Boop ijs 🐐

Ima certain it was the otters. Glad they’re finally getting recognition…ijs 🐐

Yo CO ppl - join in if you can…ijs 🐐

After years of begging and pleading, Boop has FINALLY been added to the dictionary. Thank you @merriam-webster.com 💕🐐💕 #YouPutBoopInYourBook #Boop

Remember, "i" before "e", except after "c", and in words like neighbor and weigh and Epstein.

Drop something gold…ijs 🐐

America must have the worst healthcare system on the planet if we can’t even get dementia treatment for our own President.

Kids learn better when they aren’t hungry…ijs 🐐

Hay…at least Cuomo out performed Sliwa (who’s numbers wouldn’t have helped him AT ALL). He can feel good about that while he’s packing for his move to Florida…ijs 🐐

Kyle sucks…ijs 🐐

Name these fluffing eight votes…ijs 🤬🐐

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers". 🐐

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So…uh…has anyone seen my girlfriend? Asking cuz reasons…ijs 🐐 #ImaAntifa

This good boy is celebrating tongue out Tuesday 👅🐐

Ima sooooo pissed right now. @merriam-webster.com added new words to their book…AND DO U KNOW WUT? Once again they FAILED to include “Boop”!! But they fluffing added “rizz”?!? WTF (also in their book)!! ijs (also NOT in their book…ijs)🐐 #Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary

Ima must be in bizzaro land…ijs 🐐

Come on NZ, hook a snail up…ijs 🐐

Sooo…looks like Kirk was killed because he wasn’t (checks notes) *racist enough* FFS 🐐

Y’all think this is going to spur gang retaliation? 🐐 #WhiteOnWhiteSupremacistCrime

Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.

Horrible news out of CO today. 😢🐐

#Colorado #Vail #Action #Rally #RSVP #NoKings Saturday 10/18/25

Ima little bit scared…ijs 🐐

He forgot “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”…ijs 🤣🐐

Noem looks inside herself And sees her heart is black She sees the border wall She must have it painted black…

Ima solid 5 today…ijs 🐐

Ima read Sybil by by Flora Rheta Schreiber when I was 10…

Loony Loomer, the new spokesperson for Arby’s…ijs 🐐🥪

So Donald Trump is going to send the national guard to Washington DC today when the people of DC don’t need them, after refusing to deploy them on January 6, when the people of Washington DC did.

Can confirm…ijs 🐐

Ima, too, would welcome the Visigoths…ijs 🐐

One nuclear reactor would be enough to serve all the moon’s energy needs.

Iz 100% a baby leopard…ijs 🐐

Ima not quite sure how the Rockies pulled this off, but Holy Shit! 🐐

Hunter Biden trained crows to unionize on a socialist dare…ijs 🐐

boebert, evans, hurd, and crank. Bad for Vets, Bad for elderly, Bad for kids, Bad for the poor, and very bad for Colorado! Vote them out.

On the radio program today, they were talking about the All Star game and how there would be robot umpires. So Ima tuned in and I’m FREAKED! These Rumpires (Rompires?) are so LIFELIKE it’s creepy…ijs 🐐

Ima wouldn’t kiss him…ijs 🐐

OK interwebs…this is in my backyard. Ima need to know what scat is that?

Could do that if Ima wanted…ijs 🐐

Is the new 150 billion ICE budget for the lawsuits that are coming?

Brought to you by the likes of Boebert and Hurd…ijs 🐐

Henry tells v v good story…ijs 🐐

Ima glad to see Otter living their best life…ijs 🐐

Colorado #copolitics

Sorry Ima haven’t been around much, been teaching the kids to protect themselves from the Boebert Klan…ijs 🐐

Effin’ Awesome…ijs 🐐

Ima happy to be the face of your vodka brand…ijs 🐐

This is why we had the safety dance…ijs 🐐