History is going to be so harsh on Ron Howard, Glenn Close, Amy Adams, and everyone else involved in creating that abortion of a film based on JD's book.

I'm at the content mill. I'm at the diploma mill. I'm at the combination content-diploma mill.

I've probably ordered black coffee thousands of times in my life at all kinds of coffee shops and can confirm this has not happened to me once.

The more I think about it the more fucked up it seems that a journalist can talk about a president flat out lying his entire campaign as if it's an NFL quarterback doing a flea flicker. Totally not against the rules! Go team!

Jfc Red Sox you had one god damn job. Now it's on Canada to bail us out.

Can't remember the last time 3 baseball teams were guaranteed to get eliminated in one day, seeing these newfangled wild card series tend to get wrapped in 2 games rather than 3. So many hopes and dreams destroyed quick succession, the hater in me is gonna orgasm!

Peeling skins off potatoes and carrots is like the cooking version of separating lights and darks while doing laundry. I've never done either and nothing bad has ever happened.

Mallwart

It's not a "neat trick" it's just fascism. The US is not a free and/or democratic society and really never was.

Saw it written and I saw it say Big Dumper is on his way And none of you stand so tall Big Dumper gonna get ye all And it's a Big Dump Hey, it's a Big Dump Big, Big, Big, Big, Big Dump Big, Big, Big, Big, Big Dump

If we could just install these "fire kill switches" in every house we can DOGE away like 90% of the fire department. Think of the cost savings!

MLB playoff power rankings on who to root for based on how good (or bad) a person you are: Tier 1 (good person) 1. Mariners 2. Guardians 3. Brewers T2 (basic) 4. Blue Jays 5. Reds 6. Tigers 7. Padres T3 (bad person) 8. Cubs 9. Dodgers 10. Red Sox T4 (irredeemable) 11. Phillies 12. Yankees

"unbridled desire to work" sounds like a dangerous mental condition. "We had to lock Johnny up for his own personal safety. He had... ohhhh boy... an unbridled desire to work"

I don't care what happens to the Mets these next couple days. They've been making me so numb the past few months with their shit play, I might as well call myself Chester Bennington.

I realized lately I'm having a mid life crisis, except rather than questioning all my hard work and success, it's coming to terms with the fact that I'm a poor loser and always will be. Wish I had the kind of crisis where I could throw money around on fancy toys but that seems reserved for boomers.

I got raptured a few minutes ago but declined because I really wanna see Fallout Season 2. Now you fuckers are stuck with me.

THE RAPTURE! Brought to you by autism.

It's over for all you NT's!

My general rule of recipes sold as "quick and easy" is to take however long they claim it's gonna be to make and multiply that number by 5.

New Grimace unlocked.

I miss living in times when people thought fascism was mostly a thing of the past.

"I've taken a long hard look at myself, and I've decided that I'm joining the war on fascism. On the side of fascism".

Found a can of quail eggs at hmart and decided to impulse buy. At only 3.49 it's no loss if they're terrible but if they're good it's life changing.

I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.

The follow-up post is the best part.

Ya don't say!

Jamie Lee Curtis? More like Jamie Lee WORTHLESS!

Can't believe Somerville has a mayor that tolerates this shit. Sure seems they could use someone else instead!

FUCK ALL STORE'S!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

We're cancelling their Netflix and Amazon Prime accounts. We're taking away their library cards. Their mail will all be marked "return to sender". We'll be calling their moms about it too. It's all going on their permanent records.

now that they have a guy in custody that isn't the evil gay abortion loving democrat they were initially blaming, it is important that you not forgot who your friends, family and colleagues showed themselves to be this week

The state bombed an entire Philadelphia neighborhood off the map in 1985, killing nearly a dozen people (half of them kids) in the process, but sure, tell me more about these "peaceful 80's".

I really just think it's class and racial solidarity at work. They see themselves in him and they do not have solidarity with his targets.

Maura Healy is a coward and collaborator.

Ezra Klein? More like Ezra DE-KLEIN!

I feel this sentiment can be applied to many on the wider "liberal-left" who rn are decrying "political" violence with an aggressiveness rarely seen. I get it. People are scared, and they should be. The right has both the desire for and power to commit terrible violence that the left simply doesn't.

"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.

Not enough people are considering the role of the Seattle Mariners in yesterday's events.

Tim urban? More like Tim RURAL!

Adult life under capitalism is designed to stretch NT people to their limit. Most autistic people break on day one and never get the chance to repair. Burnout layers itself on more burnout. The resulting trauma makes one numb, if you're lucky.

Girls was ok but the show from that time which really captured the vibe was The Killing.

A big problem with the influencer economy - and Dan Savage is definitely an early influencer more so than a writer - is you have to constantly invent new, superfluous concepts to stay relevant and keep your career afloat. It's making a mess of everything.

When I was a kid I used to think the sports announcer guy i heard on the radio was "iron eagle" but then I grew up and learned it was actually "ian eagle" and that was one of the great disappointments of my life.

Secret Boston has always been a trash temu ad company. "Ohh let's post the most click baity garbage and pretend it's locally exclusive info and eventually we'll get the attention of some crooked rich guy and be rolling in cash!" Influencer culture needs to be yeeted into the sun.

You know ya dun goofed when even this dweeb is dunking on you.

Well of course because otherwise we'd be commies and WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!

As a millennial staring down a bleak middle age I probably won't make it through, I can confidently say that I have no regrets about never trying to make anything of myself. I had whatever fun I could have, when I could have it, cause I knew the chance wouldn't be there down the road.

Is there a more meaningless term in modern day political discourse than "anti-establishment"?

I keep having dreams where my dog respawns from the dead but he's still very old and sickly and I have to think about going through putting him down again. He always looks at me with his sad eyes.