it's summer, you know what that means, my gf is grilling with her boobs out

they need to make a period tracking app for freakish disgusting perverts

Tequila sunrise 🌅

starting a collecting of the memes pinterest suggests me

my new profile is for summer i love themeing it with the seasons. can't wait to go to the beach a ton :>

methinks i'm gonna change my profile theme

areolae tattoos but they're lipstick marks

mirror mirror on the wall why's my thigh stuck to my balls

mantra

(@awlivv.bsky.social)

15 hot cocoas and some sluts to share them with

put your paws on me!

pretty kitty <3

im still struggling to afford food on my own until i can grocery shop on Wednesday ,,,, :< My chronic pain has wiped the floor with me once again. anything helps and would be greatly appreciated <3

A trans top who chokes you out in a hot and sexy and consensual way? 🖤😘

i'm killing myself tmw

how would the symbiote from spiderman react to HRT

Nothing like a glowy cow! 🤩

being a lesbian is so gender affirming

Mr.Beast voice: we paid TEN PEOPLE! to commit seppuku live on camera and we're giving a TEN DOLLAR Arby's gift card to whoever survives!

Just got this ad on pinterest for a hotel that looks like it's from a Saw movie

i need a new tattoo or piercing asap

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turns out we've had a raccoon living in our crawlspace and we gotta drop about $900 on trapping and prevention because the house has so many access points. we then gotta call a plumber to replace a vent on our roof because it's been broken. i just got laid off, please help. bsky.app/profile/t4tc...

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

things you should never say to a trans man: "let's unpack that" um that's his penis. leave it alone.

August 2025 vs. March 2026 getting over ur eating disorder rewards you with hella ass 🗣️🗣️🗣️

i'm the type of schizophrenic where i'm like "a gemini just followed me... what does this mean for the economy?"

bought a septum online and i think i misunderstood the diameter measurement cause this is insane

horny ass wordle

Even if you pass out the machine won't stop... (with @bruisecollector.bsky.social & Vespa reflectivedesire.com/videos/suck-...

men are always talking about how much they want to fuck milfs but then they hate Skylar White

how is lana del rey able to still hit those high notes when shes ripping the vape like jk rowling

#shibari #kinbaku #bondage #ropebondage #绳艺 #捆绑 #縛り #緊縛 #拘束

ya know what's crazy? there are three-four year olds rn who can walk/talk and have no memory of the pandemic. full fledged human beings with no memory of that, let alone what life was like before.

they should make a vape that administers an electric shock if you hit it while you're sick

having an almond mom means that she brings you an elderberry tincture instead of decongestant when ur sick. what the fuck is this shit and why is actually working? sounds like some shit a wood elf would bring to his fairy rave

i know the rates are more like 3-25%, but the studies showing that 50% of people with schizophrenia have autism are more accurate to the people i've met irl. we are the tism gang.

i may be somewhat mistaken but if i have the translation right its metal as fuck that neutral/neo pronouns in dutch is literally "die"

was googling some tips to help with my head cold rn and for some reason the top 10 google autofill results were all some variation of "WHAT TO DO IF I BLOW MY NOSE AND IT COMES OUT OF MY EYE?" and i'm sorry for laughing, but are yall okay???

there's something so funny to me about the internet going from like "don't share ur real name online!" to "if you don't share every single detail of your medical history you're a bad person" and it's even funnier when these two concepts exist simultaneously on certain social medias

they should make a vape that actually makes you better when you're sick

day 1 of having a cold: this septum piercing thing is nbd, you just move it to the side a lil bit when you blow ur nose :D day 5 of having a cold: i don't care if you remove it with a super powered magnet, get this blasted metal object out of my god damn face

chronically ill? chronically online? hbu stop smoking that chronic

hey if you message me out of the blue asking about my tats or animal crossing or any other chill stuff know that i am too autistic to understand that you want me to subscribe to ur OF, just cut to the chase

me with literally any other task: this better go exactly to plan and on time so help me god or im gonna lose it me getting clothes out of the dryer: why the fuck aren't you wet? do i not turn you on enough? pls don't make me fold you...

based on a convo i had with my gf

Another Community Request brought to life - More Faepod Sizes! The Original 3" - 4" - 5" options really needed in-between sizes, and we had multiple requests for a Sm-Medium size in particular! We've also expanded to four 3pc Set Options and even a full 5pc Set - only at SquidlyCo.com! 🎉 #dongsky