I gotta go get some milk, I’ll be right back

Kelly Clarkson is the person that Ellen pretended to be

I wonder if bananas ever get sad that they’re the ultimate brain food yet there’s no intelligent looking way to eat one

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hello 👽 announcing my new game: Bernband, a remake of the old Bernband from 2014 wander through an alien city, hang out with locals, find secrets, get lost… check it out on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2789170

It’s magnificent

Crows are bros

Shitty writing prompt of the day: Write a power fantasy for the most pathetic possible type of person

I wonder if the word “sunrise” pisses off Neil deGrasse Tyson

As far as anyone here knows, I’m a cycloptic clown But yes, I’m an ally too

Sergei Adamovich Kovalyov was a fucking GOLDEN human being

GodDAMN

Your codename is Agent Smol PP It cannot be changed

Argonaut liked this post Everything I have said here is confirmed

“The worst they can do is say no” No, the worst they can do is say something so devastating that the words shatter me forever

It’s so boring and predictable that men are reacting to Taylor Swift finally owning her songs by either nitpicking her letter or sharing how much they dislike the Taylor’s Versions or “Reputation.” Heaven forbid a woman just be celebrated for taking back her art and creative work.

We’ve gone from making anti-heroes with no good qualities to making anti-heroes with no bad qualities

Silver lining: if you’re getting a lot of content on your feed that sucks, it’s because this app isn’t spying on you

Why hasn’t anyone gotten around to writing the great American novel?

This post was reposted by Katie Rice, meaning that the crossover event of my dreams has in fact already happened

Stance Sketch 'Jak & Daxter' PlayStation 2

My ultimate goal is to pack what I say with so many qualifying statements that I end up saying absolutely nothing at all

I’m not sure why people are so gaga over AI when Furbies have been a thing since the 90s

Did you know you can follow Jeff Smith on this app? For free? It’s awesome

It’s too bad that Edward Norton turned down a role reprisal for the Christmas special, American History Xmas

A game show where you have to guess which Ink Spots song it is after hearing just the first 3 seconds The prize is $1,000,000,000,000,000

Did you remember to appreciate Art Garfunkel today?

I love the sci-fi/fantasy elements of Earthbound but for some reason my favorite part is when a traffic jam blocks the highway, forcing our heroes to wander through the desert

Remember: a massive corporation that makes over $10b each year is your friend. And if you don’t give them your money, then you’re a bad friend. You don’t want to be a bad friend, right?

Sorry, I don’t make the rules, I just selectively enforce them

Love ya, Dave

Did you remember to appreciate Mick Gordon today

Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results theonion.com/plan-to...

Maggot mouth spotted in SMB3

Onii-chan always is watching, Winston-kun! ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡

Viagra should be called Erection Correction

Just beat Outer Worlds. Really enjoyed it. I needed a game like that. Loved the setting, loved the characters, loved the story, liked the gameplay. They made some wise design choices, like minimizing the crafting and having just 3 ammo types to keep tabs on I’ll be a bit spoilery below

You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-can...

Elon Musk Rage Quits Gaming Livestream After Repeatedly Dying

Showt peepuh gawt no weezon

Show us your writing process in a GIF.

#ResistanceRoots Today in history, 1900: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum is first published. One of the best-known stories in American literature, some analysts have argued that it has a political basis, particularly related to turn-of-the-century monetary policy. /1

This app makes me feel so smart for knowing basic things like “Qatar and Saudi Arabia are actually two different countries”

GodDAMN

Cats And The Cradles is the heartwarming story of a hardworking father who passes his commendable work ethic down onto his son

Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech