i spent FOUR HOURS on blue sky today i know half of it was idle but im still terrified i'm deleting ts but maybe will return someday

holyfuck im a tweaker on this website

my balls have been STOLEN

incredibly chilling stuff

do rich people’s bank accounts just say like “$27,947,828.36” lol that’s so cartoony we cannot take them seriously

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

oh AI chatbots are useless? bro i'm literally having cybersex with walmart

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Maybe it'll be a good thing long term that digital audiovisual media will be completely dismissed as a legitimate form of record

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

oh bla di oh bla da was the last straw

new white person phrase just dropped

my drug operation is really a front for my extensive collection of livestock

CW: protester being struck in the head by a pepper ball Footage I took earlier of the moment Reverend David Black, a regular protester outside of the Broadview Detention Center, was shot in the head with a pepper ball by ICE agents on the roof of the facility.

delusion

listening to ambient drone and i can faintly hear the microsoft teams call sound looping in my head as an auditory illusion kms

Ok I’m all for banning S*ngal but if the “clanker” discourse is real this whole place needs a wedgie

hey now whoa, they posted it again but with a better headline

If I were the most moral military in the world, I simply would not Abu Ghraib an internationally famous activist

there is a line between a "misleading" headline and an outright malicious deceptive one. this shit is so embarrassing

Fighting the Sunday fear with the movie of the year

its impossible to take any of these ppl srs bro

Yahoo Mail default signature reads like a radicalist call to action 😭

mfs think mary had a little lamb is hard they aint even heard patty cake yet

so many ppl are gonna get fired when the bubble bursts and their boss suddenly isn't cool anymore with ppl publishing vulnerable half-broken slop to prod lmfao invest in cybersecurity while code quality is down the shitter

who up remembers write with transformer

just looked at my spotify "top songs 2020"... no, i won't show you... 🥀

tfw electronic artist that i listen to is playing a show at a venue that i've played at before O_O #music #milwaukee

this headline is so ridiculous it's funny

trying to delete

today i scammed a contractor with ai slop

i <3 climaet change

Samsung has rolled out a software update to its smart fridges that will display ads, despite saying they had "no plans" to do so. We're headed for a future where you will have to pay extra for appliances without ads.

the javascript youtuber guy being a fan of DJ Rashad is crazy . the internet never ceases to amaze

You can use it to summarize text! (Just make sure that you carefully read all the text it summarized first, to make sure it didn't make shit up)

they're going to keep moving closer to their webcams until something is done

do you think mark zuckerberg can open his jaws wide enough to bite off an entire human head?

read the subtext in Peter Griffin voice

people dont even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this

i feel like if you can name 5 "top" podcasts you are wasting way too much ear time you could be spending on music i think in my life, i have only regularly subscribed/revisited maybe 3 different podcasts, ever am i an uncultured male 😔😢

POV: You're a mouse with email

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Notice they don't even have any named writers on like 90% of their stuff any more, it's just Heritage Foundation interns equipped with an AI given the quality of the writing/promotion.

oh I don’t think he did that to himself Bluesky

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

some of the press thumbnails are genuinely hilarious wtf am i looking at

the final bastion