I can take no credit for this & props to whoever did it (or prompted AI to do it) but, well, this is fabulous. #bincuntface #clacton #farage

Also, having a few glasses of red on your birthday enables one to vent off into the void. It’s one thing I missed from time on X. Apologies to the 3 people who may have me in their timeline and could be startled by this activity.

By the way, does anyone know when the new @officialbha.bsky.social home / away kit is announced? My lovely wife has promised me one of them for my birthday… #BHAFC

Quite a good birthday so far. A number of large glasses of red with lunch, moaned at South Western Railway for the lack of working gates at Guildford, telling some right winger c*nts to fuck off on X & my future holds a snooze before the football with the boy & then daughter takes me down the pub!

I’m not going to be driving my car today. #oneyearflashbackhorror

Wondering why Chiesi Ltd package my Fostair inhaler in quite this way….. The size of the box, the inner package seems a bit superfluous (the box at a minimum) #waste #NHS @england.nhs.uk

First full season back at #BHAFC & it’s been a bit of a rollercoaster to say the least. Fabulous atmosphere at kick off yesterday & a performance that was, well, possibly as bad as that as against Palace. Never been so deflated one minute & then chuckling about midweek travel to Uzbekistan. #UTA

Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...

We got a new front door 6 years ago, but they ordered it the wrong way round. We agreed to keep the door as long as they moved the light switch and make good any holes etc. Today I have finally got round to painting the bare wall to match the rest of it. Must be time for a beer to celebrate!

My shop Bluesky account seems to have loads of @arsenalfc.bsky.social fans bemoaning #Saints players rolling around feigning injury.

Ah yes. The US - the class A of coming to wars late ….. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

Arsenal fans singing “you’re only here to see the Arsenal” tonight. To be fair lads, if I’d paid to watch that every week, I’d want my money back. You get about 49 minutes of play & the rest involves them rolling around on the floor feigning injury to waste time & get a chat with Arteta.

Just say no kids (to Palantir in the NHS) notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...

Radcliffe is an absolute melt. This half arsed non-apology ensures we see him for what he is. How about paying some taxes you cretin? #radcliffe #ineos #wanker www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...

This.

Jesus wept. Don’t think I’ve ever felt so crap with a cold / flu / whatever this is. Spent whole day in bed which is unheard of for me - even when ill. The tail of basically working non stop (more or less) in December & into January has finally (to mix metaphors) bit me on the arse. #fucked

May my fucks be in hell.

The mancub and I went to Southampton’s #The1865 on Monday to watch the abso-fucking-lutely mental and brilliant #Sprints. It was a cracking gig & makes me think of all the poor people who say music now isn’t as good as the ___’s (insert random decade here).

Today is Mrs N’s birthday so we had the pleasure of watching the ever fabulous @psbhq.bsky.social with the #LondonContemporaryOrchestra at #TheBarbican this afternoon.

Just sneezed on the train. Once. The lady in the aisle across just got up and stood in the doorway. It’s about 10 minutes to Waterloo. Nice. Thanks.

Good lord. He is a fucking cunt isn’t he?

I don’t often do this. But I need to repeat myself - isn’t that #MattGoodwin an utter cunt (again)?

That #MattGoodwin is an utter cunt isn’t he? No surprise he is a Reformer. #BBCquestiontime

Lovely day yesterday @officialbha.bsky.social & in Brighton with #RedSeagull. Terrific win against Newcastle & a joyous ride home on the #46. #BusWanker #topdeck #Southwick

Bloody flag shaggers out again tonight adorning even more lamp posts with the Union flag. Hate it.

This came up on my timeline. @privateeyenews.bsky.social yet again nails it 😂

Made the mistake of watching #SkyNews live feed of the Charlie Kirk “memorial”. Good lord, it’s less of a memorial, more of an advertorial for MAGA. Shouldn’t be surprised but FML……

30 years. 30 years? Oh dear.

Love it. In my new seat for the season too. #UTA #Seagulls

This is my flag.

Couldn’t have happened (again) to a nicer football team. #MUFC #Grimsby

I’m angry. #fuckcensorship

Bloody hell. Paid £1k for me & my family for weekend tickets to @victoriousfestival.bsky.social & they’ve pulled #MaryWallopers for unfurling a Palestinian flag & shouting “F*ck Israel”. So what if the next bands on stage also say that? Utter cowardice of this is unreal from organisers.

First #holidaybook read & it’s the absolutely fantastic “Borderlines” by @lewisbaston.bsky.social. As a Brit who’s lived abroad, fascinated by why German is spoken in Italy & Belgium & of course modern history, this book bought it all together. But what shines through are the stories of people….

We’ve expanded the vinyl accessories & book selection with the addition of the shelves. Now at the back of the store next to #Warhammer. Should you guys go mad for the expanded range we are looking to add even more - so fill your boots in August 😅 #lovecamberley

#kinggizzard have removed their music from Spotify so you’d better add to your collection with their back cat including latest garage-blues-orchestra blend album ‘Phantom Island’! Available instore & online - www.rockbox.co.uk/shop/artists... #vinyl #newmusic #kgatlw #kinggizzardandthelizardwizard

There some bastard on the perimeter.

Privatisation broke our water system. @labourslewis.bsky.social has a people-first, evidence-based alternative, and I’m backing it. Add your name to the People’s Plan for Water: ​https://actionnetwork.org/forms/water-belongs-to-all-of-us-back-the-peoples-plan-for-water?source=bluesky&​

Only taken us about 3 maybe 4 years to clean the BBQ and fire it up.

#NewMusicFriday was headed up by @wetlegband who are back with their new album ‘moisturizer’ as our #AlbumOfTheWeek plus a super limited 7”. Reissues from The White Stripes & Kid Cudi. All available instore and online at rockbox.co.uk #vinyl #newmusic #wetleg #recordshop #recordstore

#beersky after a hard day at the brewery, needed to have a sip of #SurreyNirvana from The Hogs Back.

Fuck me. Could have done without driving into a gate at 9.15am on my birthday (or any day to be fair).

Where’s the free speech advocates like that twerp Toby Young? Government condemns Glastonbury chants aired live on BBC www.bbc.com/news/article... To be honest the more they (the “establishment”) bang on about it, the more popular these views will become. I give up.

Worryingly realised that this came out in what the kids would now describe as Y11 & therefore before #BHASVIC. So clearly a soundtrack to GCSE “revision”. Double ahem.

So Mrs N & I have popped to the pub for a couple of pints. Arrived at 8.40pm to be told they close at 8. On a bank holiday weekend. I give up. #Aldershot

I have to say I’m delighted that @manutdfc.bsky.social lost that. Couldn’t have happened to a smugger up their own arse club. #europaleague

Play stance action shot. There’s no escape

@theobserveruk.bsky.social have I missed the Saturday football reports anywhere in yesterday’s paper ?

Fucking hate #Google. Now they’ve @killedbygoogle.com Nest Protect & Thermostat in the UK, going to have get #Tado (hopefully with a discount from Google) to replace a less than 2 year old product. Won’t ever buy anything Google again.

Hmm. I wonder 🤔 @33andbrew.bsky.social