Hannah
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The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
I would have thought on the sea shore was the worst possible place to sell seashells
about 9 hours ago
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I love the insane giant leopard
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about 22 hours ago
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Angus Main
about 23 hours ago
DO YOU EAT I P C L E U B M O S X IF NOT * * * * * YOU SHOULD THEY ARE **** DELICIOUS ****
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Is that... related
1 day ago
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Important update: this soup absolutely slaps
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1 day ago
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Ah but the thing is self-employed barristers don't work for KPMG or have corporate breathing down their neck
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2 days ago
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"I was saving my nice things for the day my life felt dignified enough to be worthy of them" is a feeling I relate to hard, having filled and put out for the first time in November the salt and pepper shakers my friend bought me on a work trip to California in 2016
inews.co.uk/opinion/10-y...
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The one thing I wish I'd known before spending 10 years in a houseshare
I was saving my nice things for the day my life felt adult and dignified enough to be worthy of them
https://inews.co.uk/opinion/10-years-in-houseshare-wish-had-known-4348358
2 days ago
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Massive craving for egg drop soup, unwilling to do a recipe that claims I will have egg drop soup in 15 minutes
2 days ago
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Cnts
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4 days ago
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It fits tho
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4 days ago
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I imagine the lobster being a highly qualified education professional like Dr Dillamond in Wicked
4 days ago
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Wait what thing
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7 days ago
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Can't even watch step-sibling porn or they throw you in jail. These days.
8 days ago
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And he is obviously wearing trousers, it would be a much bigger story if the Prime Minister was out and about in a little pencil skirt, or his underwear
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10 days ago
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James Ball
12 days ago
This is a grotesque statement. Kanye West released "Heil Hitler" *less than a year ago*. No other ethnic group would ever be asked to accept this. The managing director should be fired for this disgusting statement alone.
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So close! We actually don't wanna be your friend x
13 days ago
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My flat is just 22°C, I haven't put the heating on ever, I moved in in mid-November, I am not sure I could make it cold in here if I tried No this adds nothing I'm just bragging
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14 days ago
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Just asked a guy at the coffee shop to direct me to the inaccessible toilet
15 days ago
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Oh it doesn't make me feel anything like I literally couldn't give less of a fuck if people want to go to the moon
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17 days ago
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We used to be a proper country
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22 days ago
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I will be a paid influencer for Huel (you can blend collagen into it so it doesn't taste like beef juice but unfortunately it will taste like Huel)
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23 days ago
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Just wanna thank Chappell Roan and Lindy West for this top tier meme cycle
24 days ago
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I do think quite a lot of people have gone irretrievably mad huffing The Discourse of this issue
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24 days ago
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Yes I'm sure a closeted bisexual in Regency England would "identify as queer"
24 days ago
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A friend of mine who is getting married in a couple weeks is "aggressively cutting" as a "2 week sprint". I ask what this entails. "Half a carton of soup for lunch". I say that's about 150kcal and ridiculous. He says no, it is double that. It's not.
25 days ago
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Full disclosure I do frequently threaten to attack people
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26 days ago
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Ordering a size M t shirt because I'm drunk on my own thinness (still obese)
26 days ago
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Might have just given a guy wrong directions so that will haunt me
26 days ago
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dearwendy.com/my-boyfriend...
this advice is absolutely terrible
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“My Boyfriend’s Son Treats My Like a Nobody” - Dear Wendy
My boyfriend of three years has an 11-year-old son whose mother is not in the picture. I have always accepted his son. In the beginning of our relationship, I was happy to go out in the yard and play ...
https://dearwendy.com/my-boyfriends-son-treats-my-like-a-nobody/?fbclid=IwdGRjcAQvbU1jbGNrBC9tS2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHgyEs9Qtc9CL_x3_0ql_RLWEGwM8RDIPPnDrg0CoH3H9VVW95P8FH12fEIfq_aem_Jf_uwkrLaY7KJXKTo_K7Gg
26 days ago
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"Play again" absolutely not xxx
26 days ago
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I don't know if Chappell Roan did send her security to bollock an 11 year old girl for looking at her but the problem here is that she does extremely give "the type of person that would send her security to bollock an 11 year old girl for looking at her"
26 days ago
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Gonna start saying this after "I have more of a comment than a question really"
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28 days ago
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Joseph Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting accused of molesting child
share.google/5XTJYLZbcZN2...
uh what has gone on with this family
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Joseph Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting accused of molesting child
Duggar is accused of abusing a nine-year-old during a vacation in Panama City Beach, Florida.
https://share.google/5XTJYLZbcZN2WjBJS
30 days ago
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What in fuck's name are you talking about
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30 days ago
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"In 2022 I shat myself in public and now inexplicably I am asking you to loan me your rare spider silk underwear which I promise I will not shit myself in"
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30 days ago
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30 days ago
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A man just took his feet off the train seat when I gave him a really filthy look, I feel drunk with power
about 1 month ago
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Super Liking me on Tinder is coercive and I will not stand for it
about 1 month ago
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Having intrusive thoughts like "throw all the food in your fridge away. Go to the restaurant downstairs for chicken wings"
about 1 month ago
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Nicola
about 1 month ago
I really don't think he's going to be bothered
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I think I will do a PhD thesis called "The Psychosocial Implications of The Skin Colour You Choose For Your Thumbs Up Emoji"
about 1 month ago
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Signed up to help at a work dinner and the young'un organising it, who has met me 4 or 5 times max, said "no truffle on anything right?", presumably because I kicked off so much about the ubiquity of truffle on the christmas party menu that it's burned into his mind
about 1 month ago
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sianushka.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
From the UK, but I wrote about this behaviour for the Observer three years ago
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023...
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"The Palestinian place is for Salt Of The Earth working people and Gail's is for BOUGIE CUNTS"
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about 1 month ago
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Does anyone know what the fuck today's NYT Strands is even talking about
about 1 month ago
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Oh great, I'd forgotten that Strava feeds my runs into MyFitnessPal as "Jogging (in place)" because it wants to mock how slow I ran the 2k course it plotted with GPS
about 1 month ago
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What
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about 1 month ago
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I would actually go so far as to say you cannot celebrate someone by killing their cat
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about 1 month ago
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Anyway I did this psychopathy test and it said I'm boring
about 1 month ago
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