#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky!

“You are what you eat” Oh So I’m Poop 💩?

The design of toilets are so annoying like what do you mean I have to buy a new one every time I flush 😭😭😭

2016 - Hugh Mungus 2018 - Big Chungus 2020 - Among Us 2022 - Morbius 2024 - Not Like Us 2026 - Iridocyclitus

Letting the poop crust up in yo butt and eating it like breadcrumbs is $4.95 on Steam

“Dance if you listen to clario, drink matcha lattes, read femimist literature and like coraline” Me asf:

Stephen Curry: "I'mma take this piss from the three point line hold on" Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar:

How white people react when you tell them their family has died in a car crash

When your 'poo bf' is feeding you the 'poo'

When you about to die of dehydration in the desert so you try to open your mouth under yo girl to catch sweat droplets

So-called 'stubborn,' 'rebellious' babies when you say "Here comes the airplane"

Homework = Boring Bacon = Delicious Yeule = EPIC

i made the squidward video when i was 14 and the reason it got taken down was because one day i use the audio swap feature on youtube and changed it to the Kidz Bop cover of TikTok by Kesha and spammed annotations all over the screen and it got taken down for spam by youtube moderation

Met Grummz in a public restroom and he started complaining to me about Poop DEI: “Why does diarrhea and constipation even exist?”

My Despicable Wii got the Homegru Channel

What if we combined PACKGOD and Grok to create a divine being greater than anything we could possibly conceive. Fucking mental.

Everything you could ever need to know is just one Grok prompt away

Dear Grok Drop The Facts On Those Who Wronged Me

White people when you put seasoning on there food. 💀🤦

Wasians love telling you about how wasian they are someone just told me about how they like to stare at people wasianly bro shut up

Pee. Poo. Fart.

She asked me “So what are we” after we made out and I said 70% water

I’m an 8.7/10 in looks, my logic is always infallible and I make $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 annually

My life like a rage comic I wake up and get trolled again

When someone tells you a funny joke. I don’t fucking know anymore. I can’t write skeets like I used to

Scary shower incident with speed and kai cenat

The Countryside is grassslop The Forest is treeslop The Park is leisureslop The City is concreteslop The Beach is sandslop The Ocean is waterslop

Me to my constipated friend: You can feel the pain in his shih 💔

Michael Rosen’s dad crashing out after eating hot potato without blowing on it might be top 5 crashout oat 💀

How Michael Rosen talk about the teacher that didnt let them breathe in class

Micheal Rosen crashing out when he see the Skyfoogle is crazy 💀

French spaghet meme: Somebody toucha my baguette

She say do you love me I tell her I am Baby I only love my crib and my bottle I’m sorry

Honestly at first I thought my newborn son was pretty ugly but after running him through the AI Studio Ghibli filter I’ve come to realize he is pretty cute

Wall Mart dont sell walls. Home Depot dont sell homes. Dollar Tree dont sell dollars or trees. What were they thinking while naming these places?

They tryna say wallace touch gromit thats why he dont talk

Nerds ordering food be like yes I would like one platter of school with a side of homework

took this picture last night

In Hell instead of Pizza Hut they have Homework Hut

I got a Grok in my rari, 17 prompts no 38

Christian X users who cannot use the Lord’s name in vain: Oh my Grok

Drake if he was an X user: Grok’s Plan

If I was the president in 2001 I would’ve made 9/11 illegal

PPAP Dank Version: 🅱️🅱️🆎

FEEDING MY DOG BANANA AS A TREAT INSTEAD OF A REGULAR TREAT PRANK

I want to make a "Peed on the floor again award" wojak of my dog and show it to him every time he pees on the floor to shame him

Me when I'm visiting relatives in Arlington and I have to bring my pet Polar Bear:

Me, cozy in bed: I didn’t choose the Snug Life, the Snug Life chose me!

SMPLive = Shit My Pants Live