A Quakes dub in Portland?

Using torn ligaments instead of sprained ankle is just rage baiting.

Some bigger team needs to snap him up before he breaks Wondo’s record.

Penso. 😬

#WeMayNeverWinAgain #Quakes74

…and sometimes you just know a red when you see it.

Surprised Alexi could find time for this, what with his busy schedule as Grand Dragon of the KKK.

PJ!

Always nice to have this to lean on when we inevitably look back at a failed World Cup effort. Anything to distract from real issue at hand.

Early goals do not, in fact, open up the game. Woof.

Quakes have been the best team in the league longer than they were last year, so time to commence the coast to playoffs, I guess.

RIP Carter Pewterschmidt

PJ!

Reminder: Daniel Salloi can go suck a fuck.

0 MLS Cups though.

We may never lose again. #Quakes74

The hell is wrong with St Louis’ collars?

Nice of Apple TV to miss that Quakes goal.

Now do Rumblefish.

Give all politicians the SAT. Anything under 1000 (Hell let’s go 900 to give them a fighting chance) disqualifies them.

Your yearly reminder this is a banger. youtu.be/CtFuXV5FEvI?...

$440 (plus fees) … $100 per million Herm Edwards stole from Arizona taxpayers after being fired for a significant role in recruiting violations. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Woe to you, oh earth and sea For the Devil sends the beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding Reckon the number of the beast For it is a human number Its number is six hundred and sixty six

We may never lose on the road again.

So uh…does this result make the Quakes the best team in the league?

The turning point. Let’s fuckin gooooooo! #Quakes74

Kick em in the teeth! #Quakes74

Timo to Bouda x3!

Well, Quakes are definitely better this year, because we aren’t losing 3-0 at half @LAFC

So LAFC sitting back waiting to counter at home against the Quakes. Holy shit, we are good.

The best part about being shit is not having Twellman announce your matches. Not looking forward to him fellate LAFC for 90 mins.

It’s almost like anyone could win the Bundesliga with Bayern…

The Quakes might never lose on the road again.

Who needs Timo Werner?

It’s FIFA, of course we’re being scammed. I have young kids I wanted to take to a World Cup game. I expected as much, all while reluctantly handing over thousands, which, in turn, is exactly what FIFA expected…

…and were the assholes because we haven’t felt a patriotic twinge in our bones in over decade? All I feel is shame.

More than 20 years ago. Same as it ever was.

The vibes RN

Next time use a noose. He won’t get away.

If the Quakes forfeit due to a sprinkler, does it end 3-3?

Pellegrino a healthy scratch? If so, loooooooooooooooooooooool. Nice to see Anibal tho.