(explaining menu UI design to an american) imagine a hamburger

writeup: Porting Terraria and Celeste to the browser with WebAssembly velzie.rip/blog/celeste... fun little project i've been working on and off for about a year. boosts appreciated

check out velzie.rip/blog/celeste...

weed markiplier: was that the blunt of 87?

bluesky

In Bluesky, they don't let you goon. They have the gooning material, but they don't have the tools. No bookmarks. In Bluesky, they have neoliberals.. no femcels... no gooning

catgpt (knocking over various items on desk): mrrp :3

Did Kendrick reference the Freaky Papyrus meme in Not Like Us? 👇 “Freaky ahh fella he a 69 Blud!”💀 (I changed the lyrics a little so I wouldn’t have to type the curses) If this was intentional this might be the most legandary meme crossover of 2024. 🔥❤️

everyone's complaining about hunter biden's pardon is wrong. the democrats need to break more rules and faster. go ahead and appoint a bunch of corrupt justices joe no one will care. fly your presidential jet directly into the trump tower i don't give a fuck

in the middle of buying memecoins & my braless wife grok brings me a Xeet (not asked for) as i get the elon musk Retweet so, how is your day going 😅

OMG guys, Blue Sky is winning! Blue Sky is gonna be the new Twitter. We're gonna beat Twitter. We're gonna be so cool. Blue Sky's winning the battle against Twitter X! Elon Musk is going to kill himself tomorrow because all of the users are going to leave for blue sky.

Hi all 👋 Today i want to announce my latest dataset. I have used the bluesky api to scrape some really valuable data. This dataset really reflects the current state of the platform. 🤗 It is under a very permissive licence so you can do anything with it! 🎉 huggingface.co/datasets/MDp...

texting a robot girl and u gotta remember that the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC-2119.

happy thank giving everyone ♥️♥️♥️

pdses go offline god laughs

investors: hey openai where's the 7 billion you said you would make sam altman (hiding gpt sex robot under the table): uhh.. there's current hallucination problems.. more research will emerge.. we need funding.. investor: holy shit is that tim sweeny sweenygpt: i'm the founder of epic games

shellcheck hates to see me winning

i can't believe they hit the twink towers never faggot 💔

thank you to the bluesky mod team for being extremely based. they should ban everyone complaining about it next

hot dog stand operator: "would you like any condiments on your hot dog" me:

honk shooah sleep on that thang

chat i fixed my handle

US lawyers will reportedly try to force Google to sell Chrome and unbundle Android

in western civilization, no one chooses to jump for the communism. it's much safer to do the one block jump for neoliberalism than risk your entire economy

i like my handle invalid bruh

i like my handle invalid bruh

is my handle invalid yet

i got the funny handle

WHY IS MY HANDLE INVALID THIS IS THE REGULAR BSKY PDS I DIDN'T EVEN LINK MY DOMAIN

oh so we're just completely okay with pedophilia here too? i thought that was just fedi

bluesky affirmations: your handle is valid

in western civilization, no one chooses to jump for the communism. it's much safer to do the one block jump for neoliberalism than risk your entire economy

oh wow they've got the slop accounts here too.. this site might end up working

oh wow they've got the slop accounts here too.. this site might end up working

he knows he can command an entire nation, yet he cannot understand the Machine, and this is what scares him most

he knows he can command an entire nation, yet he cannot understand the Machine, and this is what scares him most

this is old but i'm going to repost it here: we ported celeste to webassembly! you can play it in a browser or on a chromebook now github.com/MercuryWorks...

follow me i'm cool and awesome

follow me i'm cool and awesome

normalizes you into a vector of length 1

normalizes you into a vector of length 1

I'm gonna be honest that pirat nation account on twitter is awful and makes me want to pay unironically for windows and AAA games