Are places still doing Galette des Rois I haven't had any and I'm upset about it

Not sure "someone who thinks you can and should make the choice to be heterosexual knows what they're talking about because they've done it themselves" is the pro-gay slam dunk she and Gay Times seem to think it is?

Why do the BBC (why does anyone) go to the most failed of failed finance ministers for comment? Seriously, what the fuck does he have to offer anyone?

Come now how were Americans to know an obvious lunatic was going to do lunatic shit

If I get a bird feeder will the birds shit all over my balcony

I performed Selena Gomez's kidney transplant x

Joining Bank of Voldemort, moving my mortgage over from the Darth Sidious Building Society this week

Trying to book Boxing Day lunch in Liverpool be like

www.instagram.com/reel/DSkrITP... I would simply calm tf down

"Also I am a bunny"

Anyway it's Christmas now so officially time to replace the milk in my homemade lattes with gold top, no I will not be discussing the "catastrophic effect on an 18 month weight loss"

Turns out the answer to men resting their elbow on my hip when sitting next to me on public transport is to simply jam my own elbow downward to displace it, never once looking at the man

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

Also if you work remote and see people like once a year at the christmas party and you lost a good 6.5 stone people do be fucken nosy don't they

Like I don't want to like her but

I say YES

Do you guys think I can air fry this

I actually have so much respect for this. Bro went you know what it's my house it's gonna look how I want it

Nevertheless, she persisted 🥰

I can't respect anyone who cares x

If you want my twee thing I went in the Tesco Express near my flat last night and a boy about 4 was running around with a spider-man mask painted on his eyes. He ran between me and the freezer just as I decided to leave, so the first step I took became just sticking my leg out and tripping him up

Anyway fantastic news, I've just been informed that last year instead of "Dear" on my company's owner's birthday card last year I wrote "Dead"

Just bring some in they can't stop you xxx

Haha don't make me approve of Donald Trump come on

A revenge body is for when *they* cheated on *you* hun

Counterpoint: you are insane

Oh aye. Fella across the way is festooning his balcony with fairy lights.

For real tho what the fuck did he take

I... do think that is revolting actually

Why does this remind me of @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social

Update: i no longer live with anyone at all

You can actually do both things

*sitting in the cafe* Nicola is gonna be so mad at me if I don't pack

Excited that the algorithm, seeing the one bed flat I have acquired, thinks I want loads more one bed flats

The court should simply take the freeholds off him and give them to the leaseholders and then go "haha fafo you cnt"

One day I would like to be wealthy enough that when I need to buy something the first thing I do isn't Sort and Filter > Price: low to high

Not real sad about it ngl, not everything that calls itself progressive is actually progress

How are you not embarassed

What

Honestly refuse to believe he can go ten times a day four days in a row, some of them must have been just sitting there

Time to give the Duchy of York to Prince Louis

WHY TAKE IT IF YOU ARE GONNA DO THIS YOU FREAKS

Ugh

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I... also had no idea this was illegal

Look who is "we", obviously I can't speak for everyone but I personally never experienced a milisecond of doubt about whether Virginia Giuffre was lying or not?

Damn is the iPaper now being run by Laurence Fox

Lol I am not too worried

Same