I just needed to show off my nails tbh

2026 Oscar predictions just dropped

Whatever our brainrot is made of, his and mine are the same.

Welcome to our house. We just improvised an entire song to the tune of Rio about our cat having a little snooze.

@ariadnereviews.bsky.social my partner just came to me and says he always thinks of The Apprentice whenever he makes risotto specifically because of this and I just think you should know your impact

Lewis just described Giles and Anya kissing as “fan service for the autism girlies” and, rude*. *accurate.

I’m not like other girls, mine is As You Like It (I cannot justify this opinion and it is purely vibes-based)

I’m now 9/10 on the best picture films this year and feel fairly safe declaring this years bunch of nominees as “perfectly okay”. Nowhere near the high of 2024, definitely overall stronger than 2025. And, like 2024, still the likely winner is one of my least favourites of the lot.

One of the things I did not anticipate about getting older is going to gigs of artists I loved as a teenager and the gigs being full of teenagers that are not me any more

If I had a nickel for every time Boy George turned up in a place I don't really want to see him this week, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

This video is genuinely my Roman Empire and it’s ridiculous how much I quote it youtu.be/JEVago2PKn0?...

Film industry continues to try and convince me that OBAA is a good film and the harder it tries the more I refuse

Thinking about him * * Messi the dog

Idk who’s been going round saying Buffy S6 is bad but they are so wildly incorrect

Lads I am finally about to watch Once More With Feeling

Unforeseen circumstances? Bring back ESC Crystal Ball.

URGENT FUNDRAISER FOR A SEX WORKER DEFENDING HERSELF IN COURT. Her former partner is trying to sue her for money he gave to her & pursue coercive control. She managed to win anonymity, but we need to stand up against abusive men who target sex workers. www.gofundme.com/f/help-ms-xx...

Work post klaxon! Babby’s first book chapter! “It’s not who you know, it’s who knows you”, in which me and my colleagues discuss outing and doxxing as a form of violence against sex workers. Super-happy to share more with people if interested! link.springer.com/chapter/10.1...

Sharing again because guess who found her old corset collection that she’ll never wear again!

Please tell me I’m not the only one who sings “Cortina…” every time they read something about the Winter Olympics youtu.be/gS7a2Cf_MuU?...

Allora, and welcome to the 2026 edition of what Rosie’s been listening to each month!

the absolute disconnect in Labour obsessing over the banning of children on social media, a panic largely instigated by AI generated images, fake news and pornographic deepfakes but also rolling out a course to promote AI in the workplace that is proudly advertised as "taking only TWENTY MINUTES"

I put even more on please buy my stuff

Shameless plug but I’ve just uploaded a load of stuff on my Vinted www.vinted.co.uk/member/82191...

✨OUR CROWDFUNDER IS LIVE! ✨ The People’s Letters is crowdfunding to help sustain our worker-owned cooperative bookshop and community space rooted in solidarity. Please support or share if you can! tinyurl.com/2d8f54hj

The Oscars love cars go vroom films so much they’d have nominated the damn Milky Way advert for Best Picture if they could

This is nice but I feel they’ve missed a trick by not including a cord in her back that you can pull to make her say “Twisted flax please, Victoria”

Girl who was beginning to think this award season was going to be irredeemable has faith saved by 3 actually excellent films in 1 week

Real ones get it * * when you walk into a cinema and they’re playing the steel pan cover of P.I.M.P.

Achievement #1 unlocked for 2026: finally finishing Buffy S5.

this made me so happy

Welcome to Hebden Bridge. Someone just wished the bus driver a happy solstice.

Maybe they’ll learn not to let me at the work elves ever again

So, uh, what’s my special interest now?

SWAI have been stalwarts of the sex worker community for years and this news is damning for the state of sex worker rights organisations, particularly those working under some of the most difficult legal conditions. Client criminalisation policies strip us of support.

Welcome to the 2025 edition of “what the fuck has Rosie been listening to?” This year I will be counting down my Spotify Wrapped from 100-1, five a day, and sharing my favourite bit of each song for the 0 people who care.

Ermal and Dargen my sad angry boys 🥰🥰🥰

Been to the cinema three whole times this week nature is healing

If anyone wants to know what goes on inside my brain, I just wrote an entire chorus parody about a team losing money on a big ruby vase on Bargain Hunt within 30 seconds. (It is, of course, to Pink Pony Club)

I’m losing my voice and auditions are in 3 days lol fuck 🙃

I'm buying warm socks, leggings, pjs, thermals and knickers for sex workers this winter. Ive done the first bag. If you want to support this and help out, let me know!

Theatre has just shared the audition list for the next show. There are 6 male roles. There are 2 men auditioning, one for a neutral role. Meanwhile, one of the female roles has 9 people going for it.

I have no idea how I’ve ended up watching Songs of Praise counting down the best school hymns but the fact that Shine Jesus Shine is the top one is proof that you can very occasionally trust people to make good choices

thinking about her * * madame’s covers night performance of prinsencolinensinaciusol

Seeing some students getting on the T&W Metro in shorts and a tank top in 1C weather oh to be young again

Good evening to the drunk girls on the Manchester train singing “I, the Lord of sea and sky” loudly and good evening to them only

A survey of 172 sex workers found that 76% of sex workers started in the industry due to financial need, with 77% identifying as disabled or living with a long-term health condition. Here is what two women told me of their experiences. @decrimnow.bsky.social www.bigissue.com/news/social-...

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re brexit pursued by a bear

We are horrified but not surprised by this. No one connected to the Magdalene laundries should be involved in making law on any subject, let alone trying to push laws which endanger women who are doing sex work. Sex workers say no to the Nordic Model.