Just got off the phone with Bitch McConnell. He told me he's unequivocally dead and smiling up at us from the bottom of hell.

The names Barack and Bartholomew are connected via the nickname Barry. In this essay, I will prove that Barack Hussein Obama II is the Flash.

At this point, the only data centers I will support are libraries and bookstores. And maybe like 25% or so of schools. Maybe.

I just turned 26 years old 40 minutes ago. That's 9 years longer than I ever expected, so I guess that's a win.

petition to call supreme court rulings of the united states SCROTUS

Any of y'all ever played billiards with a golf club

1. It's not your right to know. 2. If you REALLY wanna ask, take it to fucking DMs, don't blast someone in their stream chat. 3. You said it should be publicized because the community should know who they support, when THE COMMUNITY HAS KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS AT THIS POINT. FUCK YOU.

shut the fuck up dominos

my lesbian ass when a cute femboy walks by

Are the left soyboy crybabies who need safe spaces with binkies, blankies, and avacado toast, or are they violent extremists hellbent on raping children and loving violence/death? It's Shrödinger's threat. You're trying to breed contempt and panic simultaneously. Pick a fucking struggle.

The migraine I have right now from people's mental gymnastics.

Respectfully, can people stop baselessly accusing artists of using genAI? That has consequences that can have their livelihoods ruined. "This looks like AI," isn't significant enough proof. It's meaningless and becoming ragebait atp. Have more concrete evidence before spouting off like that.

True horror: I have no estrogen and I must girl

Pinning this image from my story on all my pages, to ring in the coming month:

OKAY

"We speak English here in America" Oh yeah? And what language does your ass speak? My foot plans on visiting the northernmost area really soon.

My illnesses may be chronic, but at least my ass is iconic

If my visual artistry proficiencies weren't in the abstract, you bet your ass I would. I will, instead, quote post to further engagement.

❌ Making love with a trans woman ✔️ Boofing gock

It's hard to imagine it's been four years since you left us, Konnor. Grief feels like something you can't really overcome... We're managing. You helped me through a lot, whether you realize it or not. Thank you for giving me the time you had to bring a smile out of me at any chance.

🌒🦊✨

MFW that ⁹⁄₁₀ of a penny with gas prices turns into fucking standard index form

Man I hate ai generated music

I got this goin on right now, if y'all wanna ask me stupid questions and have me not know who you are. ngl.link/chosn12

The woke left? Without saying goodbye? How fuckin rude.

Making your car purposefully loud to compensate for dudes having North American sized Vienna Sausages should be punishable by waterboarding followed by being forced to make a sound out of a duck call with the water still in the throat.

The fact that you have to scour so fucking hard in terms of research to make absolutely sure that none of the resources you use utilizes gen AI, even in part, is entirely unethical Regardless of what side of the debate on GenAI you're on, this is like giving a Jehovah's Witness a blood transfusion

On September 14th, 30828, Windows will reject dates beyond the current day. Upon system startup, an error message pertaining specifically to the system's time being invalid in the NTFS file system will display. The idea of Windows still existing in 28,000 years is truly terrifying.

Autism Speaks is like PETA but for autists instead of animals

🤭 All because they were wrong in accusing someone with a well known art history dating back to decades before genAI of being an AI chud. They ended up being the chud themselves, instead. Dumbfuck ought to remove "art connoisseur" from their fuckin bio, they don't know jack shit

Another big short one! Come check out what's in store over on this account! I hope y'all enjoy.

"Your heart is aflame with love and passion that has been consistently met with hostility, and never understanding. I too have that fire. I refuse to approach you that way. I refuse to meet you in such a way. I will only ever meet you with love and an open heart."

If I ever go missing in the early hours of the morning, I am in one of two places: 1) The laundry room, because it's best after midnight, so the dryer's buzz accompanies my existential dread. 2) The kitchen, eating and staring at cookware, thinking about how "spatula" no longer sounds like a word.

"I don't use pronouns" You literally just used a pronoun in that sentence, dumbass. If you try to not use any pronouns, your sentence structure is gonna be so convoluted and asinine that you'd sound less intelligent than a caveman.

0/0 genderless construct token that gets +1/+1 for each gender you control

Some redditor baked a GTX 1080 in the oven and it started working again. PC hardware market is so fucked we're performing necromancy on the rocks we forced to think.

If your bio says some derivative of "u mad bro?" after posting some rage bait, I hope the next time you need an enema you get ginger extract and cinnamon oil instead of water, or whatever.

Worst. Stopover. EVER.

This is a V6 Nano from Holy Trainer. It can be opened with a V6 Maxi from Holy Trainer. *clacking noises*

my girlfriend, just now, casually: "i founded e621"

Just got added to a user list called "MAGA Scum." Like, bitch, what part of MY profile gave you that clue? The user list feature NEEDS to be removed. People can make whatever fuckin baseless claims they want and there are too many lists to moderate effectively. It just needs to be outright removed

you don't have to be a fem guy to be a boy princess. masc guys can be boy princesses. allow me to demonstrate.

raiders when that naked lesbian from vault 111 shows up with her assaultron army:

I'm cringe, and that's based. I will never be based, and that's not cringe. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Fartificial Intelligents

I was encouraged to make a CashApp as well, and forgot to include my Venmo! Both are GhardetPinkshark with the appropriate $ and @ marking.

If anyone feels they can share their good fortune in these trying times, I set up a ko-fi recently. If you can't help yourself, maybe you can share this message! I appreciate anything that is given me, no matter how small it may seem to you. :3 ko-fi.com/ghardetpinks...

I don't love asking for help, but things are tough. I lost my job recently and have been applying and interviewing but have still spent almost two weeks without income and I'm terrified of my bills. I'm also hoping to visit partners this month, and having less pressure would be so amazing..

On this #transdayofvisibility you should give me (transgender) PayPal funds to buy slutty clothes and estrogen