I played Twilight Imperium for the first time yesterday day and lemme say, I think 12 hour board games might be my jam.

Stop trying to get us to riot in October. We dont want to get our tear gas scarves mixed up with our pumpkin spice scarves

I thought the right knew all of Portland burned down in 2020? There's nothing left to save here, y'all can stay home. Pinky promise.

May

Hey Canada, way to go.

A trivet is just a really big coaster. You know, in case you run out of coasters.

Those of you looking for a witchy herb partner remember, random leaves in a bowl in the kitchen are not always salad. Sometimes they are stinging nettle.

Remember the dangers people. You too could have to cover every wall in your house with bookshelves for your partners and children.

I feel attacked. Or I would, if the next iteration was, Partner: okay, how about a motion sensing rain guage

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

if u think about it, humans are like beavers, except instead of building dams that improve the ecosphere we destroy everything we touch

So much to unpack here

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

Lookit that. This mug has been in my rotation for more than 20 years now. You go mug.

Your Daily Affirmation: Today I'm looking for a little elbow room,a little breathing space, a little air to move in. Looking for a little time to think, a moment to reflect, a little quiet in which to just be, enjoy being, and ignore all the space and time I'm not in. #AlsoWaffles

Fight your local tech dystopia today. Connect with a local grassroots group (or start your own) with resources from the Electronic Frontier Alliance.

The best surprise of any day is rolling over in the morning thinking you have to wake up , and realizing it's only 3am and you still have hours of sleep

Time to start this Bluesky thing! Maybe I can actually get involved in a platform for once!