Ima sooooo pissed right now. @merriam-webster.com added new words to their book…AND DO U KNOW WUT? Once again they FAILED to include “Boop”!! But they fluffing added “rizz”?!? WTF (also in their book)!! ijs (also NOT in their book…ijs)🐐 #Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary

Ima must be in bizzaro land…ijs 🐐

Come on NZ, hook a snail up…ijs 🐐

Sooo…looks like Kirk was killed because he wasn’t (checks notes) *racist enough* FFS 🐐

Y’all think this is going to spur gang retaliation? 🐐 #WhiteOnWhiteSupremacistCrime

Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.

Horrible news out of CO today. 😢🐐

#Colorado #Vail #Action #Rally #RSVP #NoKings Saturday 10/18/25

Ima little bit scared…ijs 🐐

He forgot “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”…ijs 🤣🐐

Noem looks inside herself And sees her heart is black She sees the border wall She must have it painted black…

Ima solid 5 today…ijs 🐐

Ima read Sybil by by Flora Rheta Schreiber when I was 10…

Loony Loomer, the new spokesperson for Arby’s…ijs 🐐🥪

So Donald Trump is going to send the national guard to Washington DC today when the people of DC don’t need them, after refusing to deploy them on January 6, when the people of Washington DC did.

Can confirm…ijs 🐐

Ima, too, would welcome the Visigoths…ijs 🐐

One nuclear reactor would be enough to serve all the moon’s energy needs.

Iz 100% a baby leopard…ijs 🐐

Ima not quite sure how the Rockies pulled this off, but Holy Shit! 🐐

Hunter Biden trained crows to unionize on a socialist dare…ijs 🐐

boebert, evans, hurd, and crank. Bad for Vets, Bad for elderly, Bad for kids, Bad for the poor, and very bad for Colorado! Vote them out.

On the radio program today, they were talking about the All Star game and how there would be robot umpires. So Ima tuned in and I’m FREAKED! These Rumpires (Rompires?) are so LIFELIKE it’s creepy…ijs 🐐

Ima wouldn’t kiss him…ijs 🐐

OK interwebs…this is in my backyard. Ima need to know what scat is that?

Could do that if Ima wanted…ijs 🐐

Is the new 150 billion ICE budget for the lawsuits that are coming?

Brought to you by the likes of Boebert and Hurd…ijs 🐐

Henry tells v v good story…ijs 🐐

Ima glad to see Otter living their best life…ijs 🐐

Colorado #copolitics

Sorry Ima haven’t been around much, been teaching the kids to protect themselves from the Boebert Klan…ijs 🐐

Effin’ Awesome…ijs 🐐

Ima happy to be the face of your vodka brand…ijs 🐐

This is why we had the safety dance…ijs 🐐

Ima was kinda hoping for later rather than sooner…ijs 🐐

We better find the last coupla horcruxes soon…ijs 🐐

I have no idea how y’all haven’t had enough. On behalf of children and animals and your own GD ecosystem, FUCK YOU.

So…fluoride is out but chemicals are in? This administration wants people dead…ijs 🐐

Un-fluffing-believable 🤬🐐

ILU Denver 💕🐐💕

Look at all you beautiful people 🤩🐐

Let’s goat Georgia!! 💕🐐💕

Ima goating to TWO today…back to back…ijs 🐐❤️🇺🇸

Well done Fort Worth TX 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Chicago goat turnout!! ijs 🐐

That’s a mighty chicken…somebody get him some Tacos….ijs 🐐

Let’s fluffing GO! 🐐

Pics or it didn’t happen…ijs 🐐

Hay @thegodpodcast.com can Ima request 47 lightening strikes during tomorrow’s parade? Please and Thank You! 🐐