This is nice but I feel they’ve missed a trick by not including a cord in her back that you can pull to make her say “Twisted flax please, Victoria”

Girl who was beginning to think this award season was going to be irredeemable has faith saved by 3 actually excellent films in 1 week

Real ones get it * * when you walk into a cinema and they’re playing the steel pan cover of P.I.M.P.

Achievement #1 unlocked for 2026: finally finishing Buffy S5.

this made me so happy

Welcome to Hebden Bridge. Someone just wished the bus driver a happy solstice.

Maybe they’ll learn not to let me at the work elves ever again

So, uh, what’s my special interest now?

SWAI have been stalwarts of the sex worker community for years and this news is damning for the state of sex worker rights organisations, particularly those working under some of the most difficult legal conditions. Client criminalisation policies strip us of support.

Welcome to the 2025 edition of “what the fuck has Rosie been listening to?” This year I will be counting down my Spotify Wrapped from 100-1, five a day, and sharing my favourite bit of each song for the 0 people who care.

Ermal and Dargen my sad angry boys 🥰🥰🥰

Been to the cinema three whole times this week nature is healing

If anyone wants to know what goes on inside my brain, I just wrote an entire chorus parody about a team losing money on a big ruby vase on Bargain Hunt within 30 seconds. (It is, of course, to Pink Pony Club)

I’m losing my voice and auditions are in 3 days lol fuck 🙃

I'm buying warm socks, leggings, pjs, thermals and knickers for sex workers this winter. Ive done the first bag. If you want to support this and help out, let me know!

Theatre has just shared the audition list for the next show. There are 6 male roles. There are 2 men auditioning, one for a neutral role. Meanwhile, one of the female roles has 9 people going for it.

I have no idea how I’ve ended up watching Songs of Praise counting down the best school hymns but the fact that Shine Jesus Shine is the top one is proof that you can very occasionally trust people to make good choices

thinking about her * * madame’s covers night performance of prinsencolinensinaciusol

Seeing some students getting on the T&W Metro in shorts and a tank top in 1C weather oh to be young again

Good evening to the drunk girls on the Manchester train singing “I, the Lord of sea and sky” loudly and good evening to them only

A survey of 172 sex workers found that 76% of sex workers started in the industry due to financial need, with 77% identifying as disabled or living with a long-term health condition. Here is what two women told me of their experiences. @decrimnow.bsky.social www.bigissue.com/news/social-...

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re brexit pursued by a bear

We are horrified but not surprised by this. No one connected to the Magdalene laundries should be involved in making law on any subject, let alone trying to push laws which endanger women who are doing sex work. Sex workers say no to the Nordic Model.

I watched it and I’m still confused why it’s being so hyped

Shout out to me for one in my life choosing an LFF film to go to with my in-laws that isn’t full of sex

It’s been a delightful week terrorising the good people of the north with my attempts at a west country accent

For my #Birthday this year, I’m asking folk to kindly donate to the amazing charity, Basis Yorkshire through their wish list. www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/... donate.biggive.org/campaign/a05...

I really cannot tell you how much I regret not seeing this earlier. We ended up going on literally the last day of its run that we could and I just want to see it again already. (Listening to the soundtrack all day now I can hear the whole thing is not helping this urge)

Just over 24 hours in and we're off to a good start (15% funded with 29 days left)! Getting the rest of the way there is going to be a battle and having people get excited about the anthology and hype it up makes it more likely we'll make it to fully funded. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mxj...

Because my body can’t deal with functioning normally for one whole ass day, I’ve injured my ribs as well. Doctor told me to ice them a few times a day. I have no ice on me, but I did just stock up on frozen fruit for my next cordial batch. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

I have to do a fair amount of fighting in the play I’m currently in. It’s fun. But man, I’m so fucking bruised.

Becoming a parent is difficult for everyone, but especially when you're a sex worker with no access to parental leave pay who needs time to recover before selling more sex while post-partum. If you have funds to spare and want to help me take 8 weeks off after I give birth: gofund.me/7369fa55a

When the theatre’s announced the next musical and it’s another modern pop belty one

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

I have decided to live my life as if VCM is going to read out fun facts about me on Only Connect one day. So anyway that’s how I ended up getting roped into a Scooch “tribute act” last night.

A certain film starting to get a tonne of Oscar buzz and me wondering what the hell I’m missing about it to not be at all interested in it?

We're hiring a Manager for NUMbrella Lane in Glasgow! 📣 This role requires managerial experience, and a deep understanding of the health, safety and rights issues confronting sex workers in Scotland. Join the team! Click to access the full job posting: nationaluglymugs.org/2025/09/17/j...

…is it bad that I sometimes reread stuff I wrote for work and go, “I’m actually really good at my job”?

Things that did not make my partner decide to marry me: the greatest birthday present ever created Things that did make my partner decide to marry me: him forgetting I was out late for a volunteer shift and worrying about me coming home

Hi friends! I’m asking for a bit of help/political engagement. A Bill proposed to the Scottish Parliament will have devastating effects on sex workers. They’re seeking responses about this. Do you have a few minutes to tell them to absolutely not do this? scotlandfordecrim.org/ash-regans-p...

I’ve arrived

So I have this theory that some (male) actors are supposed to play heartthrobs and some are supposed to play weird lil guys and there are too many men trying to play heartthrobs when they just have such WLG energy

self-hypnotising cat

Well, today at the Fringe I witnessed an incredibly stunning woman dressed as a WWI nurse do a striptease to Waving Through A Window from Dear Evan Hansen and I’m very pleased with myself about it

I’d say something about the next Eurovision host city but it means nothing to me

Feeling a bit on a high right now but I genuinely just thrive at the Fringe every year we go and I’m just in my absolute happy place right now

I did not hit her, I did not, oh

It’s one of those days*. * Rosie’s discovered a new song and has listened to it 15 times today SO FAR.

"Which of these celebs..." "What does this acronym stand for..." "How much was paid to..." 🧠 Test your knowledge at our SW-themed pub quiz hosted by Megan Prescott on 30th September. Enjoy a raffle, win prizes, and maybe learn something new! Tickets: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/national-u...