music from the computer

some dutch tourists told me my dutch is really good

there should be a bear face emoji

I witnessed a miracle on my way to work this morning

#OtD 9 Dec 1947 the Rawagede massacre was carried out by Dutch colonial troops in Indonesia, who executed 431 people: nearly every male aged over 15 in the village of Rawagede (now Balongsari). None of the killers were prosecuted stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1088...

they did surgery on a top

cocomelão kkkk

i feel like someone microwaved me

happy to announce we’ve made it into month #2 of the five consecutive months of november that happen each year in this city

esnupi

sending nudes in linear B

engaging in my favorite autism friendly activity which is going to a restaurant by myself and pigging out (not necessarily in the gay/appropriate way) and watching youtubes

rabobank is a beautiful name for a little dutch girl 🎀

look what i bought at the gundled zine launch

They can

naja der Tee ist halt…

een hollander in de zaak gisteren zei “doe maar zwei pils bitte”

i bet it feels good as fuck for a christmas tree to be put through one of these bad boys

gym sauna sex will remain a hypothetical to me because every guy at my gym is straight or looks like he goes tot t*l av*v pride

imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people

youtu.be/tRdnn-qEqsg?... big big fan of this autism friendly russian pop banger from 1994

living in germany is just a constant stream of psychic damage . today i found out israeli reggae exists

the phrase “flinta gulag near me” won’t stop echoing in my head

schau mal herein

i love waking up at 5am, it feels perverted because no one else is awake yet

kijk, mensen maakten vroegâh (1637!!!) ook al shitposts over speculantenbubbels die doorgeprikt dreigen te worden, ditmaal over tulpenbollen, time is a flat circle etc

unfortunately the gym people were right and you do feel very good after going to the gym, which is embarrassing

my phone knows i’m gay and i don’t like that

FOOD/KIWI.GIF

drinking two beers and listening to erasure feels like being gay

they’re advertising the concept of ‘poultry’ in the u bahn stations again

they should invent a sauna for straight people

in het echt heet hij Duwen Robert

i found the love of my life at rossmann’s ideenwelt section

who up mixing their martial arts

i moved to berlin 3 years ago today, and last night i dreamt about my mom, nuclear war, and sucking dick

organized grime

I mean...

my love language is serbo-croatian

happy sex tourism day to all who celebrate

samba tea arbeit flop

playing one of my favorite games, which is “is this a gay guy with bad taste or a straight guy with above average taste”

i just dreamt i fist fought a crackhead in a newly renovated albert heijn in the hague

chemsex is bourgeois

unox soep in snor

oh no i’m afraid i like grimes new single

i miss the long 2015s

orcas and peas both live in pods

witte bokes me choco da ist gwn e