This guy's got yokes

Asked Charles Barkley in 2009 big boy mode if he wanted a pedicab ride during the NBA finals in Orlando.

Rust in piss, bitch!

The vaccine:

You sure about that bud

Bluesky mods don't want you to know this, but you don't even need AI to make a good podcast. But you might need "Al". Capone, that is. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

you missed the best one

And Plies, but I don't think you can play him in a video game

Midnight premiere of Snakes on a Plane (2006) a couple miles from the University of Central Florida.

She is entering her chrysalis phase and will emerge in a fortnight, Fully Lovato.

just remembered when i posted "wow the leaked skyrim video looks incredible" with this screenshot from the bloodmoon expansion to morrowind in 2010 and everyone got really mad at me

"The Colorado restauranteur?!"

I bet if you did a cloud of the connections in the Epstein files and mapped them onto publicly available business/personal relationships of similarly wealthy men, you could find a few more Epsteins just by identifying the groups with conspicuously zero Epstein shadow.

Asked AI to do a song in the style of the 1990s and now I'm moping around the ice to a 1:1 copy of Mr Bungle's Pink Cigarette.

They say all kids dream of Cab Calloway on the eve of their 4th birthday. They must then accept how large pants and faces can be.

Post a banger that isn't in English

Mostly some goon's fault but

Saw someone say that it's baseball season now but that's not true. First we get the season where it happens.

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every time I see this guy he looks more shipwrecked

Blame it all on my boots I showed up in boots And stepped on your boots With my boots

Crowdfunding George Wallace a stylish Killdozer

In thirty years we'll all agree woke 2 was because teens stopped driving in like 2012

Oh shit Zambia has a UCF satellite campus

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

The last time I saw William Jennings Bryan this mad was after the Scopes rope-a-dope

Whenever someone is being a bit of a doofus in traffic my head always refers to them as my baloney homey. Like ok c'mon and merge baloney homey

If someone asked me who I’m voting for in the democratic primary for the 2028 election I would say the ghoul from the fallout tv show. The last guy that was on my tv

Trump's not going to the big game because the stadium doesn't have time to install the special toilet he needs

Derelict LoDo Hotel

Meeting my buddy Mellencamp after work outside the Tastee Freeze. Really excited to hang out and eat a chili dog in the regular way for normal people

2025 v 2026

Wanna tell you all the story bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

Hadn't seen this one before. One thing about my man VV is you can *hear* his paintings.

Feb 20th Strip Law #Netflix

St Barts blues

Judge Bred Fiery

i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla

One must kill the Bill Hicks inside of them.

top 10 comedy moment of the decade when legolas says ‘they’re all going to die’ in elvish so the rohan guys don’t understand and aragorn screams in english THEN I WILL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!!

He's gearing up for his 20th anniversary "still hoping after all these years" tour

Dan Harmon catching strays here

Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act

For some people I think George III was just the wrong king.