The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

So @dpmoore88.bsky.social driver window stopped working ages ago, car only 2 years old so It’s been for him to get fixed since April!

19 games. 🤝 170 days. 🗓️ Premier League. FA Cup. Community Shield. Conference League. Carabao Cup. 🤓 From Selhurst Park to Wembley to Fredrikstad and Lublin.📍 Not one but two trophies. 🏆🏆 The unbeaten run may be over, but what a run it was. ❤️💙 #CPFC

Back to reality

So nice of @officialcpfc.bsky.social to give our season ticket seats away to UEFA representatives for the home Europe games 😳 I hope the pillar doesn’t get in their way too much 😡

🚨Breaking News: Nottingham Forest have written a strongly worded letter to UEFA, demanding to be moved back to the Conference League. #CPFC

The night the City Ground got toxic. Everything that made Forest work on the pitch has gone, replaced by the Postecoglou Premier League playbook. This is on the club. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

This 👇

Notts Forest showing why teams shouldn't be playing in competitions they didn't actually qualify for.

Nottingham Forest have conceded 13 goals in Ange Postecoglou’s first six games in charge…

Palace fans singing "We're gonna win the league". Not clear whether that's the Premier League, Conference League or... both #CPFC

Oh dear Sosa

I know it’s easy to enjoy Palace at the moment, but this little guy has well and truly been bitten by the bug. He absolutely loves it. The songs, seeing his favourite players, the (increasingly rare) tackles. The noise, the colours and booing the other team. He just loves it ❤️💙 @zoe591.bsky.social

Apparently (according to staff) if this new queueing system at Selhurst Station doesn’t work, they will CLOSE the station. Who do we know on the fan advisory board and who can ask questions @mattwoosie.bsky.social

No words. I'll just leave this here..

I’m sick of all the national journos wishing forest luck. They didn’t qualify for the competition. They snided their way in by threatening legal action. It’s a shame that none of them have done their jobs and looked into the clearly dodgy relationship between Textor and Marinakis

God I hope Notts Forest get smashed tonight

All Betis tonight aren't we?

£15m banquet vs 4.5m hungry kids.

Rob Beckett in Bromley booked for Jan 🙂

Said before the game Esse needs to impress today and… 🤦‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

God we’re annoying aren’t we

They are arseholes aren’t they

RIP Ricky Hatton 😥

Arthur what did you have for lunch at school today? “Curry” And was it nice? “Never say no to curry” This kid cracks me up 😂😂

Obviously they meant Queen Victoria because these bell ends are stuck in 1851.

Got it back 🙌🏼

Ahead of tomorrows England game Arthur has drawn some of the players , Eze made me laugh 😂

From where? Oh

See people saying that Palace had all summer to sign a replacement for Guehi. Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.

🦅

Kamada MOTM

‘Aston villa, it’s happened again’ 👏👏

What a goal 😂💙❤️

They are on 🔥

Arthur at dinner tonight “does super Ollie Glasner even know what we need?” 😂

Since booking our flights to Stuttgart this morning they have increased by £500!!! ✈️😲

Q for Vampire ride - bloke behind us in Brighton shirt, Arthur in Palace. He’s probably sick of hearing ‘have you ever seen Brighton win a cup’

We’re off to Strasbourg ✈️ ❤️💙

Im out on my own on a Saturday, shopping on my own, lunch on my own, test driving a car on my own. It’s glorious! I feel like a proper grown up 😂

AEK Athens on my birthday please 🙏🏻

Job done ✅ Crystal Palace will play in the main stage of a European competition for the first time in our history. 🏆 Now sign some f**king players! 😂 #UECL #CPFC

It’s done. Let’s move on and look forward to a proper European campaign

God that was painful to watch

He has broken that 🤦‍♀️😥

I will get this goal back 💪

So sad 😢