jesus christ he's turned british

I am too good at computer to use Sharepoint. Talk about a website for 25 year olds or 50 year olds and no one between

Check this dam out if you walk between the arches far enough the water will be above you

Lost my shit at the scooter refs in DE

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

if you're in the white house press pool and your first question to trump isn't about kristi noem's husband you should be fired and permabanned from the profession

Lol

All these guys do is check the weather indoors

Ugh! These welkynd stones taste terrible.

This film? Better believe it's lead poisoning

Funeral for a Friendship/

Love lies beefing

Canonically Roxy Music exists in the 1993 SMB movie universe but Bryan Ferry sounds different because he is the descendant of a dinosaur instead of an alien.

A spoof of the 50s made in the 70s is referenced here in the 90s. Now we're a 9/11 standard unit from the next 50s

Lee County, FL, then home to 620k, didn't get pho until Obama

Classic behavior of winning: discussing reasons

Longest in one go was Peoria to Fort Myers (19 hours, had backup). Longest solo was Nashville to Denver (17 hours, had a leftover Publix sub)

Important to note to accounts with a ton of followers: no one normal sees your weekly psychos and you can probably disregard them as wisps luring you into darkness

Florida

I feel like Sturgill Simpson needs to check back in with the Trillbillies

Classic surrender talk

The script, right

PTA and Maya Rudolph. Didn't know!

My dumb ass like how come there's one Michael B there

They've still got Ma$e on the radio and I think there's a lesson for us there.

"supposably" --radio guys

O to be buffeted by 111 MPH winds while crossing the mountain pass. Fell voice in the air shit.

Yoo Warren Buffett turned on the Bubble

Couldn't find parking down at the parade so I just had my toddler yell tiocfaidh ár lá at drunk 20 year olds

The strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

IDK who watched the love is blind reunion but I think the psychopath was, against the odds, properly fucking excoriated. He's gonna flee the country.

JW Farnesworth at your service

Tried to clarify something with an apartment building before a virtual tour and I'm pretty sure rather than send my inquiry through as promised the computer just cancelled the appointment. Still haven't heard from a person.

Just one little suggestion popped up, faded grey, "improve?" Fuck You

Red dots are grocery stores. Magenta is a dollar store. Note the scale bar. There are zero ways to get around other than a private vehicle.

Anytime an actor on the show got EP

The first thing that jumped out at me was "why did they label north port lol"

Very good also lol

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

EVs should go "bloobaloobaloobaloo"

Lmbo

One Chart Theory

What idiot called it a plan to be gravely injured by feces and not a caca maim me scheme

Probably not a Problem, all things considered, just annoying to you. And Really Annoying doesn't mean Really a Problem.