I have joined a long queue at the post office and the long queue is a bit annoying but a lot less annoying than the woman in front of me who keeps loudly tutting, sighing, bouncing up and down and leaning around the person in front of her as if to see what's taking so long, which is "the long queue"

I will volunteer to be the Labour Party stylist I would have the time of my fucking life doing that

Largely irrelevant but What Is He Fucking Wearing? He's announcing government policy, not ordering five Neck Oils in a Greene King

... what

I haven't really spoken about it on here, but honestly, if your support for the Palestinian cause leads you to start defending a guy who fractured a female police officer's spine with a sledgehammer, it's time for your friends and family to stage an intervention.

Did he not also say she only texted him about it when they started filming this doc tho

No x

We have reached peak Taylor Swift Derangement Syndrome, good job everyone

Which is it

Imagine if yoi went home with someone and they had these up

Misread this as "like feminine women who also look like animals" and I wasn't even surprised

Under every article about Down's Syndrome there's like 100 comments going "they are the most pure, loving and light-filled people like sunbeams, shame on those who discriminate" and i just want someone with Down's to go "actually I am a grumpy ornery cunt and discrimination is still bad thanks"

Anyway the great news is I went back to bed in the middle of the day because I didnt feel well so now it's half one in the morning and I am just lying there blinking like an owl on speed

What the actual fuck

Song of Achilles

It honestly makes me viscerally angry what a dumbfuck waste of political time this is? Like we have no real problems to solve, we should concentrate on people who can't be arsed to get married or a civil partnership and then do a shocked pikachu face when they don't inherit their partner's stuff?

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Probably consequences for the police, or changes so that people who've displayed disturbing behaviours that lead up to stabbing sprees don't slip through the system and do stabbing sprees I think

Just remembering the housemate I had in a shitty HMO whom I once observed trying to rip a potato in half with her bare hands Anyway she's a doctor now

Wtf William absolutely not

I have questions.

I do feel like that should be more than a caution actually

Dropped my entire food waste bin into the big communal dumpster bin of slop. Now i have to have the dishwasher scald it to be able to bear to own it anymore. Pray for me.

I would rather people had these than played their shit out loud on the bus and I think having a problem with other people's choice of headphones is absolutely deranged

Me: might go for a run after work Incessant, ear-splitting thunder: are u sure

It's a pot not one cup so this sounds right x

Men referring to themselves as "naughty" is absolutely repulsive.

Maybe I already know how to do half the shit you're telling me to use AI to do idk

Found out my 7 year-old friend is forbidden from having a (7 year-old) boyfriend by the school and honestly state interference in people's love lives is out of control

Never seen anything look less like good vibes than this

What

EVEN NEWER RULE: Padraig isn't the boss of me or you x

Both my work besties are on holiday this is absolutely intolerable

Problem not solved by wolf 😔

Oh no

"Sorry hydrangeas"

I am a bit confused tho because why has the market for flats crashed then

Watching T2. @scrapegroat.bsky.social's 13 year old: That's Hannah when someone asks her on a date

Basically it's incredibly reassuring to have people who are, in society's opinion, uglier and more shit than you (I can say this because I was 308lb and I wasn't ugly and shit but that's society for you bbe)

[To the people boarding the lift] sorry forgot to obsessively check and re-check I locked the flat door we're going back up

Might rejoin purely to vote for Wes Streeting, about whom I am lukewarm (hasn't befriended me)

Yes in the way a horse has a terrifying head of teeth

I enjoy these tiny birds

Might write a book about a crow that recruits an army of crows to torment this bitch in her neighbourhood

This is just calling me boring quiz.jmoxley.co.uk

Great news I've just snapped another one that jumped up hit about a half centimetre from my eye so shout out to whatever dead relative is on lookout duty today

I don't dislike him I think he is ok But he does have vibes it is easy to be unsure about I can't explain it

Changed carriage because a woman got a portable potty out and let her child have a shit on the train. In this carriage a couple is watching a screaming action film together without headphones.

Lady: I've got her majesty the Queen at my house. She's been with me for 3 weeks. Me: oh... Her: I make her these things in the oven with apple in. I put ice cream on hers Me: oh that's good hosting Her: the trouble is she died. Two years ago. I didn't know that when she came to stay with me