally made a found footage short film

i wanna get arrested solely to have a cunty mugshot

Boyfriend playing botw for the first time

babybels are so good but the outer skin is so weird and gross to eat

the original pocket camp widget still works despite the game being shutdown for over a year now, and i really needed this one today

please help me lose weight* what is wrong with my diet?? breakfast: 2 big ass bowls of spaghetti lunch: 4 wendy's 4 for 4s dinner: 24 pack of pacificos *note i am not willing to change my diet or exercise at all

rolled the dice and got artist choice for the pour color and was so pleasantly surprised and impressed. this blobby especially is so gorg!!! thx @squidlyco.com !!

girl idgaf that ur on ur period i'm iron deficient lemme eat you out

don't be mad! i can't go to work cuz im too busy being puppy *lights go out* hehe puppy didn't pay the electrical bill *shotgun blast*

God I'd be so good as a pet

Make me bark for you~ :3 #gay #furry #nsfw

lemme bite ya

Starry night 🌌

it's so joever yall i took a career aptitude test and it told me i should be a DJ

maybe you should spend less time playing amateur detective of your mutuals kinks and more time looking for a gd job

bro if i was paul walker and i died in a car crash cause i was going really fast i would be so mad. some might even say furious.

can we stop lazily throwing around accusations towards trans women and start actually gaf about the fact our president is a child sex trafficker & serial rapist

i'm too freaky to shave my head

This werewolf looks good in vampire’s clothes ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

i've been wearing a strap on for almost 24 hours now. call that dykemaxxing

if ur a bisexual woman and ur not literally pegging ur boyfriend i dont want to hear that ur relationship is queer

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i didn't know what to get my stepdad for christmas so i just gave him some dab from my stash and we turn around for two seconds to open more gifts and he's already smoking that shit. we didn't even see him get the rig out. i guess i knew him better than i thought lmao.

a kpop fan just commented "Sakuya approved" on my guestbook on my blog with this image and i feel like a foreign soldier being knighted by a king in a strange and peculiar kingdom

i love stimming like a literal dog. just gnawing on shit and snarling. having a great time while also scaring people a bit.

the baddest bitches you know are overstimulated as hell by their outfit

⋆꙳·❅*Stocking Stuffer*❆·꙳⋆ Hehe it's almost Christmas, and I had to share my pretty lights~ Would you want to see me wrapped up under your tree?

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i gooned so hard this morning i think i need a blood transfusion

they should make classical music fun and by fun i mean hardcore drugs and violence you know something for the ladies

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don't talk to me marbles is dead

idk if i've posted this before but it needs to be said. one time i was driving with my mom and gf and there was a cybertruck and my mom pointed at it and said "it looks like a rhombus of some sort" and that has entered me and my gfs vernacular like it's common slang.

girl who's a fucking slut for headpats

And our drop is live everyone! Good luck on your hunts! We will be back in the shop, making and shipping everything first thing on Friday! 😁 And or course reposts always help!

Leviathans 💚 #tentacle

Ur tits. Let me suck on them

Would u help me get the tentacle all the way in?

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