Me: Hey - what do you want to listen to? MIL (82): KISS Ima luv this woman…ijs 🐐

It’s not a dog whistle, It’s an air horn…ijs 🤬🐐

More than six…ijs Normal, Fire, Water, Grass, Electric, Ice, Fighting, Poison, Ground, Flying, Psychic, Bug, Rock, Ghost, Dragon, Steel, Dark, and Fairy

Ima recommend more gliding and less sugar…ijs 🐐

It was me…Ima hit dat…ijs 🐐

I see all the precautions against evil (sage, garlic, candles, horse shoes) that the Mets used today and Ima just wanna know why they don’t have Grimace on speed dial…ijs 🐐 #LetsGoMets #Grimace

We need more baby goats 🐐 ♥️

Yo, @chrisraccoons.bsky.social bro u Ok? 🐐 www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDi...

The pope.

Mets just scored another point. Ima predicting a comeback! 🐐

Ima must be tired…read this as “gynecological wonders”…ijs 🐐

Ima think Tina’s resentencing should be harsher…ijs 🐐

These farmers and ranchers in the find out phase, but unfortunately we’re all gonna get fluffed…ijs🐐

W doesn’t even need to read it and he can sign it in paint…ijs 🐐

Couscous seems dangerous in zero gravity…ijs 🐐

OK @chrisraccoons.bsky.social which one of you got to hang out with Heather? 🐐

Trump just released his health care plan!! Healthcare for all!! 🐐 April Fools - it’s coming in two weeks🤣🐐🤣

IF the fat felon destroys mail in voting, Ima pitch a tent and camp out in front of my polling place the night before the election. After voting irl, Ima give rides to anyone who needs one so they can vote too…ijs 🐐

Ima singing to you @thewrongmarianne.bsky.social and it feels soo right. All day, all night, Mary Ann Down by the seaside siftin' sand Even little children love Mary Ann Down by the seaside siftin' sand. Mary Ann, Oh, Mary Ann Oh, won't you marry me? Ijs 🐐

Fort Collins, CO. Neighbors and patriots as far as the eye can see. #NoKings

Fort Collins, CO showed up! October count was 17k and this one felt way bigger! #NoKings

Dear Death, I said get the guy IN the Mueller Report. FFS, Death! We’re all waiting on you. Furiously, God

Love is blind, barnyard edition…ijs 💕🐐💕

Search your camera roll for “Hell”…ijs 🐐

#Colorado #Action #Call No money for concentration camps. 1 Degette (202) 225-4431 2 Neguse (202) 225-2161 3 Hurd (202) 225-4676 4 Boebert (202) 225-4761 5 Crank (202) 225-4422 6 Crow (202) 225-7882 7 Pettersen (202) 225-2645 8 Evans (202) 225-5625

Ima say we pass on this disingenuous offer…ijs 🐐

Tell me he doesn’t know how things work without telling me he doesn’t know how things work…ijs 🐐

Tina’s not sorry. She’s an entitled cuntmuffin who believes she’s above the law. Remember her initial arrest? Wut the fluff 😡🐐

Not sad about it at all…ijs 🐐

Dumb and dumber.

Guys, guys, guys #AnimalCaucus @xochiptx.bsky.social [Spoiler warning] Did you see Jeopardy tonight?

At least he’s consistent…consistently disappointing his constituents…ijs 🤬🐐

Today, tRump said “When crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen.” And Ima can’t help but think he’s projecting again…ijs 🐐

Unlike Sen Sheehy, Ima stand with Sgt. McGinnis. Thank you for your service, sir! ❤️🐐

Thanks to Tillis for recognizing goat 🐐 #JusticeForNoemsGoat

My kid and their friends thrived as scouts with Scouting America after being shunned by girl scouts. This is tragic for so many trans kids who found acceptance and developed leadership skills. Ima worry that many won’t feel safe being part of the organization. 🐐

Even her word salad is getting more expensive…ijs 🐐

Keep calm and snowball on…ijs 🐐

Yo my girl Mikaela Shiffrin goat the gold! Ima sooo excited!! 🐐 #ColoradoProud #JustSki

Hiii Dr Jenny!! Congrats on the job. Does your aquarium need a goat? 🐐

This one’s goat 2 B trouble…ijs 🐐

Ima goat to give this man some paper monies…ijs 🐐 #PleaseDontDisappoint #Talarico

Ima NOT in charge of their young, no matter what Lauren says…ijs 🐐

It’s cuz we can’t afford to buy food, right? 😐🐐

Kay can haz some of my paper monies…ijs 🐐❤️🐈

Ima “almost” a lottery winner…ijs 🐐 #Maaah

Think this is surprising? Y’all should see what Roni does when nobody is watching...ijs 🐐

Ima looking for a rematch of Super Bowl 50…ijs 🐐 #LetsGoBroncos

Lauren Boebert is fighting hard to (checks notes) free Tina Peters…does nothing for her constituents…ijs 🐐