NASDAQ, S&P500, DJIA…

Joe Scarborough interviewing Spinal Tap in character. Priceless. @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social

NASDAQ investors are wild-eyed heroin addicts raiding restaurant dumpsters for bones and bread. Crazy! Bubble.

Okay even I think this is mean

Our @FedEx driver does a great job. He works extremely hard and is always very kind and professional.

Trump blamed Gavin Newsom for the wildfires but now feins disgust in response to mere questions about shortcomings in TX’s weather emergency alert system. Sure.

It's not like Trump has any obvious connection with Epstein anyway.

The bill times Medicaid cuts to start in December of 2026, the month after midterm elections. Diabolical.

He’s not worried. None of the Republicans are worried. Why? Because they know Fox News will tell viewers it was Biden’s fault. They lost health care access because of Pelosi, Jeffries, Schumer…

Eventually @f1tv.bsky.social and the other Formula 1 teams will realize that Yuki serves no valid purpose or positive presence on the track. He’s a menace. It disrupts the race and detracts from the enjoyment in watching for fans. Today he clearly steered into Stroll in the corner. Malicious.

Running Point starring Kate Hudson. Outstanding show. Be sure to watch two episodes before you make any judgments.

Pete Hegseth described the bombing of three sites in Iran, a country that has no control of or presence in its airspace, as the most complex and difficult military operation ever. Military historians laugh.

JESUS!!!!!

The Four Horses’ Asses of the Apocalypse Hegseth is the rich kid who drives a new $80,000 dually pickup to tow his Jet Ski stopping at the town bar for a White Claw as an excuse to stalk his ex girlfriend who works as a server.

Pacers in second half: no defensive rebounding, giving the Thunder second and third shots per trip. Turnovers. Butter fingers with loose balls. Rick Carlisle blames the refs. #NBAFINALS

Reagan’s 1986 bombing of Libya was in immediate response to Muammar Gaddafi’s terrorist attack of the West Berlin discotheque in which two U.S. servicemen died. Despite the urgent response, Reagan met with a bipartisan group of 15 members of Congress, including Speaker of the House, Tip O’Neill.

The bombing is being justified by saying #Iran can’t be trusted with nuclear weapons. Why doesn’t this logic extend to North Korea? They can be trusted with nukes, but Iran can’t? What makes Iran more dangerous than North Korea? 1/5

Thomas Massie (R, KY) had a Congressional war powers resolution in place that other Republicans ignored. #Iran

Violent criminals will begin to kidnap American citizens while dressed as masked ICE agents. For ransom, for trips to an ATM, for credit cards, etc. It’s only a matter of time. I guarantee it. Support the No Secret Police bill.

Hard to argue with that.

The WNBA has no player to stop Caitlin Clark within the confines of the rules, so the players have decided to stop her outside the rules. I wish I could see the text communication among them. It seems coordinated.

How many of the G7 leaders cracked jokes about Trump’s military parade?

Who else landed the trifecta in predicting that Trump’s military parade birthday extravaganza would be a total embarrassment, that Trump would be humiliated by it, and that he would exploit the soonest opportunity to flex military muscle as a result (e.g., Iran)?

How does anyone know whether Trump’s tough talk at Iran carries as much weight as his talk against Canada or Greenland?

More of this please

I love @smith.senate.gov. The hell with it. I’m IN love with her. Sorry, Archie. Seriously, she’s my hero.

U.S. Attorney Joseph Thompson: Vance Boelter did not leave a "Unabomber-style manifesto. Obviously his primary motive was to go out and murder people. They were all elected officials. They were all Democrats." THEY WERE ALL DEMOCRATS

MAGA is very good at doing bad things. One of those things is commandeering the narrative with lies. If Speaker Melissa Hortman was targeted because of her vote for the budget bill that cut services for undocumented immigrants, why target Senator John Hoffman who voted against it?

Vance Boelter was a “strong Trump supporter.” A registered Republican. He collected AK-47s. His list of 70 targets consisted of dem lawmakers and activists, & Planned Parenthood execs. MAGA wants to distance itself from Boelter because he affirms what most of us already know about the depths of MAGA

Until she officially backs out, @smith.senate.gov Senator Tina Smith is my choice for president in 2028. She appeals to reason & American values. She has been the most appealing voice in response to these last 100 days. She’s a pro at framing issues.

People who say Kilmar Abrego García won't make it back to the US act like they're the only ones who thought of that possibility, they don't mention the larger implications regarding due process, and they seem to want people to give up. We can NEVER give up.

@facethenation.bsky.social and @margaretbrennan.bsky.social not touching the Kilmar Garcia case & a president’s open defiance of a Supreme Court order — consequences as to rule of law, order of co-equal branches, Separation of Powers, etc… Not important enough I guess.

This can’t be the last season of the Fabulous Gemstones. Say it ain’t so.

Wanker.....

Law firms should say "on the record about which path they are choosing: to fight for their constitutional rights and those of their clients, or to bend to the whims of a president with apparently little respect for either." - Steve Brill www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

Hopefully the gay barber and Maryland father will be okay and someday have a chance to watch this evening’s monologue on Jesse Watters’s Fox News — and sue the ever loving FUCK out of Watters and Fox News.

Remember the scene in My Cousin Vinny when Ralph Macchio’s cousin fires his attorney & stands up, points at Joe Pesci (Vinny) & says, “I WANT HIM!”? Yeah well…. I WANT HER!!!! IN 2028!!!! We want you on that wall. We need you on that wall.

Does ketamine cause amnesia? Or just a huge mental break down?

Texas Tech has 19 offensive rebounds. How are they losing? (4-25 from three is the reason)

What makes this especially embarrassing — most of Trump’s legal team lawyers have been disbarred or imprisoned since 2020. The few left are busy losing constitutional arguments in district courts & drafting appellate briefs jam packed with meritless claims.

Just a reminder that America will in fact crush fascism. It will take a while and it will be messy. But bet on it.

Not a good time for the senate minority leader to be committing his time to promoting his book. The Constitution is on fire. @schumer.senate.gov

“Not unraveling. I’m not unraveling you’re unraveling.”